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document.write(haloscanJavascript);
}
function getCommentsCode(entryUUID) {
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document.write(commentsCode);
}
function getAdsenseCode() {
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document.write(adsenseCode);
}
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var entryUUID;
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entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
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}
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document.write('');
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var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
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categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
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}
document.write('');
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