5/22/08 3:31 PM

Fox Haters Congratulate Laura!

Laura Ingraham, radio host and contributor at the Fox News Channel, has adopted a baby girl from a Guatemalan orphanage. This sunny event was the occasion for expressions of good will and best wishes from the happy gang at the newshounds (another fine product of the Outfoxed syndicate). The bassets put up a simple, neutral post, knowing that the kennel-dwellers would do their dirty work for them. Here are some of our favorite congratulatory comments:

  • OK, I'll say it first -- Mommie Dearest.
  • Much like Michelle Malkin, and Ann Coulter... Laura is probably fed up by the fact that they can't get a normal stable man to [expletive deleted] them, and instead have to resort to the more whiny, insecure, deranged far right republican men.... the lonesly [sic] desperate type. Who else is going for these women?
  • The only reason why people like Laura Ingraham would adopt is so that they feel less insecure about themselves. She throws herself at every man in the world, but never succeeds. This is pathetic!
  • An American kid wasn't good enough for her?
  • I thought she was a transexual!
  • Obviously the repub-LIE-CON "TYPICAL FAMILY VALUES" does not include adopting an American teenager that has had AIDS from birth. Some COMPASSION. NOT.
  • Talk about outsourcing.
  • The C word is saved for very few women I have been exposed to...... it fits her to the nth degree.
  • Poor kid.
  • She wasn't BORN a creep. She CHOSE it. Her venture into child abuse is as sick-making as Limbaugh's would be.
  • Couldn't she reproduce? Didn't Beetlejuice [O'Reilly] say America needs more white babies?
  • Lots of American orphans need parents. Odd she decided to shop for an import. Part of the "trophy" mentallity I suppose.
  • Congrats to her and I hope they have a good life together.
  • Read Ingraham's piehole droppings. They're all over the Internets Tubes, including right here. Enough hate & discontent to choke ya.
  • With so many AMERICAN babies looking for adoptive parents (or parent in this case), why did Laura have to go to South America to obviously purchase one???
  • Joan Crawford may get some serious competition here for parenting.
  • She's a total bitch and deserves all the bashing she gets as she certainly doesn't have a problem giving it out. Is she really a lesbian?
  • How long before there's [sic] animal sacrifices?
  • What the hell is wrong with these celebrates [sic] going abroad to adopt babies when many abandoned or unwanted American babies need a loving home. Neo-cons outsource their kids too?
  • Ingraham has much worse coming. Live by the vile poison pen, die by the vile poison pen. I knew a woman like Laura once, only with a human head.
  • Can I call her a Phony Mommy?
  • She's a GOOD Booble-believing hawgbitch.
  • Poor kid will have to listen to that whiney voice until it can bail and get deprogrammed from all of the "Christian" hate it will have to put up with. Good luck. And apparently no sperm bank could give it to her which was a wise choice.
  • I didn't know the mentally ill were allowed to adopt.
  • Are foreign kids made better? Do they come with a longer warranty? What the hell is the attraction other than getting your name and Photo all over the news?
  • Ann Coulter's the "father"... Laura and Ann are both doing fine... they'll celebrate this weekend by dressing up as TWO MEN.