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SHREDDER'S RESCUE DAY PARTY
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Hi, Grey-Hare (Dusty) and Red-Whiskers (Max)!
Black-Ear (Charcoal) and White-Tail (Ash) here,
Avast ye, scurvy bun-caneers! Can we sail aboard the SS CecalPellet
to Shredder's party? Aye Aye, hard to lee, boys! Let's hop in, Ashy!
Plunder and loot! Get the cilantro and mint below decks! Force the
wicked varmits to walk the plank!
Captain "Red Whiskers" Max, is this good ship rockin' or
have I had too many papaya coladas from the keg? Har, my
red-and-white polkadot bandana has been caught on the main
halyard -- I've become airborne on the mast! There, in the
distance, I see something... Land Ho! Ahoy, Shredder!!! More
loot! Mint and sage await us swashbunning heroes! MUNCH MUNCH.
Aye, this is one hell of a party Dusty er, "Grey-Hare"...
Thanks for inviting us, Shredder! Some 18-carrot doubloons for
thee.
"Fifteen poops on a dead slave's chest,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of papaya tablets."
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