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Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 15:19:33 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: SO hosed again!
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
I knew it was cleaning day last Saturday, so I decided to hose down the
bathmats with pee. Ahhh... HAR-HAR.
Mom asked the dumb SO "Sweetie, can you shake the hay on those mats outside
over the balcony so I can put them in the washer?" Dad was not very excited
by the request but he complied "GRRR, sure my *darling*, sure, GRRR..."
I decided to watch the action from my favorite lounge chair -- front rowww
seat!
The SO picked up the mat, took it outside and snapped it like a flag in a
100 mph wind. Suddenly, I saw a cloud of yellow mist and I heard a scream
of disgust coming from the balcony. ARGHHHHHHHHHH! Mom asked Dad, "What's
happening, what's happening, are you okay?"
I did not want to miss any minute of the action so I followed Mom onto the
balcony outside. HOP-HOP-HOP-HOP.
The SO turned towards Mom -- all his face, hair and glasses were spattered
with golden droplets of my pee! (Eau du L'apin cologne, now available in a
spray bottle.) Mom looked at the poor SO, then looked at me and started
laughing at the poor SO "BU-WA-HA-HA-HA-HA". No mercy.
The SO grumbled and went inside, taking the mat with him to the washer,
disgusted, and stumbling along the way because he couldn't see very well
and growling GRRRRRR... What a loozer!
Thine acrid lemonade of disdain: 5 cents, please. You want fries with
that? HAR-HAR.
SCOREBOARD
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Bunnies : 5,999,999
Loozer SO: -3,987,987
Charky
Jr. Tough Bun
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