skinny rubber and a dirty weekend....


You're probably not really that interested really now are you... but it does feature a banana and it was a bloody good weekend really.

hmmm, perhaps I'd better clarify before you get too excited.... It was my birthday this weekend so a dirty weekend away with a good friend was in order.... but as I'm single (not sure whether I'm :o( or :o) if you see what I mean) it was sadly nothing more than a couple of days of playing in the mud on Exmoor with a buddy, Andy, a top bloke and fellow bicycle connoisseur.
What about the skinny rubber tho.... nope, I haven't suddenly developed pervy tendencies and neither am I testing a new fetish... that, sadly (and boringly to most folk) refers to my cyclo-cross bike. There's a reason mountain bikes have fat tyres, it makes beasting your way through some nice technical singletrack or down a fast and rocky descent infinitely easier.... but hey, I like a challenge and since when have I ever claimed to be normal? You're probably not really that interested really now are you as there's nothing even remotely sexual in this post... but it does feature a banana (in a minute) and it was a bloody good weekend really.
Now, the banana... yes, well - this could have been a great idea (well, perhaps it was anyway) - it wouldn't have been practical to carry a birthday cake across the moors (besides, I hate cleaning crumbs out of my backpack) so what better substitute than the cyclist's staple snack complete with glittery candle.... yep, brilliant... but reality turned out to be a miserable failure because we forgot the matches... Still, it tasted good, just like a banana really.
See ya!


Posted: Mon - March 12, 2007 at 05:01 PM          

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