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TEETH TIME TV SHOW: Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats and Prosecutor Marcia Chark help Fuzzbut PapayaBoy Schmid get out of jail
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Date: Mon, 12 Jan 1998 01:08:01 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: Re: SPECIAL REPORT 2:FUZZBUTT PAPAYABOY SCHMID ARRESTED.
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
>> PapayaBoy claims that he will post his bail, set in the amount of
>> 50,000 carrots in order to fulfill his obligations to Teeth Time.
>
> UPDATE
>
> Sinbad Scheel, Hostess of Teeth Time, has posted the 50,000 carrots
> bail for Fuzzbutt Schmidt.
>
> "I am doing this for rabbitarian reasons" she claimed. "I want
> Fuzzbutt to get straightened out, it's not just about ratings".
>
> Sources close to Ms. Sinbad suspect she posted the bail in order
> to end this ordeal and the media attention it's caused so that
> the reporters do not discover Sinbad's own secret additction to
> Yougurt Drops.
EDISON, NJ (Pet Bunny Wire Service) - Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats was seen
accepting bail for Fuzzbut Schmidt [MUNCH, MUNCH] while Prosecutor Marcia
Chark, following judges orders, accompanied the defendent to the "Teeth
Time" Show. Sources close the defendent told this reporter that Prosecutor
Marcia Chark and Fuzzbut Schmidt hopped off at the Cecaltroph Cafe on the
way to the show. Patrons of the bar noticed Prosecutor Marcia Chark licking
suspicious orange stains off of the defendent's paws...
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