Kiss and tell?


World's most feared cartoon seeks governorship of the state which spawned him...

Not content with publicly flexing his sexual and killer prowess, Arnie has decided to unleash his intellectual prowess on the Golden State. Not the first Hollywood figure to try stepping from the world of celluloid fiction into the world of political fiction, he may be the most controversial of such emigrants. One must assume that his strategy, like that of Ronnie, is to count on public perception that his entire past is simply fiction, conceived and produced by peddlers of fantasy. His skin-magazine interview in 1977, for example, escapes his memory, although he notes, "Obviously, I've made statements that are ludicrous and crazy and outrageous and all those things, because that's the way I always was..." So, we're to believe his campaign statements today?? Ronnie, by contrast, was a Puritan, torn by sexual angst: "Even in marriage I had a little guilty feeling about sex, as if the whole thing was tinged with evil." (As in Evil Empire?) On he marches forward to the California governorship, conservatives notwithstanding -- he is, after all, a Republican, better of the Dem currently in office. I'm surprised Britney hasn't filed for candidacy.

I'll be right back...

Posted: Fri - September 26, 2003 at 01:06 PM      

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