NUMBER TEN:
Prevented from working on page because crazed employer
keeps chasing her around with a loaded hypo.

NUMBER NINE:
Unwilling to put anything out there in anything less than HTML 6.

NUMBER EIGHT:
Waiting for Hale-Bopp to come take her away.

NUMBER SEVEN:
It's up, but most people's browsers can't handle Surround Sound yet.

NUMBER SIX:
Still trying to reclaim photos of herself and Keith at the Rainbow from Linda.

NUMBER FIVE:
Keeps having to run downtown to bail her evil sisters out of Hackers' Holding Cell.

NUMBER FOUR:
Keyboard damaged when Ian bashed it with the stunt flute in a fit of jealous rage.

NUMBER THREE:
Patrick keeps swiping her best graphics and using them for screen savers.

NUMBER TWO:
Milli Vanilli keeps barging in and trying to lip-synch to her sound files.

And the NUMBER ONE Reason
we haven't seen a Web Page from Miss Bwendolyn...

Work on page constantly interrupted by phone calls from Carl,
wanting her to sub for him at the drum clinics.

Get well soon, Bwennie!
ML & LM