Bush accepts Kerry debate offer


After months of evading Democratic presidential contender John Kerry's call for a one on one public debate, the President accepts the challenge

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Spinning Heroes


In the cloud of combat it is often unclear exactly what has happened. Nonetheless, there may be an inclination by the military or political leadership to jump to conclusions, especially when there is an opportunity -- as we witnessed with a certain Private Lynch not so long ago -- to find a heroic deed which will captivate the hearts of the American public (i.e., shore up public support for the war...).

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A cordial interview


Exclusive excerpts from unofficial transcripts of the meeting that never really happened

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Off the record


Shhhhh.... White House says Bush-Cheney joint 9/11 testimony will not be recorded or transcribed

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Cheney: Great Shiite Hunter


Inside sources reveal recent "insurgent" hunting expedition to Iraq led by Vice President Cheney

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Wed - April 28, 2004

Back to normal?


In the midst of some of the heaviest fighting since the end of major combat last year, the American public is being assured that most of Falluja is "returning to normal."

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Tue - April 27, 2004

...and no shooting down planes, either


Libyan leader spreads his new wings as peace activist

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Sun - April 25, 2004

The boxes, they keep comin'...


The White-Wash House would like to have us believe that the administration is concerned for the privacy of families of fallen ones in Iraq in prohibiting photos of their coffins...

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Thu - March 25, 2004

Lap Dog meets Mad Dog


Makes my skin oily just thinking about it...

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Wed -
January 14, 2004

Read my lips...


GW swears off nation-building on the 2000 campaign trail.

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Sun -
January 11, 2004

Dear Arnold:


Fuck you, you fucking, fucking, incompetent, strüdel-chewing, Neanderthal!

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Gunfight at the Baghdad Bazaar


...in which Sheriff Bush made his stand for saving the town's citizens against the "lawless men" who rule them.

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Hold the mustard...


Danish troops uncover chemical weapons in Iraq?

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Sun - December 14, 2003

"We got 'im..."


Boogeyman caught alive in hole

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Fri - September 26, 2003

Terminator vs. Governator


Guv challenges former sexborg to clash of words

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Coo-la-la


Is a military takeover of Bolivia imminent?

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Army 4, Peasants 1


High altitude showdown leaves five dead

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Autonomous Iraqis?


Reader comments on reference to "Iraqi autonomy"

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Stretching those dollars


You won't see this on the six o'clock news...

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Read my lips...


RNC spokeswoman for the Republican National Committee has her own interpretation of the Boston Tea Party

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Kiss and tell?
On objectivity...
Exit strategy

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