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Total entries in this category: Published On: May 18, 2004 10:01 AM |
MICHAEL MOORE'S TERRORIST ACTMichael Moore's web site posted a shocking video
clip showing the murder and
beheading of Mickey Mouse, beloved American icon and the chief spokesrodent for the Disney Company. The 9 minute video consists of two segments and -- typical of Moore -- is of very poor quality. The first segment shows a distraught mouse sitting handcuffed on the floor against a blank wall. With very little emotion, he identifies himself and details of his provenance: "My name is Mickey Mouse. I was born in 1927 in "Steamboat Willy". I have a fiancee named Minnie and my father is Walt Disney. For the last 77 years, I've lived in Buena Vista, California." The video is edited at this point, and the second segment shows the mouse surrounded by 6 hooded men. The gigantic fat man in the center -- wearing a baseball cap over his black hood -- reads a prepared statement for the camera: "This is retribution for the refusal of the Disney Company to distribute my new film "Fahrenheit 911". This facist capitalist corporate conglomerate has disregarded the laws of contractual business agreements and succumbed to pressure from Right-Wing conservatives in a blatant attempt to censor my free speech. As patriotic freedom fighters, we will not tolerate the abuse and humiliation of the Second Amendment." At the end of his statement, the obese hooded baseball cap wearing man takes out a large animated knife, cuts off Mickey's head, and then holds it up by the large round ears for the camera. All major news outlets, from print to television, have refused to show still photo screen-captures or the video for the American public, saying that the images are too disturbing for public consumption. This refusal to publish a terrorist act committed against an American has prompted Right-Wing commentators to express outrage at the politicization of news editing, charging that the "liberal media" is practicing their own form of anti-American censorship. This morning on his daily radio program, Right-Wing host Rush Limbaugh ranted against this partisan political stance relative to the refusal to air the controversial video: Limbaugh: They didn't balk at showing a photos of the high school-like hazing of a few terrorists at Abu Ghraib prison, but they refuse to allow the American public to witness a heinous, bloodthirsty terrorist act committed by one of their beloved liberals. They're afraid that showing the torture and abuse of an animated American icon will encourage more support for President Bush and his ongoing fight against terrorism. I say let the American people see just what our liberal enemies are capable of -- what an evil, homicidal bunch of Left-Wing liberal pinko pansies will do to dishonor our nation. They're nothing more than animals, and this video is an explicit demonstration of the barbaric nature of the liberal left." The last time Mickey Mouse was humiliated in public was in the mid-60s, when left-wing liberal homosexual artist Andy Warhol requisitioned his image for one of his demented, perverted silkscreen art works. ===== DISCLAIMER: In the interest of disclosure, Disney company owns this reporters soul, along with ABC Television Network, various television and radio stations, ESPN and Radio Disney Radio Networks. Cable networks include the Disney channel, ESPN-branded cable networks and Toon Disney; theme parks and resorts include the operations of the Walt Disney World Resort in Florida, Disneyland Park, the Disneyland Hotel and the disneyland Pacific Hotel in California. ![]() Posted: Tue - May 18, 2004 at 10:00 AM |
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