Morocco by Bicycle

A personal diary of a solo bicycle journey in southern Morocco

Dec 15th 2005 – Jan 04th 2006

 

Text and photos ©Mike Hayes 2006

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Trip Notes:

Start/End:     Marrakesh

Route:            A rough plan to ride south over the High Atlas and Anti-Atlas finishing on a beach somewhere in the south…..

Distance:       not as much as planned…..

 

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The Koutoubia Mosque, Marrakesh

 

Contents

Introduction – the ‘what’!

Day 1: Marrakesh - planning, what planning?!

Day 2: Marrakesh to Ouirgane – puncture proof tyres, yeah right!

Day 3: Ouirgane to…… Ouirgane! – a slow day, ahhh!

Day 4: Ouirgane to Tizi’n Test – how high?!

Day 5: Tizi’n Test to Taroudant – downhill all the way.

Day 6: Taroudant – it’s not supposed to rain!

Day 7: Taroudant to Igherm – gravity sucks!

Day 8: Igherm – trapped!

Day 9: Igherm to Tafraoute – escape to central heating.

Day 10: Tafraoute to Oumesnate – just fab.

Day 11: Tafraoute to … Tafroute - this wasn’t supposed to happen!

Day 12: Tafraoute to Col du Kerdous – kasbah living.

Day 13: Col du Kerdous to Tiznit – bye bye mountains!

Day 14: Tiznit to Mirleft – stormy, an understatement!

Day 15: Mirleft – chilling (and chilly) by the beach

Day 16: Mirleft – fish and chips, nearly.

Day 17: Marrakesh – a premature end

Day 18: Marrakesh – coffee and shopping

Day 19: Marrakesh – no more mint tea, please!

Day 20: Marrakesh – time to reflect, and a bit of trading.

Day 21: Marrakesh/England – excess baggage(?) & sh*t coffee!

 

Introduction

The following is my own personal diary from a solo trip I made by bicycle around Southern Morocco over Christmas and New Year 2005/2006. My bicycle tours invariably seem to turn into wild and woolly adventures involving deserts, mountains, extremes of weather... and fantastic experiences. This trip was meant to be a little less 'epic' in nature, as such all the camping gear was left at home in favour of guesthouses and pensions though I did fill the space to a degree with a lot of cold weather gear and my sleeping bag… fortunately as you’ll see!  It worked out well, though the terrain and weather proved to be no less extreme than past adventures and events did not quite turn out in accordance with my admittedly very rough pre-trip plan.

 

This, my second visit to Morocco, only served to strengthen the memories I have of the country as being populated by overwhelmingly hospitable people and blessed with some of the grandest scenery on the planet.

 

Note that this introduction is the only part of the journal that I am writing after the trip it describes, the rest of the content that follows is transcribed directly from my hand-written journal with no changes other than to remove some of the more personal stuff that I have no wish to air publically (though a suitable bribe might do it if you're desperately interested....)!

 

Enjoy!

 

 

15 December, Day 1: Marrakesh

I know I won’t be setting off into the wilds of Morocco on my bike ‘till tomorrow but I need an excuse to sit for ages in the sun at this café so what better way than kicking off my diary for this, my latest cycling adventure. Besides, it was late when the flight got in yesterday and I wanted a lie-in; the cycling can wait! Besides, if I had started out today I would have missed “Bob the Builder” in Arabic on the telly this morning, such outstanding culture we Brits export around the world! Empire-building queen Vic would have approved…..

 

Heathrow with the bike yesterday was pretty uneventful, my cheap BA ticket had a pretty tiny baggage allowance so it was nice that they didn’t bother to weigh my bike – that could have been expensive. Getting my bike through the drugs and explosives check was a comedy though, the poor guy at the oversize baggage portal was a newbie and didn’t have a clue what he was doing when it came to anything more challenging than a small suitcase.

Shame arrival in Marrakesh wasn’t quite so easy, the going rate for a cab into town from the airport is 100Dh (about 7 quid) but whether it had anything to do the late hour or not I was b***ered if I could persuade a cabbie to take me and the bike for anything less than 200. Ho hum, the need for my bed took precedence in the end and I gave in, wasn’t so bad – got chatting about cycling to the driver, turned out he was holding a racing license for the Moroccan cycling federation – amazing, it’s not exactly a high profile sport here. I later found out that there is indeed a Tour du Maroc, a 2-week long stage race. Sounds like fun!

 

My hotel for 2 nights is a typically dull-but-comfy identikit modern place, but that’s what you get for booking at last minute close to Christmas. On the plus side it’s spotless, has a buffet breakfast (so I can surreptitiously fill my panniers tomorrow before setting off….), and is close to the Djemaa el Fna, supermarket and bank next door. Ideal.  They didn’t even raise an eyebrow as I wedged my (currently spotless) bike in the lift up to my room. Wonder if they’ll be so forgiving when I return filthy dirty and smelling of the desert (camel crap…. or is that dromedary dung…?) after 3 weeks on the road……?

 

It’s great to be back in Marrakesh after a 7 year absence. On the face of it nothing has changed…. But in reality it has, the hustlers and touts have {almost} gone… not by magic a’la an Arabian Nights fairy tale but rather thanks to a somewhat pro-active police force mobilized when the government realized the place was gaining an awful reputation amongst tourists. I can’t remember it being particularly bad during my last visit but I guess some visitors find adjustment tougher than well-travelled folk like me (don’t mean to brag or anything but…). Serves ‘em right for turning up looking like proper tw*ts in their flowery resort wear… honestly, some people have no taste! I’m not complaining however, it’s very pleasant but I can’t imagine the ex-hustlers trying to scrape a living agree….. on the bright side I imagine they get free meals when in jail…. Ahem (apologies, that was a very politically incorrect statement!).

 

I’m on my second coffee now, got a really thick head this morning and I can’t even blame jetlag (there isn’t any). It’s funny to be back in the very same café I spent my first morning in Marrakesh at in ’98. The terrace looks out over the Djemaa el Fna, there’s only the usual crowd of mad storytellers, snake charmers and brightly painted juice stalls at the mo but I’m looking forward to a good feed this evening when the food stalls get going.

 

I had thought about planning my trip a bit while sitting here…. I have my map with me but as usual I’m failing miserably in that respect. The only real decision I’ve made for tomorrow is the road I’m taking out of town…. It goes south east, straight towards Asni and the wall of the Atlas mountains I can see rising up from the plain in the distance.  That’ll do for now, I’ll see how far I get and then take it a day at a time. I do know that at some point in the next few days I’ll cross the Tizi’n Test road pass at 2100m. Map says it’s a poor road and gets snowed in during winter….. so that’ll be now then…. I await the adventure with interest!

 

Later: well, back in my nice-but-dull room after a fun afternoon re-acquainting myself with the souks followed by dinner in the Djemaa el Fna which was…. an utterly forgettable couscous, so I won’t go back to that stall on my return…. Perhaps I should have had the boiled sheep’s head after all. This evening I’ve done enough faffing around with my gear in the name of getting ready such that I feel able to sleep though I’m scared silly about tomorrow, as I always am on the first day before setting off into the unknown on my bike!

Good night!

 

 

16 December, Day 2: Marrakesh to Ouirgane (68km)

Brilliant start today, buffet breakfasts and cyclists were just made for each other (well, for this particular cyclist anyway)! I no longer get embarrassed by the incredulous looks from hotel staff  and other diners as the piles of food rapidly disappear into a deceptively skinny body (and, ahem, into my bag… supplies for the road and all that!).  The only downside is that the French legacy means it’s a so-called continental breakfast – baguettes, jam, cheese and hardboiled eggs. Some fruit and cereal would be nice though they are cooking fresh the little pancakes that seem to be a Moroccan specialty – nice with honey. The tea and coffee though is bloody awful, the fresh-squeezed orange juice barely compensates for it!

 

After breakfast the hotel staff at reception fell about laughing as I gingerly wheeled a fully loaded bike backwards and vertically upended on the rear wheel out of the hotel lift… an operation even I thought would be difficult but I execute without a hitch! It was fun riding my bike with panniers down the carpeted corridors upstairs beforehand…. When no-one was looking of course!

 

Nervous as a cat I wheeled my bike out into the chaos of a Marrakesh morning rush hour – I had hoped that starting on a Friday morning (Moslem day of prayer) might have meant quieter roads…. but not so. Ah well, not so different to my days cycling in Montreal I guess. It felt great to be finally “on the road again”…. The cycling gods weren’t in a good mood though, I lasted 5 minutes before “psssssss….” and I was riding on flat rubber. My supposedly kevlar-belted tyres had succumbed to the glass liberally strewn across the streets – in particular a rather evil looking shard nearly an inch long. Can’t criticize Panaracer too much, these very same tyres carried me across the Himalayas without a single flat. The whole episode caused much amusement to a guy tending a roadside hedgerow as I swore loudly, upended my bike and started wrestling with tyre levers….. Being Friday and all I did offer a small prayer to the aforementioned gods that this would be my one and only puncture for the entire journey….. but either they weren’t listening or were peeved that I didn’t sacrifice any small animals (or whatever…) across the altar of my saddle as I did have another… about 2 hours down the road, only this time it was the valve blowing out of my spare tube (mental note: don’t buy any more tubes from Continental!).

 

Navigation out of the city proved refreshingly easy with the help of a friendly copper on one confusing intersection and I had a lovely note of encouragement as a local guy cycling to work gave me a pat on the back and a hearty “bon voyage!” as he passed.

 

I found it pretty hard going for the first couple of hours, mentally and physically….. The road south out of the city is monumentally dull as it first departs the scruffy outskirts of the city and then makes its way across the plain towards the mountains. Pretty much dead straight & just ever so slightly uphill – you wouldn’t notice in a car but on a bike it’s just enough to hurt and make you wonder what’s wrong with your legs as it appears flat. The surface is rough enough to be annoying and the surrounding plain is just grey, stony waste….. mind-numbing. Not even a scruffy village or two to break the monotony! Nearly forgot to mention the headwind as well….. ! The only thing that keeps me going is the sight of the high Atlas in front of me with snow-capped peaks gleaming in the sunshine. It’s a major relief when I reach the foothills and the road starts to weave and climb properly, the scenery gets interesting too.

 

My first stop on the road is the village of Tahounate, just in time to grab a tea with a local guy before the place shuts down for the midday prayers. He’s a nice guy and I can’t imagine they see many visitors in this place but predictably he has some silver bracelets for sale buried in his blue djellaba… equally as predictably I don’t buy one citing such excuses as extra weight on my bike etc,  and I feel rotten about 2km up the road as I realise I left him to pay for the tea as well…. Ooops, though he did eat nearly all the pretzels I brought from the UK!

 

Divine retribution for the tea came pretty quickly in the form of my second puncture of the day. This time I had company for it though, local youths cycling home from school had been my escort for a few km – a captive cycle-tourist makes great practice for their English, which is pretty good!

 

I had planned to try and get as far as Ijoukak today in order to get a good crack at the Tizi’n Test but once on the road I realise that would be a very long day, and now after all the mucking about with punctures and tea I revise my plans to stop at Ouirgane. I’m not one for being a slave to a guide book but seeing as I’m going that way, and that Lonely Planet makes it sounds like a lovely little village I decide to terminate my day there. All of a sudden, knowing I only have another 20km or so to ride and that I’ll have plenty of hours of daylight to explore when I arrive, I start messing about and really enjoying my ride after the monotony of the plains.

 

When I do arrive it turns out that Ouirgane is so small it couldn’t even be described as a one-horse town, perhaps one-pony would be a better description. It is pretty though and in a lovely setting. Even the coppers at the police checkpoint (they’re everywhere in Morocco) have a big grin for me. Sort myself out with a room at the pricey-but-nice (in a rustic way) Chez Momo (well, I am on holiday and this is only a short trip!)…. Price is all relative I suppose when I realise that my 400dh (£25) gets me breakfast and dinner as well as a room with hot water! There’s even a swimming pool with a view but at this time of year and altitude (I’ve climbed 1000m since Marrakesh) it’s positively glacial. Not even my big toe gets a look in….. I’m happy without the diversion of a swim, a wander round the tiny village and some futzing with the bike and my afternoon is gone!

 

A few other guests turn up later, the first couple (English, Hugh & Sheila) meet my criteria of “jolly nice people” straight away by a) being here for some walking, b) being completely unpretentious, and c) sharing their tea and sticky cream buns! The other couple demonstrate how wrong first impressions can be – young Londoners they turn up looking like they’ve stepped right off Oxford street… and hence a little too trendy for back-country Morocco….. but it turns out they’re also super-nice and the five of us have a great evening – huddled round a roaring log fire in Hugh and Sheila’s suite (I haven’t got one… shame, the temperature plummeted this evening!) sharing travel stories, and later enjoying a fabulous rabbit tagine from the guesthouse kitchen. Yum. Fab bread too.... I do the typical hungry cyclist thing and ‘vacuum up’ everything left over by my more normal (non-cycling) companions!

Glad I have my sleeping bag to curl up in, it’s absolutely frigid this evening and although my room is well equipped with blankets and portable heater (which, by the state of it, looks rather dangerous….) it’s not the same as having your own goose-down cocoon!

 

 

17 December, Day 3: Ouirgane to…… Ouirgane! (36km)

I had plans today, big ones involving 160km on the bike and crossing the Tizi’nTest at 2100m… but as usual my plans rapidly go out the window. It would have required an early start, so yesterday I’d requested breakfast at 7:30am… “no problem” apparently… except it was and by 8.30am the staff were still sleeping. I’m very ‘brekkie-oriented’ as friends well know and I didn’t feel particularly enthusiastic about tackling a big day in the mountains on an empty stomach. Well, that’s my excuse anyway. Instead I kick back, relax, swipe a couple of incredibly fragrant oranges off the trees in the garden (frost on the ground this morning!) and enjoy a leisurely breakfast at 9am with the others. I also manage to convince myself (quite successfully) that I’m still tired and stressed from work, I’m on holiday, and various other excuses so decide to just explore the local area today on my bike. The surrounding valleys are quite beautiful – so I do exactly that and thoroughly enjoy it. It also means I get to spend another fab evening in good company, munching oranges and talking by a roaring log fire. Hugh and Sheila are  interesting characters, they both have a major love affair with Africa going on and he has worked and travelled in just about every nation on the continent it seems.

I cycled back down the road to Marrakech a few km’s during the afternoon, to Asni. Its pure luck that it’s market day so I pick up fruit, veg and dried fruits (energy!)in the bustling melee, where naturally I’m ‘found’ by a “tuareg” chap who has {apparently, just like the guy yesterday....} fallen on hard times and just happens to have some silver Berber jewellery for sale… he’s a nice guy though so after I’ve stocked up on fresh stuff at the market we enjoy a leisurely mint tea at a nearby café. This time however I do buy a lovely silver bracelet from him – it’ll be handy as a belated Christmas gift on my return home and isn’t too bulky or heavy to carry on the bike over the next few hundred km. I still let him pay for the tea though…… Scored a bonus on the return trip too – found a bike shop so I’m able to replace my spare inner tube, peace of mind for the coming days in the middle of nowhere!

Back in Ouirgane the local shop has become something of a hangout for the 5 westerners staying in the village, we each seem to be making multiple trips across the dirt ‘plaza’ for yet more biscuits/bread/chocolate/cake/milk/water* etc (*delete as appropriate!). The shopkeeper is particularly bemused when I rock up on my bike on return from Asni and tell him that tomorrow I’m riding all the way to Taroudant…

 

Once again the temperature plummeted come nightfall and I retire early determined that tomorrow I really will endure the pain of the next 80km of climbing to the top of the Tizi’n Test….. and a further 80km after that to the next town likely to have accommodation.

 

 

18 December, Day 4: Ouirgane to Tizi’n Test (82km)

Wake up early… and a bit hungry so have a pre-breakfast snack (huddled in front of the heater) of bread (toasted over the heater…), tuna, bananas and oranges (OK, I was very hungry…) before packing up my gear.

I also now know why the guys are so reluctant to get out of bed early to provide breakfast, at 7.30am. I do get breakfast but it’s absolutely bloody frigid….. (the air temperature, not the breakfast!) inside as well as out. There’s no sun yet to take the frost off everything and the fire in the dining area has gone out…. So I eat breakfast with my gloves and get jam all over them… ah well, worst case I can suck the sugars out of the fabric when I run out of energy on the climb…. hehehe! It was worth staying for breakfast though for fresh pancakes and proper, freshly ground coffee (luxury!).

At 8am I rolled away from Ouirgane in the early morning sunshine full of trepidation for the climbing ahead and not knowing if I’d find a place to stay in the next 160km. The first couple of hours were lovely, the road weaving and rolling its way through a steep mountain valley – following the course of the river. Bloody freezing though as the road happens to be on the eastern side of the valley and hence won’t get any warmth until around midday when the sun moves above the surrounding peaks. It’s also satisfying to note that I’m also climbing steadily without too much pain… that is unless the laws of physics have changed since yesterday and rivers no longer flow downhill…

The road is really rather peaceful, especially this early. Just single vehicle width with a reasonable surface. The only hazards I encounter in the first couple of hours are a couple of “enthusiastically aggressive” dogs and a bunch of stone throwing brats. A well aimed rock deterred the first, I suppose I should have done the same to the second but I’m too nice for that… instead they were called off by a couple of adults just around the next bend. Bit of a shame really, generally the kids are really nice but I guess here they do see some tourists…. The standard ‘greeting’ for a passing foreigner goes “un stylo, un stylo, un stylo…..” and if no pen is forthcoming it changes to “un dirham, un dirham, un dirham….” And if that is unsuccessful they either give a dirty look, or in this case….. chuck stones…. (or try and shove a stick through your spokes).

By 10.30am I’m at Ijoukak, a sizeable ‘village’ situated on a riverside plain where the valley opens out. The view from the road into town is stunning, the surrounding area is heavily cultivated and terraced and I can now see the snow-covered high peaks ahead, towards which I’m climbing, forming an incredible backdrop to the ubiquitous mosque minaret….. It would be really nice to stop here for a while… but there’s a long way to go so I pull in at the first shop I come to and buy hot bread and water (the water was cold, only the bread was hot….!) and promptly ride off again clutching a whole loaf of bread in my hand and munching away as I ride….. much to the bemusement of the locals I pass.

It’s olive harvest time here at the moment, the groves surrounding the town are bustling with activity as I ride on through the surrounding farmland. Back in Ouirgane, Hugh, whose French is far better than mine, had found out that olive harvesting is one of the highest risk occupations in Morocco… the branches of the trees are very weak so it’s the job of all the small, light people to go up into the trees and shake the olives into waiting blankets below…. quite often followed by themselves as a branch gives way. The list of injuries every year is quite substantial…. Broken limbs, necks, backs etc etc. Could be the one part of the world where being a fat bloke is good for your health… you wouldn’t be expected to climb trees!

 

The road started to climb pretty rapidly a few km’s after Ijoukak, but spirits are really good, everyone I pass in the little communities has a cheery greeting for me. It gets pretty toasty warm too as I move into sunlight, it’s welcome for a bit as my fingers and toes thaw out… but then gets really warm with the sustained effort…. The brief periods of deep-freeze as the road moves back into shadow on the hairpins are almost welcome. Amost!

 

When I really start to overheat I stop to remove my thermal “lycra arms and legs” and stuff some dates inside of me. A little white car coming down the mountain pulls up to make sure I’m OK (westerners on bikes seem to be something of a rarity around here…!)… a voice call’s out “g’day, you alright mate!?”… it’s a pair of Australian blokes in their rental car! I’m fine but it’s funny to have a chat. They think I’m totally mad cycling up here… I know I still have a lot of climbing to do but I go ahead and ask a really silly question… “is it far to the top?” to which the half-laughing predictable reply is “you must be bloody joking, it’s miles up there…..!”. I get caught out too as absent mindedly I take a little jar of chamois cream out of my seatpack to deal with a bit of chafing “behind” and get caught with my hand down the back of my shorts – “Oi !! is that Vaseline for yer arse… you’ll bloody need that!!”. Hehehe, good fun. Scrounge some water off them and then crack on towards the top…..

 

The roadside has km markers on the climb, same as in the mountains of Europe – in Europe though they count the distance to the top of the climb, here they’re counting down to the next town, Taroudant. They started at 161km this morning and it’s something of on occasion when after more than 60km of mostly uphill riding I reach the 99km marker! Stop to have a celebratory pee (all over the marker I’m afraid…) and another handful of dates!

 

The climb is a real classic as it approaches the last 15km or so to the top – the narrow road winding its tortuous way around the steepening mountainside with stupendous views back down the valley I’ve travelled up. I’m too busy enjoying the scene to notice the effort…much.

 

The top of the climb wasn’t very ‘fair’, the road reaches a crest and I figured I’d done it especially when a local guy in a pickup coming the other way gave me a great cheer…. But it’s not, it’s a false summit and I think I can see the true summit seemingly miles away. Bugger. The next couple of km is slightly downhill and I begrudge every meter of it, I’m losing my hard-won altitude only to have to climb back up again. Finally reach the summit at about 1:45pm… it’s 80km from Ouirgane, nearly all of it uphill, I’m rather happy to be at the top! There’s a breeze-block café, the usual fossils and tagines for sale and not a lot else though the proprietor clearly thinks I’m some sort of superhuman for having cycled up there… I decide there’s nothing wrong with letting him continue to enjoy his illusion! I do have a celebratory mint tea from him but decline the food, I’m not really hungry and it’s still 80km to Taroudant so rather than fill up on oily stuff, and waste too much time, I just sit and quietly stuff dates, bread and biscuits from my panniers, after putting all my arms, legs and jacket back on  - it’s freezing at the top!

 

Set off again just after 2pm, 100 metres from the café the road rounds a bend and an absolutely mind-bending view opens up to the south! I’m perched right on the edge of the, Atlas Mountains, from here the mountainside (and the road, yippee!) plummets 2000 metres to the plain of the Souss Valley. Far in the distance the massif of the Anti-Atlas rises up again on the other side of the Souss, it really is an epic scene – well worth the 20 minutes or so I spend just sitting absorbing it and enjoying the absolute silence of the desert.

 

From here the (now downhill!) road turned to loose dirt and pebbles, little bit tricky, especially on the hairpins with no barriers or run-off margins and a 2km drop-off. It’s not too difficult on the bike but I’d hate to be caught up here in bad weather and I can understand why it apparently freaks visitors out in their rental cars or the local buses! The Australian guys this morning mentioned a little tea-stop at the 1800m mark on this side of the mountain, run apparently by a super-friendly multi-lingual Berber chap…. I’d made a resolution to stop there as it sounded nice and opened up the possibility of being able to spend the night up here instead of killing myself trying to get to Taroudant before dark.

Sure enough, perched on a hairpin with stunning views down the mountain is the “Sunset Café”! Appropriate name I guess seeing as it faces west, and what the place lacks in luxury the owner, Ahmet, more than makes up for in warmth. I can’t imagine he sees many people at this time of year so a nutcase turning up on a bicycle is quite an event! He has a basic room I can have too, it’s rustic in the extreme with animal skin on the floor and freezing cold but the view is simply incredible. Decide to stay, dump my gear and proceed to eat my way through a mountain of biscuits with tea while Ahmet prepares the best “Berber Omelette” I’ve ever tasted!

Hunger satisfied (for the time being anyway) we get talking, he’s been up here for 10 years though has family in a village at the bottom of the mountain, they bring supplies up and occasionally he swaps with his brother so can have time at home. Turns out he has a huge pile of photographs of his family and of visitors from around the world…. so I put my ‘politely interested’ face on while inwardly thinking “gawd, I’d rather just go and sleep” but he’s as good as gold and only shows me the best while drifting off into a reverie of his own memories, leaving me to go and sort my gear out and investigate the washing facilities….

I’m contemplating an ice cold bucket of water when Ahmet shows up with a bucket of piping hot water he’s heated on his stove for me… how nice! Retreat to the washroom (read “smelly pit toilet with a dim 12v light bulb”) where my slippery bar of soap promptly pops out of my hand and disappears down the hole…. There’s no way I’m even going to attempt to retrieve it! Don’t mind too much, sweat and road dust doesn’t really need soap, just being slightly cleaner makes me feel like a million dollars… ready for more tea and biscuits now!

 

There’s no electricity as such up here but there are solar panels on the roof charging a car battery which drives a couple of inadequate bulbs, there’s also a half-built wind-generator lying outside – it looks pretty new so I imagine it will get finished rather than turn into a perpetually unfinished project.

 

Sunset is epic. I’m not normally one for getting romantic over sunsets but from up here and with the enormous views it really is something special….. just like the night sky once it’s properly dark – the air is crystal clear and dry so it’s a classic “big sky” crowded with stars. Bone chillingly cold though so the rest of the evening is spent in retreat round a log fire eating a super veg tagine and talking about pretty much everything current – politics, religion – you name it. Ahmet is a pretty switched on guy. It’s easy to get in some quality criticism of mister George Bush too, he seems to be subject to extreme dislike globally. Good. 

Just one last thing – I can’t help noticing the lighting arrangements this evening - typically “Moroccan”… the gas lamp is simply a propane bottle with a tall u-shaped piece of copper pipe jammed in the valve, flattened at the free end with a wick bound on with wire. Health and Safety rules…!! Bed early feeling happier than I have done for a long time.

 

 

19 December, Day 5: Tizi’n Test to Taroudant (86km)

Kind of reluctant to drag myself out my sleeping bag this morning, as I write the sun hasn’t poked it’s head over the mountains yet so the air is frigid, I’ve got the promise of a cold start too, the first 20km are all downhill so no chance to get warm pedalling. Breakfast is bread, warmed over a gas flame, filled with sardines in chilli sauce and lots of instant coffee. At 8.30am I say my farewells and take off down the mountain wrapped up in waterproofs (it’s not raining but the wind-chill is nasty) and my down gilet, it does feel a bit odd to be riding a bike while dressed up looking like the Michelin Man but I’d rather than freeze my nuts off for the next 45 mins or so.

The descent is superb (aside from the cold), the road surface is pretty good, views… well, I already mentioned those yesterday I think, and it’s fun getting into a rhythm round the hairpins. There are no foothills tapering out from the high mountains which simply feels wrong, never before have I have literally ridden straight down from one of the highest mountains in a  range and literally rolled out onto a plain. The Atlas really does stop here just like a wall, albeit a very big, snowy wall….! It’s lovely and warm on the valley bottom, pretty dull in the scenic stakes but the road continues to go gently downhill, with a tailwind (hooray!) for the next 60 km or so all the way to Taroudant. There’s bugger all to write about for this bit, it was pretty dull – just a few dusty one-street towns, kids on bikes trying to race me, endless orange groves and not a lot else. The only saving grace is that the wind and gradient mean I get to Taroudant in record time (for a fully loaded touring bike) and it’s not long before I’m installed in a relatively nice room at the Hotel Tiout, and my bike is similarly comfortably installed in the laundry shed outside under the watchful eye of a  giggling maid! I only chose this hotel because apparently it has that cyclist’s favourite – a cheap but good buffet breakfast….. nothing to do with the hot shower, honest!

 

On the face of it Taroudant doesn’t look anything special, it’s a warm and dusty town surrounded by many km of fortified walls. It does feel like an outpost town in a way and for this reason I like it. It’s devoid of sights as such but the souk is pretty interesting and low key and the street life is typically Moroccan without any tourist influence which makes it a top place to explore in my mind. Only exception to the no-tourist rule seems to be one or two coaches on day trips from Agadir that disgorge their cargos of fat, badly dressed Germans (and, errrm, English) into the main square for an hour or two of “authentic Morocco” before whisking them back to the sterility of a resort hotel. Cheap and tasty grub here too, a decent lunchtime feed of chickpeas, vegetable stew, bread and tea sets me back a mere 9 dirham at a little “hole in the wall” place with a happily grinning chef behind his big steaming pots out front! The rest of my afternoon is given over to eating oranges, exploring the town, drinking tea, eating more oranges and generally trying to chill out. Did I mention the oranges… all those orange groves I passed on my bike are producing some wonderful fruit and dirt cheap too. By sundown the sun is covered by an ominous looking layer of high cloud but it gives a bit of atmosphere to the scene I stumble across of an informal football match taking place on a patch of bare ground alongside an austere, crumbling section of city walls…. It doesn’t look so good for the weather outlook though.

 

I never do myself any favours really by cycling 90km and then spending the rest of the day running around looking at things when really it might be a good idea to rest my legs… But I think I’ll stay here tomorrow anyway to enjoy the town, feeling lazy and I kind of fancy the attractions of a haircut, good food, getting laundry done and so on, though in my mind I’m really just putting off the effort of having to regain all my lost altitude by riding back up into the Anti-Atlas! I also need to get myself properly “cashed up” with dirham before heading off into the back of beyond.

 

 

20 December, Day 6: Taroudant

I did half-heartedly pack my gear last night in case I woke up feeling all fresh and motivated…. But I didn’t, instead I’m looking forward to a leisurely breakfast and getting to know the town!

 

Spend my morning photographing the street life in and around the vegetable market, the vendors and locals here seem quite happy with the camera which is nice, I guess because it’s not a tourist destination. The fresh squeezed orange juice from the sellers in the square is expectedly tasty, and cheaper than Marrakesh… 2Dh instead of 3! It’s here while chatting to one of the sellers that he notices the state of the eczema on my hands….. and calls his buddy over who has some relationship with the local Argan Oil Co-operative…. A bit of background on Argan oil might be useful right now… so rather than me write out a load of stuff that someone else has already written down – have a look here.

 

 

I guess the key factors you need to know are:

 

·       it’s very very good for your skin

·       it’s ground from nuts collected from goat turds

·       it’s rather labour intensive, 20hrs of work for 1 litre of oil

·       it’s good for eating….

 

So there you go, that stuff I’m putting on my face and in my food came out of a goat’s backside…. Just as an aside, locally they mix the Amlou (the paste after grinding) with honey to spread on bread – it’s incredibly tasty, just don’t think about the goats!

The Co-op has tons of stuff on offer, it’s all fixed price and quite expensive but at least here I know it’s genuine and my money will go straight to the right people. Apparently because it is expensive anyway there’s a lot of fake stuff for sale as Argan on the streets, especially when there’s tourists around….. It also means my ‘guide’ has no vested interest in a commission or similar, in fact afterwards we chat a bit and agree to meet for tea later. Nice guy. As to what I bought – just pure oil for my skin.

As for the rest of my day – well aside from wandering the souks, chatting to various locals, stuffing my face with figs and dates and burning some film in my camera only two other things of note happened… The first was my haircut, much needed and a great cut, and the guy who cut it was proof that the stereotypical hairdresser is the same all over the world…. i.e. just a bit, how shall I put it… of a fairy if you see what I mean. Only difference between my Moroccan barber and his UK counterpart being the lack of an Audi TT/Toyota MR2/MGF/any other frilly sports car parked outside! One thing I will say – he took a lot more care over his handiwork than his average UK counterpart. 1 1/2 hrs it took though that did include the obligatory break for mint tea and a “natter” with his buddies who also popped in for tea. I was silly really, I should have negotiated the price before sitting down but never really thought about it … “how expensive can it be here” was my thought as he sharpened his razor. Well, either very expensive or the tea was a special premium brew at £9/glass… 10 quid it cost, or its equivalent in dirham. I didn’t argue (much) since it was my fault for once being the gullible tourist….!

The other significant event was that it started to rain…. Pi** it down in fact. The cloud had been getting thicker all day. I felt the first drops about 2.30pm, by 7pm the streets were flooded… wet feet walking back to the hotel after dinner! Spent the rest of the evening in the hotel’s street level tea-salon watching the rain, eating chocolate from the little shop opposite and drinking….. for a change….. tea! Proper tea though, not the sickly sweet mint stuff – a real “Thé English” as it’s popularly known. Good old Lipton, found all over the world except, strangely enough, the shelves of any of my local supermarkets in England!

 

Today has also been a good chance to bash off a few emails to the folks at home, let them know what I’m up to – though negotiating the knackered French/Arabic keyboards in the internet café is a painful process for my QWERTY-conditioned fingers!

 

Hope the rain stops before I set off tomorrow for the lofty heights of the Anti-Atlas…

 

 

 

21 December, Day 7: Taroudant to Igherm (89km)

6.30am… wake up to the sound of rain hammering down outside and my heart sinks…. Spent an unusually long time in the hot shower this morning trying to corral the fragments of my motivation left shattered after waking up to the cacophony of raindrops! Breakfast sorted me out though… typically enormous with loads of coffee! Motivation returned in spades as I stuffed my gear into panniers, retrieved my bike from its cosy home next to the industrial-sized washing machine across the yard and sealed myself into raingear…. Just one more obstacle to my departure presented itself…. The guy who ‘watches’ the parking area for guests cars wants his due for ‘guarding my bike’ despite the fact that it’s been locked away out of sight for the last two days… oh well, in the interests of international cyclist relations I cave-in easily and give him his fee of 20dh… negotiated down from 40 on the basis that my bike has two wheels, not four….!

Rolled out of town around 8am, wheels splashing through the flooded streets. Conditions are such that it feels very odd to be riding through what, on arrival, was a dusty, desert town surrounded by a typically desiccated landscape.

The first few kilometres are simply backtracking the way I came in, which aside from being rather dull isn’t much fun as the wind is now in my face and I also receive firm confirmation from my protesting legs that the road I travelled into town from the Tizi’nTest is indeed slightly downhill…. I’m crawling back up it at a measly 18km/hr.

My latest plan, developed last night, is to ride East to Igherm high into the Anti-Atlas before, in the coming days, heading North then East again to reach the oases of the Draa Valley…. Hard cycling ahead, but exciting. Also means no beach at the end, but an oasis in the desert will do just fine instead! {post trip note: The first part of that plan, to Igherm, turned into perhaps the second hardest day I’ve ever spent on my bike, after one particular day in Ladakh… but more about that later, back to the morning….}

 

My Michelin map says there’s a tiny road that turns off this main road about 8km from Taroudant and eventually joins up with the road to Igherm (there’s only one road going East!)… and sure enough, 8km out there’s a right turn – must be it so off I go spirits much higher now I’m away from that dull drag from Taroudant! The next few km hints at a promise of interesting riding to come – the road is nice and twisty and about 90% dirt (with very large puddles) so no chance to get bored. Despite carrying a full load I still whip past locals negotiating the broken sections on their boneshakers… though I’m having my bones shaken too and if Murphy and his law have been translated into Arabic I wouldn’t be surprised if something breaks…. Though I abused my bike far more in the Himalayas there weren’t any people around to be embarrassed in front of!

The promise of interesting riding evaporates pretty quickly when I reach the easterly road I want… for the next 2 hours it’s just a slog – dead straight, slightly uphill (again!) with enough of a cross-headwind to make life difficult. To add to the ‘misery’ there’s not even anything to look at, there’s nothing but barren scrub all around as far as the eye can see… which isn’t very far because the drizzle is so thick! The only thing I can see that isn’t a stone or scrubby little bush is the Anti-Atlas rising up in front of me… I can’t wait to reach the mountains where things are bound to be more stimulating. To get there though I have to keep going dead straight – I can see the ribbon of road gently stretching up ahead without even the merest hint of a wiggle. Bugger. Most cyclists moan when the road starts to climb proper hills…. but not this one (‘they’ always said I was a bit odd…..), it’s blessed relief when all of a sudden I’m in the mountains, there’s a proper gradient, bends and stuff to look at, even if it is just more rock! The rain has eased too so I give it 20 minutes further riding to see if it’s just a brief pause before stopping to strip my now sweaty raingear off… but of course when I do stop, and pack all my gear away it returns with the very first pedal stroke…. It’s not hard to decide I’d rather be wet now though, I’m sheltered from the wind and working hard so stay warm in just a windproof top and knee-warmers. A couple of passing trucks (in fact the only passing things I’ve seen so far today) slowed down and their drivers yell encouragement, clearly they think I’m some kind of super-human cycling god riding up here….. can’t say I blame them hehehehe!!

 

The climbing is pretty monotonous for an hour or two but about 11am  I reach a typically windswept and scruffy village clinging to a mountain ridge….there’s one shop I can see… so with a couple of dodgy looking kids trailing me I roll up to re-supply… but he’s got no bread or water, instead I’m directed 20yds further to what looks like a crumbling concrete shed with a very faded coke sign painted on the wall… doesn’t look promising inside either… dark and nothing but hundreds of bottles of lurid orange fizzy stuff stacked against the walls. The old boy sitting inside though is much friendlier than the kids outside (and the weather) and he sorts me out with some still-warm bread to munch and a water bottle refill.

The next few km lull me into a false sense of security because even though I have a strong headwind the road ahead looks vaguely flat/rolling with no significant climbing, stupidly I think I’m doing really well and have got the worst of the day over……..

 

To cut a long story slightly less long – the next few hours turned into a major endurance test as the headwind increased to gale-force, I ascended into the low, wet cloud-base and the road started to climb again… relentlessly as it wound it’s tortuous way round barren, windswept peaks and through tiny, remote settlements (what a place to live, I shall moan about Cornish winters no more!). It went on for hours and every time I thought I’d cracked the latest climb the noise of a truck on an un-noticed hairpin high above me would bring me almost to tears (and swearing loudly)! The landscape was pretty epic though (when I could see it), tortured volcanic escarpments and summits separated by barren rocky plains – quite the place to go riding a bicycle… on your own… in a storm… in winter….. (hmmmm, maybe I do need to see a ‘head doctor’)!

I was literally on my last legs, mentally as much as physically by the time I passed a milestone saying “Igherm 2km”… at last! By now I’d been reduced to a pathetic crawl of around 6km flat-out because of the wind, with hailstones and icy rain periodically stinging my face. My happiness at only 2km to go was tempered slightly (well, lots – the air was blue, luckily only my bike to hear it) when the edge of the village appeared out of the swirling cloud… 2km above me! More uphill grovelling, bugger.

The first straggly bit of settlement was not inspiring, the sign said “Igherm” but the only sign of life amongst the straggly settlement with it’s one and only café (closed and shuttered!) was the open blue door of a telephone office…. My heart was rapidly sinking by this stage as there wasn’t any obvious place to stay or get food… Closer investigation of the teleboutique though brought a very warm welcome from a group of local women, all wrapped in stunning blue silk dress (veiled of course) huddled around a charcoal brazier. They made room for me and for the next 20 mins I warmed my hands over the charcoal and made the best use of my French to have a conversation… and failed miserably, the cold, fatigue and almost 8 hours of effort had thoroughly addled my brain! It was seriously heart-warming as a foreigner to be made so welcome by the women with not a local male in sight, maybe the traditional Muslim taboo is slightly tempered up here by the harshness of life. My lasting memory of this encounter though will be their eyes, with covered faces the eyes become the centre of attention…. They were sparkling eyes, full of laughter……

Despite the refusal of my brain to cooperate they did manage to get clear that this place with the Igherm signpost, logically, wasn’t Igherm at all…!.The real Igherm was another kilometre or so along the road and yes, there was an open café there with room to stay! My legs felt slightly better at this news but failed again when I eventually stumbled into an open café with a very, very loud TV (showing a bad spaghetti western) and collapsed in an exhausted heap! My arrival seemed to provide some amusement for the locals, wrapped in their wool cloaks,  huddled in front of the TV, the owner appeared eventually to tell me that he was closed (!) and that he had no rooms available despite the sign outside saying quite the opposite….. So, directed back out into the muddy, gritty, deserted, derelict, storm-swept, ice cold main street (I’m trying to think of as many suitable words to describe the place as possible...) and round a corner 100 metres up the road…. To find a regular metropolis (well, compared to anything else I’ve seen today!) where there’s another café, a couple of trucks, some locals standing around, wrapped up against the cold and a couple of beaten-up old Grand Taxis. I’ve arrived! Fate started smiling for a change, this café is really quite nice (it’s all relative) and equally as packed with an equally loud TV as the last one… except the owner is a super guy who shows me a tidy little box room for 50dh and carries my panniers upstairs for me while I negotiate my bike, to the bemusement of the locals, through the packed café and up the same windy staircase at the back. It gets better too…. There’s a doorway near my room with a rough sign on it saying “douche chaud, 6dh” (hot shower)…. I couldn’t have been happier if I’d won the lottery!

First priority though is food, my legs are like jelly so a quick change into just about every item of dry clothing I own (it’s cold in here) and downstairs for the hungry cyclist routine…. Coffee, biscuits, bread, lentil stew, bread, meat stew, bread, chickpea and vegetable stew … and more bread followed by tea! A good start to my ‘tab’!

The highlight of my day….  the shower, it was ace, gas-powered and boiling hot – I can forgive the cigarette butts in the sink outside for that! The shower and the food saw me sufficiently restored to wrap up take a walk round the village… it didn’t take long, aside from the weather the place consisted of a muddy street, a couple of forlorn looking shops in a covered “souk” selling the usual oranges, carrots, biscuits (and chocolate, thankfully!) etc, owners huddled collectively around flaming braziers, and a sort of makeshift tent/market stall with an old guy selling piles of dates…. Good enough, lucky I like oranges and dates…

The rest of the afternoon and evening was a blur…. Mostly spent eating chocolate and oranges while huddled in my sleeping bag in my room at a balmy 5 degs C indoors, or downstairs in the café watching al Jazeera and eating yet more, all in the interests of recovery you understand, tomorrow could be an equally hard day of riding… though I hope not.…!

In bed by 7pm accompanied by the sound of the storm raging outside my metal shutters (which appear to be permanently fixed shut).

 

 

22 December, Day 8: Igherm (0km)

6.30am: It’s 2 degs C in my room when I wake up…. and depressingly, after a night spent listening to it, the weather is still raging outside as every so often a squall howls it’s way down the street, rattling shutters and increasing the intensity of rain and ice pellets on my shutters. Drat.

My legs are still feeling pretty dead after yesterday’s efforts too so when I got up I left just about all my enthusiasm for riding behind, tucked up in the bottom of my sleeping bag I think…! Still, I’m supposed to be a tough cyclist explorer type so I went through the motions of dressing for the weather and wander downstairs for breakfast and to ponder whether I can really find the motivation to ride over 100km today, i.e. the distance to the next nearest town in any direction…. As it turned out after a drawn-out breakfast of coffee, bread, jam and eggs spent staring at the desolate scene outside I decide that conditions are just too dangerous to ride a long way in this terrain and altitude, heck the wind is gale force, it’s snowing mixed with rain, visibility is about 30 metres and I fear the chances of finding shelter along the way are pretty much zero. That was handy, my conscience is clear as it’s no longer a question of motivation but rather one of common sense. Excellent, I’m getting much better these days at finding justification for a day off! My day suddenly became something to look forward to, though what I’ll do with myself for another 24hrs in this place is another matter….!! At least Dooudi, the café owner, is happy to have me hanging around, drinking his coffee and enjoying his food, of which I imagine I’ll be consuming lots.

 

It’s very much a ‘bloke’s place’ this café, just like all such places out in the sticks. The locals are certainly friendly but I’m not sure I’d bring a gal here! By 8am the café is full of locals, wrapped up in their cloaks staring at the TV like rows of shrouded corpses except  every so often one moves to light a cigarette or take a sip of tea. The place pretty much stayed that way right through the day, even when the call for prayer goes out – I guess the “ever so slightly warmer than outside” café is attractive enough to make the effort of leaving just too great!

 

10am: venture outside into the storm for a better look around the village… same result as yesterday though I found a little shop tucked away that had candles for sale so I grabbed a box to see if they can make even a degree of two of difference to the temperature in my room. Even if they don’t they’ll be handy this evening when the electricity is flicking on and off like it did last night. Also picked up a few sheets of scrappy paper so I can fill time writing a couple of proper letters to best friends. A sad reflection I suppose on modern life that the only opportunity I seem to have time to write a proper, old-fashioned letter is when I’m stranded in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do….  It’s so much more satisfying, and meaningful, than a quick email bashed out in a hasty few seconds. The shopkeeper is a jolly chap and falls about laughing when I tell him that I might as well be on holiday in Igherm as back home in England given the weather is exactly the same…. He knows already I’m the crazy Englishman who arrived last night by bike… seems my reputation as an extraordinary (probably extraordinarily stupid…) athlete for riding up here from Taroudant in the storm is spreading round the place! Hehehe, I might as well make the most of it as it’s the closest I’ll ever get to celebrity status – everyone has a greeting or a few words to say. Nice. The weather is cold and unwelcoming but the hearts are warm. It’s terrific how the humour of the locals is so good, even scraping a living in a place like this. People back home could learn a lot…..

 

Later on while sitting, head down, scribbling in a corner of the café, on my umpteenth café au lait (Nescafe + milk!) I hear an English accent… a group of 4 people have emerged from the storm and are ordering tea… company! Doesn’t take me long to gate-crash their tea break and in fact they’re glad to see a new face too with interesting stories to tell. They’re all on a guided trekking holiday with Exodus, and like me have been trapped here by the weather – apparently the rivers are too swollen from the rain for their mules to cross and the high altitude paths simply too hazardous in the ice and wind. Unlike me they’re camping, and they’re welcome to it I think, so I cruelly tempt them with tales of the hot shower upstairs! They’re a really nice bunch, lots of interesting stories to tell from past travels but, like the locals, they seem pretty impressed that I’m mucking about here alone on a bike… I’m well practised at modesty though… so it’s “nothing really”…

They’re certainly a friendlier bunch than the cargo of French tourists that a passing tour coach disgorged for a quick lunch stop in a private dining room upstairs. It was interesting to watch the reaction of the locals as this lot minced in wearing their flash gear and moaning about the cold, moaning about the toilet, moaning about everything in fact. I really felt for Dooudi as their behaviour was overall pretty rude. They didn’t stay long, just long enough to eat food they’d brought with them and sweep out again on their way to the next resort stop…

 

Spend my afternoon watching the snow, poring over my map, drinking tea and planning and replanning a rough trip schedule. With this weather, unscheduled stop and the difficult terrain I think I’ll be pushed to get out east to Zagora without flogging myself to death and while still enjoying the trip, so it looks like it’ll have to be the opposite direction, i.e. south, with the next stop being Tafraoute. The area is supposed to be lovely down there so it might be a good place to spend Christmas with a couple of days to do some exploring locally by foot and bike. It’s not a difficult decision to make really – although it’s over 100km away through the same difficult terrain, the wind will be generally at my tail and there’s a net elevation loss of about 800m! Easy….

 

Not a lot else happened today, I ventured out again for chocolate (Moroccan chocolate is actually OK, not exactly Green & Blacks standard but it does the job!), had another shower to warm up, I’m wearing everything I have and I’ve been cold all day – the humidity is a real killer with no heat to warm things up in the café other than a load of bodies glued to the TV!

Crawled into my sleeping bag really early, not much else to do except watch the candles and scribble my journal while listening to the storm outside which is still going full tilt…. At least I’m rested now and motivation to get out of here whatever the weather is sufficiently high that I’m looking forward to the morning, whatever it brings I’m hitting the road…

 

 

23 December, Day 9: Igherm to Tafraoute (102km)

7.30am: I ask you dear diary, how is it that a bloody dog can do what dogs do all day and still have the energy to wander all over the place barking it’s head off all night? If a human tried to do the same they’d have knackered vocal cords well before even simple fatigue became an issue. Sodding animal, I spent much of the night just praying for someone to throw a rock at it… I wasn’t about to go downstairs and out into the storm though – a) because the weather was (and still is) horrible, and b) because it was just too cold to even contemplate leaving my sleeping bag for anything less than the café burning to the ground…..which would at least provide some heat (and a pee of course).

Anyway – back to this morning – I’d thought I’d pen a quick entry before braving the elements on the next stage of my journey….

First thought on getting up today was “well, bu**er me if it isn’t colder than yesterday”, it was snowing outside while I sat shivering eating breakfast…. A slab of chocolate soon fixed that though! As well as the chocolate breakfast was a real exercise in fuelling this morning… lots of café au lait, a loaf of bread with cheese and jam, 2 eggs, 4 oranges and a banana. Yum, Dooudi was staggered, hungry cyclists are an alien breed round here in think! I could have kept eating but that would have been plain gluttony….!

I have to pack now, the next entry in here will, inshallah, be this evening in Tafraoute… or somewhere else that I’d rather not be, especially if the weather is like this…..!

 

7.30pm: Well, given that I’m writing this while tucked up in Tafraoute’s best hotel all nice and warm, then something must have gone right today…! I wasn’t going to stay here but after a long day in the saddle, weather still playing games, still cold, and with Christmas coming up all my resolutions caved in immediately as I passed a sign on the road into town advertising hot water and central heating (!!) at the best hotel in town…. Must be getting soft in my ‘old’ age (well, less-young then)! It was quite the adventure getting here though…..

 

By 8am I was all packed and ready, wrapped in multiple layers of clothing in a waterproof shell. I also discovered that I could just about wedge my cycling helmet on top of my windstopper fleece hat, looks silly but then the rest of me didn’t exactly look stylish. Winter cycling always was a bit of a fancy dress party…. I’m feeling particularly clever though as I have an additional intermediate layer of waterproofing on my hands – the thin polythene gloves I swiped from a petrol station at home for working on my bike do excellent duty over my glove liners, inside my outer gloves, to keep the cold and wet out.

Before lugging all my gear down, I popped down to the bar to settle up my ‘tab’… with no idea what I owed I left it Dooudi to spring a number on me. He hadn’t written anything down with his helper they spent a few minutes with their heads together and came up with a grand total of…… 330dh! I’d expected more given that included the showers, room and vast quantities of food and drink! Brilliant place…. mental note to stick a recommendation on the Lonely Planet forum. With the bill out the way Dooudi springs an unwanted dilemma on me… he can’t quite believe I intend riding to Tafraoute in this weather and tells me that today there is a truck going to Tafraoute and I could catch a ride on that…… Arrrgh, that’s the last thing I wanted to hear… I took a whole 5 minutes to decide that I would rather ride the whole way, heck – that’s the point of this adventure really, besides I like a challenge! With that little hic out the way I lugged the bike down while Dooudi brought all the panniers. A quick photo session outside the café at Dooudi’s request (me with bike, Dooudi with bike, me with Dooudi etc etc!), farewells were said and I rolled off with some trepidation down the desolate main street with ice pellets stinging my face and the wind howling round the buildings….!

 

The route to Tafraoute backtracked a couple of km to the straggle of houses where I warmed my hands on the journey here before turning sharply south and, surprise(!) steeply uphill, towards Tafraoute. I’ve only covered 5km and am just getting used to the idea of riding in such miserable conditions when the first little ‘adventure’ of the day occurs…. I’m spotted by a pack of 9 or 10 stray dogs on a nearby hillside… oh shit. Still going uphill so even at maximum effort I’m not exactly quick and the buggers have gone absolutely nuts at the sight of me and are on a course carefully calculated to meet mine about 500m down the road, they’re gaining rather rapidly on me too….. I managed to pick up one rock without stopping but I doubt it’ll do much good so I give it everything in a sprint for the next hairpin which would get me out of sight…. On the point of throwing up with the effort I just make it and it all goes quiet behind me – seems “out of sight out of mind” really does apply! A little more relaxed now but with regular glances behind I carry on… the next hairpin though brings me back into view of the pack who are now just mooching about on the road way behind me…. The distance isn’t enough though, one of them spots the blue rainjacket and they’re off again, gaining rapidly…. Turned my lungs inside out getting out of sight again and just about made it but this time keep hammering to get as much distance between us before I pop into view again. The same drama was repeated one more time before I finally crested the climb and was able to get my speed up to 60km/hr on the gentle descent that followed…. Phew. The rock stayed wedged on top of my front pannier where I can easily reach it for the rest of the day!

 

The weather was pretty nasty all morning, the wind though ‘fresh’ is generally a cross or tailwind so not too bad, I only have a nasty ‘hitting a brick wall’ experience on the occasions that a switchback brings me dead into wind. As the morning went on the cloud came right down so although I had no views to enjoy the atmosphere was truly awesome as the road snaked it’s way between brooding peaks and past scruffy little villages tucked into hillside niches. By about 11am the snow and ice pellets had turned completely to rain, being wet already it was a relief not to have to deal with stinging ice on my face. The general trend of the road is clearly down hill too judging by the steadily reduced accumulations of snow at the edges, and my average speed which isn’t too shabby for the terrain, especially compared to my grovel to Igherm a couple of days ago! I seem to be making good time but the cold and damp with wind-chill is really getting through to me, feet aren’t too bad with SealSkinz socks over coolmax cycling socks but it’s my hands that are the problem. I must look pretty silly riding down the road alternately swinging one arm then the other to send the blood back into my fingers…… Not that it matters, I’ve only seen one vehicle so far (and they gave me some ‘comedy encouragement’ mimed through the windscreen as they passed!).

 

Just one more canine encounter before mid-day, this time approaching a village there’s a dog walking in the road with someone I assume to be it’s owner… predictably the dog goes for me as I sweep past as quickly as possible but this time the mere sight of the rock in my hand stops it dead in it’s tracks. Haha….

 

The only other event this morning was when I stopped briefly to fiddle with my gears by the roadside. A scruffy old camper van with Dutch plates rolled up to see if I was OK (I was). Nice of them, coming from Tafraoute they immediately felt sorry for me and offered hot tea and biscuits…. Not wanting to stop here, getting cold, too long though I decline and just blag some water instead. It felt good to meet some friendly faces on this lonely stretch though having learned my lesson on the Tizi’nTest I don’t ask them how far and how hard the road is to Tafraoute!!

 

By 12:15pm I’ve made great time with 61km covered so when I roll into the most sizeable village so far (shadowed by a great, dark, glistening wet peak) and spot a little café (possibly the only one on this route) it’s an easy decision to stop for tea. The village is called Ait Abdallah though I only know that because it’s actually considered significant enough to appear as a dot on my Michelin map! My arrival causes a bit of stir, seems the sight of a foreigner, dripping wet, wrapped in Gore-Tex and riding a bicycle is not a common thing round here – what must be almost the entire population of the village rapidly materialize and try to follow me into the tiny café… it’s like the London Underground at rush hour ‘till the proprietor kicks them out…. So they crowd round my bike instead!

Tea and bread is ordered and I sit down at the only table with 3 locals, one of them is an old guy in a grey djellaba who appears to speak passable German, Spanish and English as well as French and Arabic…. Quite a surprise out here. The other two are pretty much mute with nothing more than laughter as I wrestle with wet gloves trying to pull them off cold, unresponsive hands. It’s nice encounter, I share my tea and bread, drag out the old “Moroccan Whisky” line as I pour, which gets plenty of laughs, and manage to get my hands functional again. Only a brief stop though, not wanting to get cold so 15 minutes later I retrieve my bike from the crowd, seal up the raingear again and….. the sun comes out!!

 

…..Not for very long though and the rain comes back while I plod with heavy legs (thanks to the stop) up the hill out of the village. It’s not all bad, a few km further on a hazy sun does make a reappearance and looks set to stay so at last I strip down to more sensible “spring conditions” riding gear! The effect of the hazy sunlight glistening on the dark flanks of sheer, wet cliffs is fantastic, especially as the cloud is still swirling around the peaks. I’d love to be able to “roll the view up” and take it home with me!

 

With just 20km to go (according to the not-always accurate) milestones I have what I hope is one last major climb for the day up to the Tizi'n Tarakatine. Nothing for it but to find the granny gear and settle into a steady rhythm and get used to climbing for an hour or two. It’s not a particularly interesting climb, not much to look except an unhappy looking road-crew at about the midpoint  putting in a junction with a currently non-existent road leading somewhere else. They look happier with smiles though as I pass, I’m probably the only distraction they’ve seen all day. Things were a little more exciting near the top… a pack of dogs loped down the hillside and crossed the road about 300 metres ahead of me, luckily I’m downwind and none of them spots me as they leave the road and then traverse parallel behind a low rock outcrop that unfortunately I’ll be riding past in about 10 seconds… Rock in hand, adrenalin pumping  and ready for an attack I keep my head low behind the rocks and pray they don’t re-appear close to the road…. They don’t but it’s not until I round the summit bend, hidden in a  rock cutting, that I stop and get my breathe back. Not a good place to stop though, the red mud on the verges is like glue and my bike instantly gains a few kg as it sticks to everything, and when rolling again the tyres, carrying great clods of the stuff, shed gobbets of it which stick to everything else not already plastered. How nice.

 

Dark thoughts are instantly banished though as the road exists the cutting and takes a sharp left-hander to avoid going off the edge of a massive precipice at the head of an enormous valley (the Ameln) stretching away as far as I can see (well, until the clouds obscure the view anyway) with the huge, red massif of Jebel Lekst (the map again!) dropping almost sheer to form the north-east side of the valley. It must be at least a 1500 metre wall…! It’s hard not to salivate at the thought of the next few km of riding – the road plunges down the valley headwall and continues steadily downhill far, far below me. With a bit of luck there is no nasty climb back out of the valley lurking in the clouds ahead and it really is downhill the rest of the way…!

 

The first part of the descent is wickedly fast on a good surface, but the air is very damp and the sun disappeared a while ago so it’s also bloody cold! 10 quick km later and I’m still going downhill, albeit only gently as the narrow road rolls it’s way along the valley floor past tiny villages and lush palmeries and fields clinging to the lower slopes. Bit warmer too down here even though it starts drizzling again. It’s not long before I pass the sign mentioned at the start and though bustling the wet, dripping town centre I arrive in is not enough to distract me from my bee-line towards the kasbah-lookalike hotel perched on a  small hill above the town…. It’s not a particularly characterful joint but right now as I write I couldn’t care less  - it’s warm, clean, water is hot, I’ve got proper pillows and blankets (!!), the view from my terrace is stunning and my bike is sheltering on the courtyard terrace right outside my room. Oh yes, only £16/night too…

It looks like I might be the only guest, the place looks to have loads of rooms but is eerily quiet and the cleaners/porters are sitting around with nothing to do. Must admit I do feel out of place, the fawning doorman is a nice old character though in his jam-jar glasses and jaunty knitted bobble hat!  I’d hate to be here alone at Christmas, was hoping for some people to meet in the bar and there was an awful lot of keys hanging up behind the front desk when I arrived…... The guy who checked me in though tells me that they have lots of bookings… for tomorrow (Christmas Eve) and that no, I shouldn’t worry about the fact I walked mud and water all over the carpets when I arrived!

 

Having had a brief recce before going in search of dinner (the omelette wasn’t a patch on Ahmet’s a few days ago!) the town of Tafraoute doesn’t look too special on first impressions but then it’s early evening when I explore, it’s wet, muddy, getting dark and I’m super tired. I’ve learnt from experience that nowhere looks good under those circumstances… I’ll look again tomorrow.

 

24 December, Day 10: Tafraoute to Oumesnate & Return (23km)

Very weird breakfast experience this morning…. A vast dining room with white linen (that had seen better days!) and stunning views of the mountains, complete with white-jacketed staff… and I was the only person eating… I had my every request tended to. Not bad, I’m not sure though if the rate included breakfast, I can’t imagine it’s cheap….. ooops! If it’s not included then this could turn out to be the most expensive bread I’ve ever tasted – best to eat loads then! Good filter coffee though!

It rained again this morning though it didn’t last long and by the time I’d picked up some fruit, had coffee and found a place to send some emails in town the sun had made it’s first appearance in days – wonderful! With the sun came my motivation to get on my bike and do some exploring so it was off back up the Ameln valley to the pretty little village of Oumesnate where it’s possible to visit a traditional Berber house for a small fee. The history behind it is that the owner was blinded while working away so to survive he returned home and turned his ancient house into a sort of lived-in museum open to visitors to be shown around by his son. In reality it was possibly the best “sight to visit” so far in Morocco

It was lovely ride to get there, a few km up the road (the way I’d come yesterday) before leaving the highway’ to negotiate a tight, muddy and rutted dirt track through various straggly villages to get to the lower slopes of Jebel Lekst where Oumesnate is situated. The traditional Berber houses are built up the cliffs, I imagine to preserve the better, flatter land in the valley floor for cultivation. They make quite a sight. A collection of colourful hand-painted signs pointing to the ‘Traditional House’ make sure I don’t get lost…!

A greeting is yelled down to me from a terrace above as I park my bike next to three others already there… they look like rough rental mountainbikes judging by the frayed cables, soft tyres and knackered saddles… it turns out I arrived just behind a French couple and their  silent son who doesn’t say a word yet is a constant lurking presence in the corner with his eyeballs permanently glued to the LCD on a little digital camera… come to think of it, he looked a bit weird too! His parents were approachable enough but when it came to paying a small ‘consideration’ at the end (it’s left up to you but a minimum of 10dh/person is considered reasonable) they tried to fob the owner’s son off with just 10dh (65p!) for all them after what had been a terrific personal ‘tour’. Bloody French tourists.…

The place itself was fascinating, the owner’s son is a lovely guy who speaks fluent French and English and he really does know what he’s talking about. The house itself is amazing, completely traditional in it’s construction and layout and because it’s still a family home it has the feel and look of a properly lived in place rather than a sterile museum exhibit. Being serious – I learnt an awful lot about the traditional Berber way of life and the objects and tools that supported (and still support) that existence. Good stuff.

I bumped into the French family again out on the ‘main road’, the father (well, I’m assuming the strange lad is his offspring) had a flat rear tyre – good old rental machines! Being  a nice bloke and in the interests of cross-channel relations I sorted it out for him and set him on his way.

I had planned then to ride back up to the top of the pass I crossed yesterday for a picnic lunch while enjoying the view, this time free of rain clouds… but tired legs, the long climb and the desire to just relax in town got the better of me within a couple of km so I did the sensible thing and rocketed back to town and a decent lunch. Yum.

I did have plans to wash my bike this afternoon – it’s pretty well lagged with the dirt of the last few days and is caked with red clay… in the end I couldn’t be bothered so just knocked the worst of the dried mud off and left it in a ‘tidy little pile’ on the otherwise spotless white terrace….. I was bothered though to sort out the creaking in one of the pedal bearings where some water got in the other day, it was driving me nuts!

Evening – well, being Christmas Eve a really good dinner was called for, so for the first time this trip I followed a Lonely Planet recommendation and found myself in the Restaurant Marrakesh, a homely little family-run place with blue check table cloths, staff and a Bollywood epic on the TV where I ordered bread, Harira (a Moroccan spicy bean/lentil soup) and chicken couscous. Amused myself while waiting for the food by twisting my tongue around some Arabic with the lad working as a waiter….. and successfully (eventually!) managed to get it across that I wanted a little dish of olive oil on it’s own to dip my bread into… it took a while…! As usual in these places the local English is far better than the visitors Arabic.

A young Czech couple arrived at the table next to mine so we got chatting. They’re the first Eastern Europeans I’ve met in Morocco and are here with their boots on and a plan to do some hiking in the area. They celebrate Christmas on the 24th so it was great to get together, purely by chance, for dinner and a chat. The food was OK by the way, right after finishing a very “Christmassy” chocolate craving hit so a quick trip across the road for a slab was in order… should have been simple, but it wasn’t - the particularly scruffy (and, erm, smelly) youth who’d been bugging me all day to go and look at his bloody carpets “just happened” to be outside and grabbed me by the arm. Tried to explain to him that his wasn’t perhaps the best approach to getting me to go along with him…. Though not in as subtle terms as that as the message was just not getting through his apparently very thick skull.

Getting back to the hotel was interesting, in a display of chronic muppetry I had left my head-torch in the hotel – it never occurred to me that a night-time scramble back up a pitch black rocky hillside to the hotel might be a bit difficult without any light…. Well it was! Fortuitously though I scared the living daylights out of 3 English girls in the same predicament (invisible in the dark!)… I guess not so fortuitous for them but it was for me as they turned out to be terrific company and good conversation – two of them on assignments teaching English in Rabat and using the holiday to explore down south, the other visiting.

 

Tomorrow is Christmas Day, my plan is to get on the bike and have a nice day out exploring the gorges and palmeries to the south of Tafraoute before returning for dinner and drinks with my new-found friends…

 

 

25 December, Day 11: Tafraoute to ………. (0km)

 

Things like this aren’t supposed to happen on Christmas Day… it seems the chicken I had last night was a bit of a rogue… bugger. I was up at midnight with what felt like a sandbag or two in my stomach and feeling quite (read “very”) ill…. I popped one of my ‘emergency antibiotics’ and tried to get comfortable while swearing quietly and waiting for something to give – ‘top or bottom’ ….. or both!

Nothing did give in the end (might have been better if it had) and a second antibiotic in the morning gave the impression of having stopped things getting worse – i.e. no fever. It took all my effort to drag myself out of bed though come morning, feeling very weak and sick…. Being Christmas and a sunny one at that there was no way I was going to waste it even if my plans to go riding needed substantial revision… Similarly I was not about to miss breakfast even if it might not have been the most appealing thought. I did feel a bit better after managing to eat some bread and honey with weak tea – though it was real effort of willpower not to simply collapse in a heap in bed and stay there! Made the most of all-due sympathy from the English girls though who were on their way out in a jeep to explore the very same gorges I’d planned to cycle to today… tempted to hitch along but for a change common-sense took over and I elected to stay put and rest – sort of. My own particular flavour of resting involved a {slow} walk the few km along a track through lovely peaceful palmeries to a nearby village. The main reason for doing this as a tourist is all the rocks nearby that were painted blue and red by some French artist guy a few years back… Apparently it’s a very popular attraction but to be honest I prefer my rocks “au naturel”, big blue and red rocks don’t meet my definition of worthwhile art, so I skip the rocks and instead scramble up one of the nearby pink-granite peaks for a look around.

It was a tough climb in my considerably weakened state (sympathy please…!) but well worth it for the opportunity to stretch out on a large boulder, surveying a vast, barren mountain wilderness to the north (I think) and the palmerie, village and more wilderness to the south (my view east and west was blocked by more big piles of pink granite…). The peace and stillness of the desert was astounding, a terrific place just “to be”. No sun as such but being bright, mild and dry  there are far worse places to spend Christmas day! A real effort of willpower was required to drag myself back down to the track and back to Tafraoute – it took a good couple of hours to find the motivation to leave my fantastic viewpoint. Picked up more fruit and fresh bread for a late lunch and some sticky sweet goodies (Christmas and all that) on my way back into town. All in all, quite an acceptable way to spend Christmas morning I think given the circumstances!

 

The rest of the day was just as relaxed… in bed ‘till mid-afternoon feeling absolutely knackered before then spending a good quality few hours with one of the local traders drinking large quantities of tea, talking, and gently haggling over a lovely and very large antique kilim. It was one of those rugs that really appealed to something deep down inside of me. I’ve seen hundreds of carpets and similar rugs but none have appealed. It’s always like this when I’m looking at fabrics – eventually I come across something that, without conscious thought or analysis, strikes a strong chord within me…. When that happens I invariably buy it….. To my mind it’s never a good idea to go looking for stuff, just like love, they say, (though what would I know about that….!!) it can’t be forced. Neither is it a good idea to go shopping in a tourist centre – aside from the inevitably higher prices an item has so much meaning to me if it comes from a small place along the way, purely by chance, and from someone worth remembering. Every time I look at this kilim in future it will remind me of Christmas afternoon drinking tea in a pretty little village called Tafraoute… as opposed to a hassled, high-pressure experienced with hardened traders in, say, Marrakesh. Paid 2000dh in the end (about £125!) for something worth £800-900 in the UK and at least £250 in Marrakesh. Happy with that!

As far as getting it home goes… well, I’m not about to go riding up and down mountains and across deserts with a bloody great carpet rolled up on the back of my bike so instead I’ll meet Said at the post office first thing tomorrow on the bike on my way out of town and entrust it to the Moroccan mail system…

There’s only one ‘public’ internet connection in Tafraoute and that is intermittent at best, but having spent so much time (and money) messing about in his shop Said gave me free rein on his own connected PC. It’s an ADSL connection no less…. But the PC itself can barely keep up, it’s possibly more of an antique than my kilim…..! It’s a great chance to email home though and say Happy Christmas to everyone – I imagine they’ll already be well into the 2nd or 3rd bottle of bubbly!

 

The plan for tomorrow is a short day as I doubt I’ll be at full strength, luckily I can split the journey to Tiznit about halfway – there is a hotel, all on it’s own, on top of the Col du Kerdous about 50km from Tafraoute. It’s rather a posh 4-star joint in a restored palace/kasbah with apparently stunning views. Normal rates are way out of my reach but before leaving Said alone I get him to call the place on his mobile and wangle me a good price (there is no other place to stay between here and Tiznit)… eventually we work out a deal that includes dinner, bed and breakfast for 400dh… instead of the 900dh it would normally cost without dinner! They must be quiet at this time of year!

 

Quiet evening spent drinking expensive-but-welcome gin and tonics back at the hotel bar with the English girls while watching the sunset colours on the mountains… They had a fab time at the gorges and had no hesitation in reminding me what a wonderful place I’d missed! Such is life, I’ll just have to come back one day! Still feeling very dodgy this evening, can’t blame the drinks though – they were obligatory.

 

It’s been a nice Christmas (even with the food poisoning) – just simple enjoyment and relaxation and of course 25th December in Morocco is just “business as usual” – very refreshing to be away from all the materialism and bullshit that seems to go on in the UK at this time of year! Just me, my bike and my carpet… hehehe!

 

 

26 December, Day 12: Tafraoute to Col du Kerdous (54km)

Lovely to get up this morning knowing I only have a short ride today especially as I still feel a little ‘fragile’, I can afford to mess around and have a relaxed time. My 3 nights at the hotel cost 1011Dh… bit more than I planned but it was worth it for the heating and hot water! The guy at the front desk had forgotten to add on my laundry bill (my other bit of Christmas indulgence - clean clothes!) so I didn’t remind him……

Before leaving main priority to was to get my kilim in the mail so legged it down the hill and met Said at the post office at 8:30am…. Eventual cost was 350dh (about £24) which seemed pricey at the time but on reflection, given the thing weighed a bundle of Kg, is pretty cheap…. Just hope it arrives in the UK OK – I imagine it’ll get caught in the UK Customs “radar” and I’ll be stung for a wedge of fees and taxes… {*post trip note: I didn’t in the end, it arrived after just a couple of weeks with no additional fees. Looks fab on my floor!}. With that out of the way Said insisted I join him for tea before leaving town – I couldn’t possibly refuse, he’s such a nice guy so I agree to stop by on my bike as I’m leaving.

 

Leaving the hotel was a bit of hoot – only because I left at the same time as a coach load of {mostly fat} very odd looking Germans on a package tour – high amusement value in their garish clothes, silly sunglasses and wrestling with their overweight wheelie-bags! I often wonder what the locals think of them…. Probably the same they think of me except I’m a silly twit on a bicycle rather than in a bus…

 

I found Said outside his shop, sitting under an orange tree on an old bus seat covered with a rug - very ‘in character’! Reminder to self - must get one of these bus seats for my flat back home – dead comfy and I’m in need of a sofa! Said sends a lad off to fetch tea before turning his attention to my bike – he’s very taken with it and is a bit of a bicycle fan himself – he has a small fleet of well-worn mountain bikes for rent and also deals with local arrangements for Exodus mountain-biking tour groups when they come this way. I give him a bit of free publicity – a photo of him with my bicycle and an Exodus brochure “discreetly” lying on the seat beside him…! The tea was terrific, we chatted a while, set the world to rights and all that until about 10am (I think) I rolled out of town on the road towards Tiznit in some warm sunshine….

 

The first few km were an ideal warm-up for weakened legs, it’s narrow but well surfaced and winds it’s way gently along the flat through lush palmeries and pink villages nestled under the surrounding mountains – which also happen to be pink! I enjoy this bit particularly as I have no time pressures, a bed for this evening is assured and it’s not very far away so I use the opportunity to take a load of photos, look around and generally trundle along effortlessly… until the road inevitably starts to climb that is! The rest of the ride was pretty typical for the mountains – lots of ups, downs, twisty bits and terrific scenery though it’s obvious I’m getting near the ‘end’ of the Anti-Atlas as the landscape is just less ‘epic’ in nature and a little more intimate with more cultivation, villages and traffic… (though still very quiet) For the first time this trip too there are a fair number of big European camper vans (“camper bloody leviathans” might be more appropriate term…) on the road – I guess it’s because it’s now proper holiday season and I’m getting closer to the coast. They are invariably driven by fat retirees (That’s not a slur, just an observation, some of my friends are fat retirees too… hehehehe!) mostly from Spain and Portugal judging by the bumper stickers.

 

Arrived up at the Col du Kerdous around 2pm, it’s not that high really at about 1000m but the situation of the hotel is quite stunning – it’s perched pretty-much on top of the last col of the mountains with a steep drop away to the low foothills and plains beyond. It’s not too surprising that, based on an afternoon’s observation, that loads of passing tour buses stop-off here to allow their assorted collections of passengers a few minutes to look at the view, or as most of ‘em seem to do – wander aimlessly for 30 minutes around looking bored stiff.

The hotel itself is quite something to look at, a restored kasbah complete with turrets and battlements. It’s equally impressive inside too – all dark wood and polished antiques – I feel very guilty staying here, it just doesn’t go with my carefully cultivated image as a rugged adventurer…. Hehehehe! The place is empty when I check-in, and the promise of full board at less than half the normal room-only rate is kept. I don’t think they get too many cyclists coming through here though judging by the looks from the staff as I lug my dusty self and gear up the stairs. Meanwhile my bike gets locked in the storeroom along with all the crates of beer and wine… not a bad place to spend the night!

There’s bugger all to do up here for the rest of the afternoon except scramble up the peak behind the hotel and watch the sun set over the mountains. Treat myself to beer in the bar afterwards simply to be able to enjoy the rather plush surroundings of low Moroccan couches and mountains of cushions. It’s not long before the only other guests appear – another weird French family – why do I keep bumping into strange French out here… where did all the ‘normal’ ones go? Maybe I’m being unfair and just labelling them because they refused to even acknowledge my presence when I said hello…. Surely I can’t smell that bad – I did shower after my bike ride! Ah well, leave ‘em to it!

Dinner was pretty good, just a little ‘heavy’ – I’ll burn it off tomorrow – thank heaven the first few km’s look downhill! Set menu so I didn’t get a say (except for extra bread – which was hot) unfortunately. The soup was something white and anonymous but tasted OK, the main course in contrast was brilliant – a tagine of kefta (meatballs) with egg and tomato – really good for a cold evening though my still-dodgy stomach did protest a little at the abuse! Could have done with some fresh fruit and veg as well to offset the richness…. Only other thing of note before crawling off to bed was a bottle of predictably overpriced water… I knew there was a good reason I don’t make a habit of staying in swanky hotels!

 

27 December, Day 13: Col du Kerdous to Tiznit (58km)

Woke up this morning to the depressing sound of a truck splashing through what sounded suspiciously like rain on a very wet road.... almost scared to look out the window in case it's true... It is true as it happens and just to add to it the visibility is approximately "bugger all" meters.

I'd gone to bed feeling really bad last night, like I was coming down with flu or something but this morning it's come to nothing so must have just been very very tired, something that 10 1/2 hours in bed seems to have sorted out! Shower this morning was amazing too, the water up here is a funny colour but it was hot and powerful. I am enjoying this 'un-budget' lifestyle for a change, I could write a guidebook to the best hotel showers in Morocco!

The place I'm staying is a first-class example of Moroccan 'shabby-chic', it's a 4-star place and beautifully decorated, yet look a little closer and the electrical sockets are falling out of the walls, door locks are wonky, towels are thread-bare and everything is all a little well-worn and wobbly. I like it, makes me feel at home, I'm not normally at ease in nice hotels.

I'm writing at 8am, just before I leave I have to mention breakfast (seeing as breakfast plays such a big role in my life!).... it was fab, piles of hot, crusty bread, cake, yoghurt, cheese, jam, gallons of excellent coffee and hot milk - perfect for a cyclist with a breakfast fixation and almost worth the room price in it's own right (my guidebook will have to be "Best Showers and Breakfasts" I think...).

It still looks wet and very foggy outside so I'm about to seal myself once again into full weather gear for the descent of the mountain and my exit from the Anti-Atlas.... I'll check-in later and let you know how I got on!

 

8pm.... Tiznit! It's been a thoroughly pleasant day on the bike, pretty unspectacular - just 'nice'. I'm ensconced in a terrific little guesthouse just inside the walls of the old medina, Hotel des Touristes. Full of character, the owner  is a friendly, soft spoken guy with excellent English, and in total contrast to my 4*experience this place is only 70dh and has a free hot shower. Excellent!

The ride down here was lovely, just a bit boring for the last 10km or so. It didn't take long to drop out of the cloud hugging the Col du Kerdous, quite a spectacular descent actually with tendrils of cloud winding around the mountainside and the low foothills stretching away below. Things warmed up too lower down, I certainly gave some amusement to a family loading a pickup nearby when I stopped to strip off all the heavy weather gear.... I wondered if they thought I'd be going 'all the way' as I peeled off legwarmers as well....

 

On the descent I stopped to take a quick snapshot of my final view out of the Anti-Atlas.... as soon as I had the camera out a strangely mute youth materialized on the hillside from nowhere, stood in front of my camera without saying a word and gestured he wanted his picture taken... he had one of the least animated faces I've ever encountered and once the shutter had fired just stood staring blankly at me like I was from the moon... though I guess by local standards I'm probably the oddity!

The next few km were spectacular - generally downhill on a new surface through a rugged, red gorge - in the sunshine! Reminded me a bit of southern Utah - red cliffs and twisted, dead trees.... just without the giant SUVs and RVs on the road... donkey traffic only was encountered!

The scene opened out then for the final 30km onto a vast dirt plain fringed by low hills to the North and South and the wall of the Anti-Atlas receding behind me in the East. Lots more tourist traffic down here too - I think this is a popular route from Agadir and now that Christmas is out of the way the European hordes have started to arrive. Arrival on the outskirts of Tiznit after a dull trundle across the plain was typically underwhelming - the traveller is greeted by the predictable collection of breeze-block development, new industry and garbage that seems common to all towns out here... but the heart of the town entered through a gate in the ancient medina wall is nice.

Already knowing where I planned to stay (having read about it) I made a beeline for the guesthouse but still managed to 'collect' an unwanted guide (cheeky bugger) as I rolled across the plaza who tried to blag his way to a commission from the guesthouse owner for 'introducing me'... he failed... miserably!

I was here early, before mid-day, thanks to the generally downhill flavour of the ride this morning so after a quick shower it was off the market for bread, fruit, salad and other good things for lunch before kicking back in the sun with a couple of locals outside a cafe. It's the first warm place this trip - the 25 degs heat feels magic, it's an effort to move (eventually) to go and explore the souks.

 

Tiznit's medina and souk is lovely, very low key on the face of it but it seems a friendly place and the architecture is very colourful, the afternoon is spent wandering, eating oranges and practising my French on the locals. Tourists are notable by their absence though I did spot a German tour group near a section of the city walls at sunset - no doubt to collect the 'postcard photo' before being whisked back to their identikit hotel in Agadir...... At least I think they were German based on the large waistlines and terrible fashion-sense... The only downside I've found is that the locals are very camera-phobic, still, I have to respect that so instead I take pictures of the interesting details and colourful doorways (and the various collections of bicycles in evidence... couldn't help it!).

Cold out this evening which, I guess, is my excuse for sitting in here writing my journal though I have looked into buses to Marrakesh (thinking ahead to the end of the week)... the departures are invariably anti-social and all arrive in Marrakesh around 2am... so sod that, it'll be more marginally more pleasant to ride the long, dull coastal strip to Agadir and get a bus from there... but first I go to Mirleft......

 

28 December, Day 14: Tiznit to Mirleft (55km)

Today was supposed to have been an easy day.... but, as seems to be becoming a theme on this trip, it wasn't... I'm actually writing this on the 29th Dec because last night I was too tired to bother.

 

The day started off in the same form as the last week or so... i.e it was piddling down with rain when I got up and was still doing so as I shuffled across the freezing cold plaza at 8am to a cafe in search of a couple of glasses of hot coffee. Some promising blue patches were showing through though and it had eased to a fairly benign 'English drizzle' (or 'pluie Anglais'...) by the time I rolled out of town half an hour later (they were very small coffees!) on flooded streets - the water doesn't appear to drain well here.

The ride started off OK, a moderate crosswind coming up from the south and quite bright. As got closer to the coast however things turned ominously black ahead and   a stunning rainbow to my left heralded the arrival of a torrential downpour - just had time to get into my raingear (again... it's supposed to be desert down here, it's just not fair!). Honestly for the next two hours the rain was heavier than anything I've ever cycled in as storm after storm swept in off the Atlantic. To add to my misery the wind increased to a fresh force 6 or so and was no a full on head-wind as the road headed south down the cliff-tops towards Mirleft. It's supposed to be a beautiful stretch of coastline but to be honest I don't think I ever managed to see more than a few metres ahead the rain was so heavy.

The riding became devastatingly hard, my legs were already empty from having been sick (it hit me harder than I thought), the headwind was just nasty and the winding, rolling road which would have been lovely with good legs was just plain knackering. I really was on my last legs and feeling quite ill with fatigue when I reached Mirleft, though the sun came out as I arrived. Having moaned about it though it was still a good ride, just thinking about the silliness of it all kept me going... in pouring rain riding down the coast of Africa with the vastness of the Sahara to my left and the equally vast Atlantic to my right. Tried to eat lunch but my stomach just didn't want to know and I ended up spending much of the rest of the afternoon curled up in bed in a lovely little place run by a sparky expat French woman. Quite a surprise to find such a nice joint in a scruffy little village out back 'o' beyond, especially one happy to have my bike living inside, it's currently 'nesting' in a little alcove right by the restaurant kitchen – I’m installed at the Atlas hotel.... all bright colours and rustic style with  a super rooftop terrace (for when it's not raining) and a restaurant downstairs.

 

Dying for a "The English" and some sweet junk (biscuits) I dragged myself downstairs about 4pm only to bump into Tony, the Dutch guy I'd met in Tiznit who spends 4 months every winter in Morocco. Clearly being a university lecturer in Holland means you get lots of time off.....! Nice to have company for tea and for someone to help me feel less guilty about the plate of cookies I munch through. He’s not staying though, just has a rental car for a day to visit a nature reserve up the coast and decided to come and have a look at Mirleft as he knew I was headed this way.

 

A word on Mirleft, the guidebooks I've seen rave about the place but in reality it's just a scruffy little village with  a dirt mainstreet that turns to ankle-deep mud when it rains... it is friendly and it is quiet though so gets my vote. I guess it just didn't rain when the writers visited.....

 

 

29 December, Day 15: Mirleft

Writing at mid-day, it's sunny, warm and I've got a plate of home-cut chips ("french fries" for the benefit of my Canadian friends....) drenched in salt and vinegar with lashings of ketchup in front of me up on the roof of the Atlas. Heaven. The chips are all my stomach could really face today after I got up feeling absolutely exhausted despite a good 13hr sleep! I think the days of cycling with a barely functional stomach from Tafraoute have finally caught up with me! Still, the original 'plan', if there ever was one, was to come down this way for a few days R 'n R on the beach anyway.

The beach here is ace, I wandered down after breakfast. It looks very much like Watergate Bay back home in Cornwall except here the cliffs are red and there are no people. Mine were the first footprints across the pristine sand this morning as I walked through the mist coming off the huge Atlantic breakers. Magic. I didn’t particularly feel the urge to go for a dip though… the breeze coming off the ocean feels cold and as there’s no Gulf Stream influence here I imagine the water will be bollock-tremblingly cold….. it is December after all!

 

6pm - well, after a day of wandering and chilling I have to say that Mirleft is a most excellent little place. Scruffy in a nice, characterful way with friendly folk and a total of 6 super beaches to choose from (though I can't be bothered to look at them all!). There are a couple of 'faux Tuareg' merchants (complete with Adidas trainers and jeans poking from beneath their indigo robes...) in the mainstreet selling various trinkets from rugs laid on the ground. It's all very low key though and quite fun to go talk to them. I did in the end feel a bit guilty refusing all their trade and buy an indigo-dyed turban if only for it's fabulous colouring though it does look quite funky on me! The price rapidly came down from his initial 150dh to 40dh.......

This would be a great place to come and escape from work for a week of relaxation, maybe do some surfing or walking. It's only a few hours by Grand Taxi from Agadir and the airport. The only downside to that would be having to share an aeroplane with a bunch of package holiday folk from home in their overpowering perfume/aftershave and clanking gold chains - not as bad as flying to Malaga (for Bendidorm) though.

It's a shame my gut is having a rebellion, the food here at the Atlas looks and smells amazing... maybe tomorrow I'll be able to cope so for me tonight it's back to the bananas, bread and crackers... and chocolate!

So, that was the sum total of my day.... quite an achievement for me to slow down to a pedestrian pace of life and I must say I enjoyed every second of it. Just as well the sun came out....!

 

 

30 December, Day 16: Mirleft

Sunshine again and not a cloud in the sky, it was definitely a good move coming down here for a few days. Can tell it's mid-winter though, the breeze coming in off the ocean has a distinct edge to it.

 

By mid-day I've done absolutely bugger all, perfect. My stomach is still far from perfect though I can live with that - it still seems to be able to cope with the excellent coffee from downstairs and I'm planning another pile of chips for lunch. Funny how you end up craving food from your childhood/home when you have a dodgy tummy. Couldn't face a great oily tagine right now! I would give my left arm (my right is my red-wine drinking wine so keeping that) for slabs of hot buttered toast with Marmite... wonder if it's possible to get Marmite in Marrakesh.... can get most other things it seems (snake testicles, grasshoppers eyeballs etc....).

 

There's an intermittent ADSL internet connection in town so I've been able to catch up with some emails to the folk back home... except my folk aren't home, they buggered off to Spain for a few days right after Christmas - not a bad move, it's easier to get alcohol over there than it is here - I wouldn't mind a nip of Spanish Brandy in the evenings!

 

A couple of English girls turned up here last night, it's been nice to have some company up on the terrace. They travelled down from Spain by rail, entering through Tangier and then overnight trains down through the Imperial Cities to Marrakesh before catching the bus down here. They're in total awe of me though (hehehehe) as if it takes a super-man to ride through Morocco by bicycle.... It doesn't really but I may as well enjoy it, I get little respect as a cyclist back home so......!

 

Still weak this evening, I guess my stomach just can't absorb enough calories to keep me going. Ho hum. There's worse places to be off-colour.... like England in January!

Benedict, the french owner of the Atlas has been terrific, aside from just being really nice she only charged me 300dh for the 3 nights B&B, meals and lots of tea... felt a bit sorry for me I think....!

 

 

31 December, Day 17: Marrakesh

New Year's Eve and this evening I'm back in Marrakesh... not a bad place to finish the year and start a new one! It's been a bit of a shock getting used to being back in the 'tourist-hardened' city after being out in the friendly little villages in the mountains, though as usual a smile and the effort of wrapping my tongue around a little Arabic goes a long way to warming things up. More of that later though, back to the beginning....

 

Crawling out of bed this morning in Mirleft was hard, especially at 6am after a sleepless night. Cornflakes (I found a packet collecting dust in a dark recess of one of the shops!) and yoghurt with fruit for breakfast helped a bit and by 7am, after tripping over the night staff sleeping in the restaurant, I was pedalling my way in the pre-dawn gloom (and cold) to find a Grands Taxi to Tiznit. Luck on my side this morning - one was waiting with 5 people already aboard so after stuffing my bike unceremoniously in the boot of the old Mercedes (well, half the bike anyway - it was a saloon) I was on my way to Tiznit. It didn't take long to find another taxi for the 100km trip from there to Agadir, bike again dangling half-out of the boot with a few rags for padding. Having made the journey by car I'm quite happy not to have cycled it - it was a chronically dull piece of highway and the approach to Agadir looked no fun at all on a bicycle. Can't tell if my bike collected any scrapes from the journey, it's too filthy to be able to tell!

 

With typical Moroccan logic the Grands Taxi station is situated miles from the bus station so there was nothing for it but to hop on my bike and do the sensible thing when lost... ask a policeman (and another policeman, a businessman in the street and a road sweeper...) to find my way to the bus station... which after 6km of dodging traffic turned out not to look like a bus station at all - it's just a regular street with a few offices that buses pull up in front of. CTM run the best buses in Morocco apparently so it's a CTM ticket I buy, the next departure being 11am which gave time for a bad coffee in a tacky 'American cafe' (whatever that is meant to be... perhaps it's the loud TV showing MTV and overdone Coca-cola promotion) followed by a miniscule but tasty ice-cream from the shop next door.

The bus was great - totally in the 21st century, fast, spotless and on time... it would put National Express back home to shame. I tipped the guy at the baggage check-in a decent amount just to make sure my bike would be looked after...! It must have taken a hammering on the rough roads to Marrakesh but doesn't appear to show any signs of it this evening which is nice. When we arrived it was quite funny to see it standing upright on it's wheels in the cavernous baggage compartment surrounded by stereotypical wheeled samsonite-esque cases!

 

The High Atlas peaks I cycled through a couple of weeks ago looked fantastic from the bus, all the bad weather had given them a fresh coating of snow which was now gleaming in the bright sunshine. Luck was on my side I guess - if I'd left Marrakesh just a day or two later I would never have made it through.

 

Arrival in Marrakesh was the usual experience of bus travel in the developing world... i.e the bus didn't go to the bus station but instead stopped outside the company office miles away. Bit of a drag, my hotel is right by the bus station - I thought I'd planned well there...! No worries though, I have my own set of wheels and know my way around Marrakesh reasonably well so set off for the few km in crazy traffic to find my hotel. Twenty minutes later I arrived in my dirty, dusty gear only to be refused entry by the doorman because he thought I couldn't possibly be staying there judging by the state of me and the fact that I was obviously very poor because I had to travel on a bicycle.... (they'll never 'get it' here!). Problem is soon resolved though as the desk staff at reception recognise me and give me a hearty greeting and handshake - excellent! Journey over, I made it! The hotel is such a contrast to the start of my trip - it's crawling with loud, brash western tourists here for New Year - apparently every room in the city will be taken tonight. It's my fault for leaving arrangements for this trip to the last minute, next time I'll plan ahead a little and book myself into a nice little Riad inside the medina. It is handy having the supermarket downstairs though.....

 

7.30pm, scrubbed and shaved I wander into the heart of the medina for dinner at one of the stalls on the Djemaa el Fna... the place is absolutely buzzing - the locals celebrate New Year too so the atmosphere is electric. All the little food stalls are decked out with decorations and everybody is grinning. The nice thing is... they don't seem to need alcohol to be able to enjoy it. I did have second thoughts about whether I should have stayed in Mirleft for tonight - they were planning a good party tonight with an entire sheep slaughtered for the spit, but on the other hand I'm still pretty tired, the atmosphere in the city is great and by 10pm I'm sad to admit that I'm crawling into bed absolutely exhausted. At least I'll start 2006 refreshed from a decent night sleep with just a few days exploring and relaxing in the  madhouse of Marrakesh to look forward to.

 

Just a little footnote, I have a lovely room here by the way - 5th floor so well up and away from any party noise going on down below and I have my own terrace with table and chairs - facing south for the sun though unlikely I'll much time out there - the air is still cold, even    

at the height of the afternoon and the chairs have a bit of coating of city grime...!

 

Good Night and Bon Anee!

 

 

01 January, Day 18: Marrakesh

First day of a new year, it has to be better than the last one - 2005 was bloody awful for various reasons, my worst ever I think. I'm off to a good start though for 2006. It's 7pm as I write this and I'm whacked from a most excellent day wandering the souks with my camera (again... I'll never get bored in there) and taking some out to actually visit some sights  - the Saadien Tombs and Palace al Badia (look it up if you're interested, I’m too lazy to write about it here!). They were very pleasant, not so much for the history (though I'm not so ignorant as not to appreciate it) but for the architecture.... and the shelter from the cold morning wind, the sunshine was lovely out of the breeze. Think I must have been a cat in a previous life given my penchant for curling up in warm places. It was freezing earlier though as I started my day with a couple of coffees in a cafe on the Djemaa el Fna.

In reality the Palace al Badia is pretty much just a big old crumbling ruin but it very peaceful and the storcks nesting on the walls, bills clacking away, are an interesting sight.

 

This evening I discovered a stall on the square (it's too fiddly to keep writing 'Djemaa el Fna'...!) selling cups of a very spicy cinnamon tea (Hunja) from a polished brass urn. Very warming, it's taken with a sort of moist and crumbly spice-cake - bit like ginger cake back home but more dense and with more of a 'kick'. Really tasty, I shall be back here every evening I think - the vendor is a friendly chap, it seems that most of the tourists out and about are not keen to try the stuff so instead I get to prop myself against his cart with the locals. I know a few basic words of Arabic but get caught out big time when an old guy in his djellaba, drinking his spice tea hears me ask for a top-up in Arabic.... all of a sudden his face is transformed with a big grin and he reels off a whole succession of questions in fast and unintelligible Arabic.... I really struggle & have to resort to silly grins and gestures - but no matter, seems just those few words have broken the ice that seems to 'coat' the locals where interaction with visitors is concerned and even the tea vendor is grinning with me. Good fun.

 

With the sun sinking behind the Koutubia Mosque it was time to choose a cart to eat at, the food in the square is pretty good, well excellent actually given it’s so cheap and the atmosphere and selection is unbeatable. Tonight it was brochettes at one cart followed by spiced lentils and fresh bread from another rounded off with delicious fried squid and salad from yet another. Chased that lot down with a couple of charcoal-grilled corn on the cob from another cart near Bab Doukkala on my way back to the hotel.

 

This evening I have mixed feelings about these solo trips.... I'm very tired and never feel good when that's the case though I do wonder if the 'loneliness of the long distance bike traveller' (sounds romantic...) is a good thing that I want much more of.... it's a shame I have no friends willing or able to escape on these adventures with me. On the other hand when travelling alone I invariably meet loads of locals and other travellers to share time with. Being here in the city though is different - a big city can be a lonely place whereas in a tiny village you're never alone. No doubt a decent night sleep will sort me out mentally!

 

 

02 January, Day 19: Marrakesh

Just another day of wandering with my camera, it's a terrific place for street photography. I'm a bit disappointed though at the crazy prices being asked in the souks, it takes some serious effort to haggle things down to something sensible - the tourist influence I suppose. I wanted a couple of simple white metal "Hand of Fatima" motifs for an idea at home but when the vendor opens with a price of 250dh you know there's little point in continuing. One thing that does work I find is to engage the sellers in conversation, tell him about my bike trip and get some sympathy for being so poor that I'm forced to cycle everywhere. They can't imagine anyone would cycle for pleasure so it's quite a successful tactic and I eventually manage to pick up the bits and pieces I want for decent prices. There are some lovely fabrics for sale so I'll be heading home with lots of colourful stuff to drape 'somewhere'... to with the boxes of fabrics from around the world I already have. Going to need lots of 'draping space' in my new house...

 

Other than that it was a very low key, relaxing day, visited the Hunja stall again come sunset, an interesting dinner in the square and just generally relaxing. Sent a few emails home and dragged myself along to the Musee du Marrakesh for a bit of culture.... the exhibits (art) were crap but the building housing it was quite stunning - a beautifully restored old riad.  I also visited the Garden Marjorelle this afternoon - it's privately owned (nice to have the spare $$$$!) and was well worth it - a real enclave in the city and the bright blue painted villa at the centre houses a fabulous private collection of Moroccan art and artifacts. Enjoyed it, it was relief to find I still do appreciate such things - I was starting to worry I was turning into an unappreciative cynic (with regard to my views on the Musee du Marrakesh in particular...)!

 

There are a couple of things I won't miss about Morocco when I leave.... vegetables cooked to a pulp and the awfully dull continental breakfasts. How the French can spend a lifetime starting each day with white bread, cheese and jam is beyond me.... I crave fruit, porridge, branflakes and lashings of fresh milk all washed down with a pint-mug of tea!

 

 

03 January, Day 20: Marrakesh

Last day of this trip.... time to reflect. It didn't all go as planned (but there was no real plan anyway) with the weather and getting sick. I've had to spend more time back in Marrakesh than the ideal too - but there's worse places to rest up for a few days, and the sun is shining here!

 

Today was almost a carbon copy of yesterday (i.e. exploring different parts of the city and eating & drinking in the sun), except I visited the Palace El Badia this morning (after coffee of course...). This really was worth it - a stunning building belonging to a former Vizier to the Sultan. The only thing missing was some furniture and people to bring it life, as it is the building is pretty much just a shell - albeit a beautiful one!

 

The impact of tourism on the people here is unfortunate. So many of the visitors are downright rude so it's understandable why many of the vendors in the souk are so surly. One guy selling a beautiful silk scarf I wanted simply refused to haggle... miserable sod. Next place though was better - as always I took my time and dragged out the usual trivial conversation and eventually walked out with the bits and pieces I wanted at less than half the price the German couple in there at the same time paid. Got a free smile and shake of the hand with my goodies too - far more pleasant.

 

Just one thing left to do - I've got various bits and pieces from tour to get rid of so I have room for the stuff I’ve bought so this evening it was back off down the souks with my old gloves, some spare tubes, a tatty seatpack and other bits and pieces... it didn't take long to trade all of it for some interesting late Christmas presents for the guys back home!

This evening I've packed my bike up, dug out some clean(er) clothes for the journey home and booked a cab to the airport for 6am...... so that's it I s'pose.....

 

 

04 January, Day 21: Marrakesh/England

Marrakesh airport.... gawd, what a dump! You'd think given the volume of tourist traffic that comes through that they might consider spending a bit of money on it and at the very least invest in a half-decent cafe to replace the grotty little coffee counter....... Exactly the same as my last visit 8 years ago.

 

Getting here was painless... the taxi was bang on time and no argument over the price either (100dh, even with a bike). Didn't even have to take the wheels off the bike to get it in the Fiat Uno, just slid it in over the tops of the seats. I'd been warned that the check-in staff in Marrakesh are really hot on excess baggage charges.... I had no hope in expecting my bike + gear to fall inside my 23kg allowance, and sure enough the guy on the desk wanted to weigh everything... The panniers came to 16kg leaving 7kg spare for a heavy steel touring bike.... hmmm, don't think so - my race bike weighs only slightly less than that. Luckily it needed a steadying hand to balance it on the scales so the guy failed to notice my foot discretely placed under the rear wheel... all of a sudden my bike went on a diet and weighed 6kg... hehehe. Just as well for me I guess that he wasn't interested in bikes otherwise he might have realized something wasn't quite right! A 6kg touring bike really would be something.... !

 

With all that out of the way there's nothing left to do but reflect on my trip.... It was brilliant really, yes it all went a bit pear-shaped but I have the perfect excuse to come back and cycle the Draa Valley another time. Also on the list is a trip around the north, perhaps flying into Malaga and catching the boat to Tangier to explore the Rif Atlas. The people are great given the opportunity to be friendly and even the dogs are manageable with a few strategically lobbed rocks!

 

Back to reality…..