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TOUGH BUN CONTEST SHOWDOWN - Brainwashing Slaves
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On Mon, 6 May 1996 19:53 Dana Krempels
wrote:
> Hey, Crap...you think we're amateurs here? I get up on the bed
> at night and whisper into my slaves' ear: "niiiice soffffft
> sheeeeeeets.....puuuure cottton......on sale now at Linens 'n
> Thingssss...... you must obeeeyyyyyyy....."
Prosecutor Marcia Chark & Judge L'Ash Eat-Oats rule on Maggie in
the TOUGH BUN SHOWDOWN:
CATEGORY
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SCORE
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5. Stealth
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brainwashing slaves with subliminal messages while sleeping
[Nice touch, Maggie, do you also wave a banana under
her nose some nights?]
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5
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TOTAL POINTS:
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5
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PREVIOUS POINTS:
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44
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TOTAL POINTS (to date):
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49
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CURRENT STANDINGS
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Place
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BAD Bunny
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Points (BBQ*)
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1
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Bunnicula & Crapper
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51
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2
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Dana's Thundering Herd
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49
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*BBQ = Bad Bunny Quotient
- Judges Charcoal & Ash (a.k.a. Prosecutor Marcia Chark & L'Ash Eat-Oats)
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