TOUGH BUN CONTEST - Trixie's Entry - Super Jr. ToughBun.
CATEGORY SCORE
1. Chewing/Shredding:
  • sofas and furniture
    "Since then, I have also secretly shredded the edge of the bed skirt when the slave was not looking."
    [I hear miniskirts are coming back into fashion these days.]
  • 4
  • slaves' clothing/accessories (purses, shoelaces)
    "I also got into my slaves laundry basket and made short work of one of her shirts..."
    [New fashion: The Colors of Bun-etton]
  • 3
  • books
    "As for the roommate, she made the mistake of leaving her psychobiology book on the floor - where I decided to have a taste of it..."
    [Sigmund tastes worse than he looks.]
  • 2
  • roommate's sandwich
    "But even better... the roommate was making a turkey sandwich on the coffee table on day and she went over to the fridge *to get me a treat* and when she got back, she found me sitting in the middle of her sandwich, chomping away at the edges of the bread!"
    [Burrrp, great turkey - the roommate, that is.]
  • 3
    2. Peeing/Spraying:
  • spraying slave
    "I released a scalding stream of vile orange pee, causing the slave to put me down and staining her T-shirt. This stupid slave did not give up so easily, and proceeded to try to hold me on at least four other occasions before she realized that every time she picked me up, she would be squirted with pee! (Drank extra water for each occasion too :)"
    [A camel can hold it, but a bun can hose it! 2 BONUS POINTS for preparedness.]
  • 2+3=5
    5. Stealth:
  • melting slave's heart with soft, sweet doe eyes
    "she was mad, but not for long!(batting eyelashes at slave....tooo cute!)"
    [Awwwwwwwwww... sucka!]
  • 2
    7. Creative Open Category:
  • (for deeds too diabolical and dastardly to list)
    Project "Electrocute slave or Start a fire"
    ["Woman Electrocuted by Bunny's Teeth" - now that's a headline! HAR-HAR]
  • 15
    3. Pooping (outside litterbox):
  • marking territory
    "Another one of my favorite things that I do to annoy my slave is to leave poops and pee on the bean bag chair."
    [Them's mighty funny tasting beans, dear. HAR-HAR-HAR.]
  • 1
  • pyramid in guest's lap
    "Some of her friends won't even sit in it anymore!"
    [Goobers or raisinettes? HAR-HAR]
  • 3
  • moist, squishy poops between slaves' fingers
    "Just recently, I've mastered the finer art of shaping my cecals so that they look like regular poops...surprize to the slave when she picks it up with her fingers thinking "oh Trixie left a stray poop" and EWWWW! "squish! ha! I win again!
    [Ooh, a stealth poop, with a soft, chewy center!]
  • 2
    TOTAL POINTS (to date): 40
    CURRENT STANDINGS
    Place BAD Bunny Points (BBQ*)
    1 Luna 66
    2 Valentine 43
    3 Flashie 40
    3 Bundaar 40
    3 Trixie 40
    4 Rex McCarpet 37
    5 Pickles 34
    6 Marti 31
    7 Voodoo 22
    8 Bommel and Hoppel 21
    9 Fiver 18
    10 Bun-Bun 10
    11 Oliver 9
    12 Shredder 6
    Senior Tough Bun category
    1 Bunnicula 18
    ? Crapper (get the lead out) ?

    *BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient

    - Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
     

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