CulturePulp 011: The Looniness of the Long Distance Runner
Endnotes and Digressions:
1.
You can learn more about this protracted bout of knee-joint pile-driving at the
relay’s official Web site, www.HoodtoCoast.com
.2.
The single biggest change I noticed from the late-’80s Hood to Coasts was
how high-tech everything had gotten — cel phones, synthetic fabrics and
shoes had all gotten
monumentally
more sophisticated in the intervening decade and change. For Pete’s sake,
this year we kept track of our team splits using a custom Palm Pilot app
(downloaded from www.h2cclipboard.com
).3.
Not that anyone asked, but: My relay team, the
“Portland Roasting Crab Men,”
finished the race in 602nd place overall (out
of 1,044 total teams) — with a total time of 28:06:54 and an average
per-mile pace of 8:34. Had I not been on the team, this last number would have
been vastly lower. You can read the complete 2004 HtoC results here.4.
For info on how I trained for the event, visit
this site. I didn't stick to the schedule nearly
enough, but I used a heart-rate monitor to keep my pulse around 150 on the long,
slow jogs I
did
manage to complete -- and it made a world of difference in allowing me to ease
my thick frame back into the world of relay racing. Here's a pretty decent primer on the wonders of
heart-rate training; surprisingly, it seems that running slower can, in many
ways, help the beginning runner gain strength faster than he would by running
too
quickly.5.
Here's a hard link to the Alexa delos Reyes cancer fund
referenced in today's comic.And
finally: You can download a high-rez PDF
of CulturePulp 011 right here:
CulturePulp011.pdf
Posted: Fri - September 17, 2004 at 09:19 AM
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