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- August 23, 2003
Blog Has a New Location
LiveJournal now the choice
My increasing frustration with iBlog has prompted me
to switch blog schemes.From here on out,
please visit the Mystical Forest here.It's
significantly easier for me to update the blog on LiveJournal and I can do it
from wherever I happen to be, as opposed to being tied down to this specific
computer.Anyhoo—see you at the new
place!
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Mon - August 18, 2003
No pictures?
I don't know why
You will note that there are many pictures missing
from my recap of GwenCon (see below).
I
don't know what's causing it. Other users of the software have reported similar
behavior. Later on tomorrow night I will attempt to diagnose and repair the
problem.
Until then, enjoy the text, I
guess.
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Sun - August 17, 2003
GwenCon 3.5
The games, the recap, the
pictures!
So, why no posts lately in this blog? Because I was at
GwenCon 3.5, iz why! It's a micro-convention held by some friends of ours, Gwen and Andy, at
their house. Every year they invite 30 or so friends and we get together and
play games Friday to Sunday. Great
fun!I'm going to post the recap here in
the blog instead of as a separate page. If this causes you grief, email me 'bout
it so I won't do something like this
again.Right, on to the
recap:FridayThe
first game I played was Descent into the
Depths of Springfield, run by Andy. It was a
roleplaying game played with nothing but Simpsons
toys. We all played characters and had to go to various locations within
Springfield and retrieve objects for other characters in the Simpsons
universe. This
photo shows the climax of the night, a big battle with Fat Tony! I played Duff
Man, who you can see is on the street, along with Fink, Max Scorpio, and Snake
after Max Scorpio's flame thrower was accidentally exploded on purpose. Note
Willie has gone into greased Scottish Bezerker Rage to fight Fat Tony, and the
Sea Captain is still up, the only among us tough enough to take the blast. I
think Jimbo came from around the corner after the blast. You can also barely see
my character sheet at the bottom of the photo. I got a stein of beer (from
Stonecutter Homer), a mug of beer (from Dancing Homer), and Reverend Lovejoy's
own bible.The photo was taken on a glass
table, so that's how Duff Man can be on a flat surface and have a cup underneath
him at the same time.That was on
Friday.On
Saturday,
the day began with me oversleeping and missing the start of my next event,
Orient Expedition: The Scorpion
Palace run by James Wyatt. Fortunately, there
was a good stopping point and I was allowed
in.This was a
brilliant
game. James took Oriental LEGO sets and took the characters associated
with them, wrote up stats, and made a game based on the flash comics from the
LEGO
site. He even made custom character sheets based on the illustrations.
Beauty!I played Miss Pippin
Reed, a reporter for World
Magazine. Also with us was Johnny
Thunder, Dr. Kilroy, and Babloo.Our
goal was to recover the lost treasure of Marco
Polo!Of course I took lots of
pics! Here,
the gang is assaulted by two crocs. Note the shrine in the upper right. The croc
nearly savaged me to death and nearly swallowed Johnny Thunder whole, but we
made it out. I tried to pin open one of the croc's jaws with a shovel, but it
ate the shovel
instead. Here,
a magic upright tiger attacked us in a jungle temple! That's Johnny Thunder and
Babloo on top, Dr. Kilroy climbing the ladder, and me, Miss Pippin Reed rushing
up to help. Note my pith helmet and Babloo's turban.
Later,
we mounted up on an elephant! Note the monkey on top. That's Babloo's monkey,
Pampa. He was a very good monkey who helped us
grab jewels and use
dynamite. Ah,
the grand palace! That's our elephant marching toward it, ready to sweep puny
mortals from the Earth. Inside was Babloo's arch nemesis, the Maharaja, a greedy and ruthless Indian tyrant
who had to go! He was also sitting on top of Marco Polo's shield, which we
needed.The first thing Babloo had the
elephant do was try to bring the palace down with his mighty trunk—by
grabbing one of the main support pillars! It almost worked! Instead, the
elephant had to be content with crushing the life out of the palace guards while
the rest of us shot at the Maharaja with our
guns.Then, suddenly, Johnny Thunder's
arch nemesis peeked from around the corner! It was Lord Sam
Sinister! He had a hook for a hand—and a gun in the
other! In
this pic, Johnny Thunder and the Maharaja are going at it. There's me just below
them, running up to help. I had Miss Pippen Reed shoot left handed, but I'm not
sure what happened to her gun in this picture. Still had the pith helmet on
though.Eventually, we were victorious!
The Maharaja was killed, Maro Polo's shield was recovered—but Sam Sinister
got away, the varlot! He had smoke pellets concealed in his top hat and threw
them down, allowing him just enough time to get away in the confusion. So ended
part one of the adventure.Later that
night, I played a German board game called Alahandra. It was quite fun! I went
from last, to first, to second-to-last in place during the three scoring rounds.
Good game!Also later that night, I
played a Random
Dungeon event. I took pictures but then realized
that we were playing with prototypes of the new Wizards miniatures, so I thought
I shouldn't post them here. By the by, I like the new miniatures. Everyone's
seen the picture of the umber hulk. What's neat is that you can fit miniatures
between its mandibles! I did that when one of our number was grappled by the
umber hulk. The miniature representing the player was a large-sized metal
miniature and the umber hulk remained upright very easily. Good
stuff.The last thing for the night was a
game of Who's the
Werewolf. It's quickly becoming a favorite game
of mine. I was all excited when I found out I was going to be a seer, but I
didn't look at my card all the way. All I saw was that it was a face card (a
seer) but didn't see that it was a black face card, indicating that I was one of
the werewolves. D'oh! I realized later that I would have been confused anyway,
because I thought all face cards were seers.
One day, some day, I'll be something
other than a townsfolk. . . .Anyway, we
played three or four games, about 20 people per game. They went surprisingly
quick—and the villagers won each game! Amazing! Really
remarkable.Sunday
began with me getting up on time for Part
Two: Orient Expedition: Temple of
Everest. It was me, Johnny Thunder, and a new
guy, sherpa Sangye Dorje. Our goal: recover the sword of
Marco Polo (to go with the shield, you see). Dr. Kilroy came along for the
ride. We
started out in this hot air balloon. That's me by the winch for the anchor. We
weren't in the air for but a few minutes when Sam Sinister overflew us then
strafed us in a biplane! The varlot! No one was injured though but Sinister
crashed his plane! Johnny Thunder dropped a stick of dynamite down to the wreck
to finish Sinister off.During this game,
the Mithral
Chef competition took place.
That's
Gwen, the Official, biting the pepper. The judges were Jennifer Clarke-Wilkes,
Jessica, Stan!, and Warren Wyman. Charles Ryan and Mike Selinker did the
narration and reporting.
Meanwhile,
we found this tiny shrine in the middle of the Himalayan wastes. I noticed that
it seemed to have a hinge and could be easily opened. . .
. Augh!
Undead! That's me right in the zombie/mummy/skeleton's face! Note my winter hat
and show
shoes. After
that terrible encounter, we made it to an Everest shrine that was indicated on
our secret treasure map. That's me in the rear with a giant red jewel I got from
the last adventure to the Scorpion
Palace. Augh!
Yeti attack! That's Johnny Thunder rushing over to bring the pain on the snow
monster. It turned out that the Yeti was such a significant foe that it nearly
killed every one of us! I was clawed to within an inch of my life and poor
Sangye was almost pulled apart! But, I snapped some choice photos for
World
Magazine and we won the day—and secured
the treasure the yeti was
guarding.Finally, after all that, we
arrived at our destination: The Everest
Temple. That
rope bridge looked pretty shaky. . .
. No
time for that—sniper! An evil hunter pinned us down behind a snow drift
with his high-powered rifle. I only got shot once—but that was enough!
This picture shows all of us lying prone, hoping to keep the hunter from
shooting us dead. Eventually, we were able to get up to him and deal him a
little Himalayan frontier
justice. The
big battle!Who should show up but Sam
Sinister! How did he survive that terrible crash and dynamite? He wasn't making
with the answers—he was making with the running away with the Sword of
Marco Polo!This picture shows the climax
of the battle. Johnny Thunder was on the second level and swung down, lighting a
stick of dynamite in a torch as he swung, then he kicked Sam Sinister in the
chest and let go of the stick of dynamite at the same time all in one fluid
motion (fluid enough for an Australian bloke, anyway). It was a bold thing to do
but it didn't quite work out as well as everyone hoped. However, Sinister,
seeing that he was out numbered, ran away. We all shot and chased after
him—and dropped him! He fell bleeding into the snow on the edge of a
fantastic mountainous slope. Then started to roll downhill . . . rolling into a
giant snowball as he tumbled out of sight.
Surely he couldn't have survived
that!Upon inspection of the sword, Dr.
Kilroy discovered that it had an inscription that led to yet another
treasure!But that is another story (and
another event next year).So brilliant
was James' idea that I'm going to steal it. When the house is built and my own
LEGO stuff unpacked, expect some high
adventure!There were lots of other
things going on. I saw Crouching Tiger,
Hidden Dragon and
Big Trouble in Little
China and bits and pieces of many other fine
films, ate way too much food, talked a lot, met new people, tried out some other
board games, and more.Julia played board
games, visited, worked on the con jigsaw puzzle, watched movies, and had a good
time as well.Quite fun, as always! Can't
wait for next year.
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Thu - August 14, 2003
Industrialized Nation?
3,000 dead? From what?
So, I was reading this article that says 3,000 French people have
died from a heat wave striking that
country.But that's not the worst. Check
out this excerpt:At
Hopital Avicenne near Paris, a nurse complained that she was not able to care
properly for the sick because the hospital has no air conditioning and no ice.
What? How can you have
no air
conditiong in a
hospital?
How is that even theoretically possible in an industrialized nation? What. The.
Hell.French officials
blame the high death toll in part on the length of the heat wave and the fact
that Parisian buildings typically lack air conditioning.
Why? Why do Parisian buildings typically
lack air conditioning? It's not a mystery technology. Is France poor? Do they
not have money in France? Is there no French word for "air conditioning?" Is it
taboo? Do they have a discomfort
fetish?Here's another thing: This
lends yet more credence to my theory that with Sci-Fi films and books, one
should never assume that just because a technology exists that it's actually
used. Air conditioning is not
Sci-Fi technology. Yet, France isn't using it and, literally,
thousands
of people are dying as a result. It's really happening right now in real life.
People are dying from not having something as simple as Air Conditioning. I
can't believe it.And that's a "first
world" country.Or so they would have us
believe. . . .
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Wed - August 13, 2003
More thoughts
From the Person on the Street
These folks have a thing or two to say about the
gay bishop business.
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Overseas people have all the fun
Left! Right! Fire!
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Go, Sarat!
Yay!
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The [expletive] did you just say?
Blindingly stupid
My dad just sent me
this:
A tobacco company which is being
sued by a Scots widow following the death of her husband will claim in a
landmark case at the Court of Session that smoking does not cause lung
cancer.
Full article:
http://www.news.scotsman.com/scotland.cfm?id=884532003
Wow.
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Delayed
I am not blogging from work
Instead, I'm blogging from home (which is the only
place I can blog, due to technical limitations of the blog
software).
The start day for my temp job
at Wizards has been delayed until Monday because of little things like, lack of
a place to sit, no computer, and the question as to who my boss will be. Stuff
like that.
However, my Thursday night
players should note that the room will still be available since Julia has to
stay late anyway. So, good news there.
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Tue - August 12, 2003
A La Turca
Before I forget...
Julia and I went to A La Turca
Cafe, a nearby restaurant the other day. It was great!
Although they feature a dancer every
Friday and Saturday, we popped in for lunch. The food is very Turkish and the
people are quite nice. There are Turkey travel brochures in German and English
scattered about.It's a small place,
clearly a family establishment, but the food was fantastic and we're sure to go
there
again. The
aforementioned dancer. You can find more about her and the restaurant via their
restaurant's website.
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From the Daily Show
The BDI
"In June, the jobless rate hit a 9-year high of 6.4%.
While it dipped down to 6.2% in July, analysts ascribe that to the fact that
many unemployed workers have simply given up on finding jobs, a phenomenon
measured by the so-called Broken Dream Index, which is calculated by dividing
the number of Ramen noodle packets purchased by total ounces of blood plasma
sold."
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08/12/03
"Whispy Bow"

Julia
took this photo from inside my car, as we were headed south on Highway 167. You
can barely make out a rainbow effect going on amongst the clouds. It was quite
pretty!
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Mon - August 11, 2003
Why I Don't Hang Myself
Even after reading this....
So, in case you haven't heard, I'm a no-money bum
without employment. As embarrassing as it is to say, I've been that way since
September of last year. My most recent job was at the Microsoft Games Studio, as
a technical writer, where I wrote manuals for Xbox and PC games like Asheron's
Call, Zoo Tycoon, Combat Flight Simulator 3, Fuzion Frenzy, and more. I have a
ton of gaming experience as well as non-gaming technical writing, plus I do web
stuff, technical illustration, and a bunch of other things. I'm quite the
multi-talent if you sit down and look at it all
carefully.Meaningless.When
Julia and I first moved here in '96, people like me could pluck jobs off the
trees. A friend of mine who's into database administration talked about how he
and people in his profession would count their time between jobs in
hours.
They could quit on a whim and find something else before dinner. Contractors
used to come to me. They asked me what my rate was, they didn't say how much the
employers were willing to pay. Times were good. Great,
actually.Those days are
gone.Now, there's the current situation
in the northwest, where if you have a job, any job, you're
lucky.Just glance at this
article.I've been reading
articles here and there about the bleak outlook in this area and have been
meaning to post them here because they're actually a source of inspiration. See,
what keeps me from hanging myself is that I'm not alone. There are
thousands upon
thousands of other people just like me, quality
hard-working people who were laid off through no fault of their own and haven't
been able to get the same kind of work because of the bad
economy—complicated by the special horrible nature of things in this area
in particular. I could be doing everything right and still not catch a
break.Of course, the downside is that
there is much
much more
competition for every single job that exists, reducing everyone's chance at
finding a job.That's just the way it is,
really.Unemployment here is almost
8%. That's a
lot. Also,
this does not count the people who stop looking for jobs. Month after month,
there are more people who've given up hope altogether and have dropped out of
the system.The other day, someone sent
me the name of a contractor who might be able to get me a job. It seemed that I
would be a good person for the job, what with my experience and qualifications
and all. That was almost a week ago and I haven't heard anything from that
person. Nothing at all. Typical. What's likely the case is that she has 10,000
other resumes and a stable of regular contractors that she's worked with
regularly that she's trying very hard to find a job for. She doesn't need
someone she's never heard of before, regardless of qualifications or who
referred me to her.I used to get quite
discouraged at all the rejection emails I'd get every week. Now I'm happy to get
anything that lets me know I'm not alone in the
universe.Day after tomorrow, I start a
part time job at Wizards. Yes, the job is a backslide when it comes to what I
normally do, both in terms of duties and pay (crazy as it sounds, the money I
get from this job is low enough that I can still draw unemployment benefits).
I'll be a temp—and not even a permatemp, the job is that
tenuous.But, I'm actually quite happy to
have it, knowing what other people are doing—not doing to be more
accurate. Not only do I get to work at a game company, at least in some
capacity, but I can carpool with Julia.I
would say that I get to work with all my friends, but all but two or three have
been laid off, just like me.The best
part though is that it will allow me to write.
See, one time I made $125 from writing
while I was on unemployment. I dutifully reported the income and thought, as the
rules state, that that amount would be deducted from my next unemployment
check.Instead, they threatened to cut me
off from the benefits altogether and have me pay back everything I'd gotten up
until that point.See, by doing freelance
writing, I was suddenly self employed, not needing
any
benefits. I had a chance to appeal and so I did. After it all, on the other end
of the phone, I heard these words which I'll never
forget:"Do not do it
again."And I haven't. I've kept
myself from writing for pay ever
since.But, this job opens that door for
me. I can write because I'm not self employed, I'm working at a part time job
whose pay is low enough to keep the benefits coming. The writing will fall under
a special category.I will exist
again.And really, that makes almost any
job worth its weight in gold.
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Sun - August 10, 2003
Good news. Bad news.
So frustrating I could cry
Good news: I
pretty much spent the entire day today playing my brand new copy of Neverwinter
Nights.
Bad
news: At some point, something became corrupted
in the game, virtually completely wasting
every minute I spent today playing. See, I save
my game into a new file all the time—but whatever happened happened early,
so I have 22 corrupted save games.
I feel
so sad. I'll have to go through all that all over again just to get back to
where I was.
I
hate
wasting time like that.
My hope is that
there are not hidden bugs that're causing this to happen to other
people.
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Sat
- August 9, 2003
Hospital ER Visit Today
Julia the subject
Julia visited the hospital this morning.
I took her in because of some
severe abdominal pain she's been having over the past few days and at 4:45 this
morning we left for the hospital because of its severity. After some X-rays and
some meds, we're both back home with instructions to return later tonight if her
condition doesn't improve.As of
this writing, she's better than she was at 4
a.m.We went to Valley Medical
Center and let me tell you: Avoid that place. The people were nice,
service was prompt, and the bedside computer was quite neat—the facility
sucked.•
The sign pointing where to drive for the emergency station pointed the wrong
way. I can't imagine the panic this would instill if I or my passenger was
bleeding. Jesus, what a thought. I'm glad I know where it is now, I tell you
what.• Parking for emergency has a
30 minute limit. Sensible, that. I re-parked in the main parking lot—and
there were no signs directing me back to emergency. Nor was there anyone in the
unlabeled "main lobby" which, I swear to you, looked nothing like a "main lobby"
from the door. I got lost inside then wandered around in the rain looking for an
open door and/or someone to ask until I somehow ended up on the other side of
the complex—where I found a wall-mounted map that led me to a sign that
led me to an area where I hoped to find a sign to emergency.
Madness.• Once you're inside, the
buildings are not laid out in any sensible manner so actually you're probably
better off walking around in the rain outside. My mistake was coming in out of
the rain.• It's a
chore
to get to an elevator no matter where you
start.• When you're lost in a vast
complex of connected buildings that make no sense, really the last thing you
want to see when you're looking for the
emergency
room is, I kid you not, a "Detour" sign
in an interior corridor intended for people
walking.• In the end, I found out
that all I had to do after I tried my first door after parking was to merely go
downstairs. And down a long corridor. And do a couple lefts. But, really, I was
right there. Practically. Sort
of.Simply crazy making.
By the time I got back to Julia's
bed in the ER after parking, her new cybernetics had already healed
over.After I got back though, it
was a pleasant time of Julia sleeping and enjoying her pain medication and my
playing Advance Wars on my Game Boy
Advance SP while I sat beside her. I was sure having a better time of
it than the person next to us, who was apparently bleeding out from near her
breast (gone through a bunch of bandages, they said) from a fortnight old
surgery and had to have something removed right then, necessitating the need for
the doctor to drive in to the hospital from home. Bad news all around in Bed 1
except that the patient was in high
spirits.On the way back, we went to
a drive through pharmacy then got bad food for us at
McDonald's.At home, I let Ororo out
of the closet because she'd gotten shut in
accidentally.Right now, Julia is
asleep and Ororo is on my lap, freshly brushed and calm and G4 is on in the
background. I'm not sure whether to stick it out and stay awake or take a
nap.What a day.
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The Bodies Cometh
Part Time for a Short Time
G4!
Best QuickTime movie ever?
Baria recap up
Unity?
Exchange? Exchange!
ATF Fixed
Frequent Medical Miles
Baria, After the Fall recaps up
The Right and Proper Gen Con Recap
This Man is Clearly an Idiot
07/30/03 (x2)
My most hearty endorsement
At Last it is Done!
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