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Charky's 10 Reasons to Keep the Bunnies and Dump the SO
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Date: Tue, 10 Mar 1998 04:57:34 -0500
From: Cristina Forbes
Subject: 10 Reasons to Keep the Bunnies and Dump the SO
To: Multiple recipients of list PETBUNNY <PETBUNNY@LSV.UKY.EDU>
To Auntie Jessi, with love, from Charcoal, Jr. Tough Bun.
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10 Reasons to Keep the Bunnies and Dump the SO
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(10) *Our* whiskers tickle you; the SO's rake your face.
(9) We bunnies shed fur; SOs make you shed tears.
(8) We bunnies are clean and hop in our litterboxes; SOs
leave the toilet seat up.
(7) We bunnies perform tricks for you that will make you
laugh; SOs trick you and make you cry.
(6) We leave you little presents everyday around the house;
SOs leave you dirty socks everyday around the house.
(5) We treat our slav.. er caretaker as a goddess; SOs treat
you as a wife.
(4) We groom you and give you bunny baths; SOs make you clean
the bathtub.
(3) Basil breath smells divine; beer and Dorito breath reeks.
(2) We are cute little furballs; SOs have, well, let's leave
it at that.
and the #1 reason to keep the bunnies and dump your SO is:
(1) We bunnies eat our own cecals; SOs make you eat theirs!
The Chark [HAR-HAR-HAR]
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