Characters

Name/alias: Jack Full: Jackass Redwinters Firstly, Jack's not exactly your average... whatever, she's a scary, talented punk rocker and devoted gamer and anime fan. Cynical, vivatious and crass, she's every skinny punk boy's dream and every mother's nightmare. She's also exceptionally good at both avoiding the rent collector and toroturing stupid ex-boyfriends. The "straightman" of the duo, Jack's the brains behind the operation. Status: single Goals: Professional gamer? fav. phrase : Name/alias: Lydia Full: Chlamydia Valentine A bit looney, dapper and obsessive, Lydia focuses only on her goals in life: becoming a successful pimp, trying to "borrow" the neighbor's gas-guzzling classic lincoln or saving up for a mail-order bride, or writing letters asking for advice from her sensei Snoop Dogg, Lydia's not really.......  all there. Status: still attatched to her highschool girlfriend, Maria. Goals: Pimping for a living, being a bonafied gangsta? fav. phrase: "I've got hoes in different area codes!"