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Thanksgiving Declaration of Devotion for Bunny slaves
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Hey, EveryBunny!
It's time to give thanks, so I've drawn up this official PB
document which, when filled out in demeaning detail, will
give meaning to the lives of your indentured servants. So
leave it in the bottom of your litterbox tonight (adorned
with a sumptuous arrangement of smeared cecal pellets), get
your human companion caregiver to fill it out, and give
him/her a Happy Thanksgiving!
Charcoal, Jr. Tough Bun
- - - rip - - - tear - - - chew - - - shred - - - snarf - - -
DECLARATION OF DEVOTION
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I, _____________________, in eternal gratitude for being
(name of lowly slave)
allowed to serve my Lordly Lagomorph,
_______________________,
(name of Supreme Bunny)
by _____________________________________________, do hereby
(list services rendered in perpetual bondage)
kneel down in humble worship and give thanks for:
______________________________________________________________
(describe dastardly deeds perpetrated upon lowly slave)
______________________________________________________________
(or humiliation suffered at furry feets of said Majestic Morf)
______________________________________________________________
(or rewards given to slave for adoration of Lapine Lord)
______________________________________________________________
(or embarrassment to slave caused by Idolized Exalted Furball)
and promise to provide my Furry Object of Adoration all the
comforts to which he/she so rightfully deserves on this
Thanksgiving, Thursday, the 27th day of November, 1997.
Signed:
________________________________
(signature of victimized vassal)
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