Fox Haters Week in Review
Who let the dogs out? We don't know, but they may invest in some muzzles after reading today's edition of Fox Haters Week in Review!
Let Slip the Dogs of Smear:
We begin our special all-newshounds report with a tenet of Fox haters--they have to prove FNC is wrong, wrong, wrong, no matter what. That often leads to crackpot analysis and outright lunacy. And no one begets more egregious examples than the blinkered beagles, whose yelps regularly prove to be embarrassingly wrong-headed.
They ridiculed the notion that Iran is getting closer to a nuclear weapon, calling it "war mongering" and insisting that John Bolton must be running "his own private spy agency". Well he must have loaned that secret agency to the UN, since the IAEA found evidence that Iran was looking to create a nuclear payload for a missile. Oops. This is pretty much of a piece with another hound claim that there was no evidence the Fort Hood shooter was involved in terrorist activity, and that Fox was trying to "paint Hasan as a terrorist for the sole purpose of furthering Fox’ anti-Obama agenda." How evil of Fox. And how evil of Homeland Security Secy Janet Napolitano, for painting Hasan as a terrorist. She must have been furthering her anti-Obama agenda. Oops #2.
You have to keep these laser-sharp insights in mind when you read anything the mongrels write. For example, suspected plagiarist Julie Driscoll launched a scathing personal attack on Laura Ingraham:
Evil-incarnate-with-the-crucifix, Fox News something-or-other, Laura Ingraham, did a postmortem on President Obama's healthcare summit with the Republicans. When O'Reilly asked Ingraham if there was anything about "this whole thing" that she liked, Ingraham -- the woman with the cross, the woman blazing with the symbol of Christian goodness -- instead took the opportunity to ridicule those who have no access to, or can't afford, health insurance or proper healthcare.Was Ingraham ridiculing those who have no access, or the politicians who use them in an appeal to emotion? Don't ask Julie. Her piece is recycled straight from Media Matters. Driscoll cited Laura's criticism of Rep Slaughter's tale of a woman who used her dead sister's dentures:
Screw us for believing that people should be able to afford their own [expletive deleted by J$P] dentures.... In my opinion, the cost of Ingraham's devotion to the right and the cost of Ingraham's hate-filled "analysis" is the right to wear that cross. Get that [expletive deleted by J$P] off, Ingraham, it's false-flagging -- the God you profess to believe in can't be that big a fool.You should take this analysis with a large grain of salt. You see, the proposed health care bills don't cover adult dental care!
Julie's fingerprints are also on another bit of harrier fakery. Condemning Bill O'Reilly for reporting on a withdrawn study about projected sea levels, the mongrels claim to know why it was withdrawn:
O'Reilly won't tell you, but we will. The reason is simple -- and surprisingly unpleasant to O'Reilly and the Right . . . it's because it's too conservative an estimate.Driscoll and her "guest blogger" cite comments that the estimate was too conservative, but guess what? They don't come from the authors of the study. If you want to know the real reason it was withdrawn, why not do what Driscoll refused to do: go to the source? Here it is, straight from the Nature website and the authors:
We tested the sensitivity of our results to the length of the time step used in the integration of the model for the period of deglaciation, which we found to be robust. However, we overlooked that the simulations of the twentieth and twenty-first centuries are sensitive to this time step, which led to an overestimation of the sea-level response to warming in the simulations for these centuries.Uh oh, have we spotted Another Hound Lie? We report, you decide.
The word smear is defined as a slanderous defamation, a false accusation of an offense or a malicious misrepresentation of someone's words or actions, an attempt to damage someone’s reputation by telling lies about them. That seems fairly straightforward, but the biased bassets have invented their own definition: something that's true but we would rather you not mention. Examples:
- Fox "smeared" Rep Baron Hill because they played a video from five months ago and that made it "old news" (but not as old as this).
- Fox "smeared" Robert Gibbs because they discussed him getting a twitter account.
- Hannity "smeared" Michelle Obama by mentioning her statement about being proud of her country.
- Fox called Hasan a terrorist but not Andrew Stack: disproved.
- A Fox guest misquoted General Casey: disproved.
- FNC was the only news network not to air the Haiti telethon: disproved.
The Lie of the Week:
We have suggested repeatedly that the newshounds, while they profess to watch Fox, really spend most of their time recycling complaints, videos, and arguments scoured from other websites. This brings us to a post from "Alex"purporting to review FNC's health care summit coverage. It is ironic that "Alex" confirms our suspicions:I collapsed on the sofa with a cup of coffee to watch FNC live for 15 minutes... Overall it was a disgustingly biased, sneering fifteen minutes. I wrote yesterday that I hoped there would be some balance provided at another time during the coverage. From what I’ve read, and reviewed on video since then, that was a hope in vain.How better to characterize seven hours of broadcasting than by watching it for 15 minutes, then scouring the interwebs for other people's opinions and video clips? By the way, from the description "Alex" gives of the "15 minutes", it's actually more like nine minutes: a whopping 2% of the coverage.
The meme infecting some of the more factually challenged members of the rightwing blogosphere is that not only did Fox News Channel’s coverage of yesterday’s Health Care Summit trump that of CNN and MSNBC –but that MSNBC didn’t cover it at all, preferring hockey to healthcare....First, lets deal with the “MSNBC didn’t cover the summit” lie. MSNBC covered the healthcare summit and then broke off for hockey – because NBC has the contract to cover the Olympics."Alex" is strangely coy about what "right-wing" blog made this claim, so it's impossible to verify that any website did so. But coming to her rescue is a hound commenter--conveniently the first one out of the box--to claim that it's J$P!
- HH (aka Blackflon) posted this (screen grab below) last night on Dollar's comment thread, and Dollar never corrected him even though he himself put up a link to an article that mentioned MSNBC's coverage: I see that MSNBC is not covering the Health Care Summit. They are covering hockey instead...
When the main network doesn’t cover the Olympics in the afternoon, MSNBC and other affiliates do.True, but NBC has five cable channels available in addition to their broadcast network. They didn't have to put the Olympics on MSNBC, in the middle of the health care summit. They made the choice to dump the second half of the live summit in favor of hockey. Note: it seems passing strange that "Alex" considers it a "lie" to say "MSNBC didn't cover the summit". In the same paragraph "Alex" claims that Sarah Palin "apparently didn't watch the summit" because she switched in the afternoon to watch the Olympics on MSNBC. So "Alex", if it's a lie to say MSNBC didn't cover the summit, it's a lie to say Sarah Palin didn't watch it. She did the exact same thing MSNBC did! Folks, don't try to make sense out of any of this. It's Hound Logic. "Alex" continues:
When showing confrontation in a split screen, MSNBC put President Obama in a bigger box. FOX put the Republican in the bigger box.Here "Alex" is repeating what she read from a CNN transcript, because as we know "Alex" didn't watch any of FNC's airing of the actual summit. No surprise: she gets it wrong. Fox gave the bigger box to the person who had the floor and was speaking, be they Republican or Democrat. In another example of parroting someone else's reporting, "Alex" states:
Fox News provided the most uninterrupted coverage before the lunch break...Actually FNC showed the entire morning session without interruptions, pundits, or commercials. CNN and MSNBC repeatedly talked over the summiteers, muted their audio, and inserted commercial breaks. It would be more accurate to say that Fox was the only commercial news channel to air uninterrupted coverage of the morning session. But "Alex" wouldn't know that. She didn't bother to watch. That said, she doesn't do much better with the nine minutes she does claim to have seen:
Megyn Kelly and Trace Gallagher were smirking their way through what Kelly called, in a mocking tone, "Healthcarepalooza" and reading out a selection of messages which were coming in via their on-air "town hall" - all slamming the Democrats, or both parties, but all parroting Republican talking points... Do you mean to tell me that out of the 25,000 comments Gallagher claimed had poured in by then, there was not ONE in favor of the bill, or approving of the summit?Gallagher didn't say there were 25,000 comments. He said 25,000 people were logged into the chat. Oh, details, details. As for those chat comments..."All slamming the Democrats":
I like the exchange for Obama to say to McCain, 'The election is over'."Not ONE approving of the summit":
People saying 'no, it's not boring at all'. In fact some are saying 'this is a great civics lesson'. A number of people saying 'this is the farthest thing from boring'."There was not ONE in favor of the bill":
John said: 'They should pass the bill'."All parroting Republican talking points":
Dick Wilson says: 'My guess is that 99% of the 50% who say do nothing either have good health insurance, medicare, or both. In other words, I've got mine, the hell with them.'These were read on air by Gallagher during three brief hits--one of them part of the nine minutes "Alex" claimed she saw. So someone isn't telling the truth here. Is it your lying ears, or the lying newshounds? Before you answer that, there's more:
I’m not sure how well Fox News’ spinpalooza, featuring sneering hosts...Who were the "sneering hosts"? The only host "Alex" mentions is Megyn Kelly. Oh wait, that's the only one she actually saw. So is she claiming that Bret Baier and Shep Smith were "sneering" too--without having seen their coverage? Looks like.
...sneering hosts and an endless parade of rightwing shills, qualifies as superior coverage of the debate.Who's she talking about now? It can't be anyone in the morning session, since we know it was the other cable news channels that broke away from the summit to air pundit spin, not Fox. Kelly did talk with Dr Marc Siegel who addressed issues that impact practicing physicians. "Alex" did see one guest interviewed by Megyn Kelly: a town-hall protester who could be fairly called "right-wing". So if we include Siegel (for sake of argument only, as it's an insult to describe him as a "shill" for anyone) what do we have, an endless parade of two people?!? Here's the truth:
- Item: Megyn interviewed White House spokesman Linda Douglass.
- Item: Megyn hosted a debate that paired Jonah Goldberg with Democratic strategist Mary Anne Marsh.
- Item: Megyn interviewed Rep Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
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