A Day With Dave

Some of you may have heard that Dave is presently unemployed. What does he do all day, you ask? Here's a taste of one of his highly-productive days.

8:15AM: Dave wakes up for some reason

9:45AM: Dave gets out of bed

10:00AM: Dave first checks his email

11:20AM: Dave makes breakfast

11:35AM: Dave eats his breakfast

11:45AM: Dave begins watching Simpsons

12:10PM: Dave reads Entertainment Weekly

12:30PM: Dave goes back to Simpsons DVDs

1:50PM: Dave prepares leftover pizza

2:10PM: Dave finishes pizza w/ Simpsons

2:53PM: Dave does some cleaning

4:20PM: Dave takes a shower

4:45PM: Dave makes the bed

5:20PM: Dave waits for Corine to return