a sock on the cock....


...as I climbed into a box closely resembling the Tardis.

well, yes - ahem! I've had so many unspeakable things done to me over the last year by practitioners of 'medical science' (otherwise known as 'torture, torment & dignity reduction') that I'm not embarrassed anymore... honestly I'm not - so today boys and girls I thought I'd tell you about my latest experience.... a free suntan in the depths of midwinter. Yep, at 8.30 this morning I climbed, wearing 'owt but an opaque mask, into a box closely resembling the Tardis (well, different colour and no 'Police sign' - but it sounds good) with a normal-sized interior lined with mirrors and big UV tubes powerful enough to fry the thickest of skinned in a matter of minutes. The experience only lasted 47 seconds, but today was just the beginning of a bi-weekly intense toasting session aimed at getting my rampant eczema under control. Hope it works, the price is increased risk of melanoma but only slightly apparently and the info leaflet very reassuringly (hint of sarcasm here) does say that any that do occur as a result can easily be cut out.... One thing that did occur to me today tho, as some parts of the anatomy are naturally thin skinned and so need extra protection, was that while on many occasions I've been told to "put a sock in it" I've never, until now, been told to "put a sock on it"...... No pictures though I'm afraid - it wouldn't have 'worked' with the style of my photography website ;o). Lucky I wasn't wearing sandals.
So there you are... enjoying the read?

What else of note today.... umm, well I did buy a rather nice and heavy iron wok.......

Posted: Mon - January 29, 2007 at 03:53 PM          


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