Gnomes are just so last year!


I couldn't help noticing a decorative addition to the garden, resplendent in it's red and green livery....


I spent a very pleasant weekend over with the folks in Portmellon, I wanted to spend some time there before they bugger off on an epic trip round S America funded entirely by 20p pieces... (either an impressive feat or a sad collecting fetish depending on how you look at it).. But I digress, while I was there I couldn't help noticing a decorative addition to the garden, resplendent in it's red and green livery of rust and moss and far more impressive than the pathetic little garden gnome so beloved of old folk everywhere... yep, a tractor. Marvellous, originality knows no bounds. No doubt once this post goes live everyone will want one and the gnome market will collapse. Hopefully those nasty little clay/plaster mushrooms will disappear too.

I can't help thinking though that there is something missing.... I know, that empty seat, it's just crying out for a jolly little shiny fellow in a pointy hat.....




Posted: Mon - February 19, 2007 at 03:29 PM          

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