| | "Are those stars in your eyes or cataracts?" | |
| | | "Nope. Not ticklish there, Billy...but you go right ahead and keep trying!" | |
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| | "Com'on you guys, I really do know how to dress myself, ya know..." | |
| | | "...but it looks like Daddy could use a little help." | |
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| | Mel MacSmiley & Her Proud Parents | |
| | | Pat & Melanie-- Chez les In-Laws | |
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| | "Hey! Who are you calling SHORT!!??" | |
| | | Scott: Lord of the Wedding Rings | |
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| Bridesmaid & Usher:
Valerie and Joey | |
| | Bridesmaid & Usher:
Suzanne and Paul | |
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| My Matron of Honor:
Patricia the Humorous | |
| | Here Comes the Bride
(Yeah, I know it's a cliché. Got a better idea?) | |
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| | "Anticipation, Antici-pay-ay-tion is making me wait, keepin' me waiting..." | |
| | Exchanging the Wedding Shackles...
... er... I mean... um ... Rings
;O) | |
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| The First Kiss
(And if you believe dat one, I gotta bridge in Brooklyn ta sell ya for cheap!) | |
| | "Brothers and Sisters, I present to you
Mr. and Mrs. ... " | |
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| | | "Billy, don't be so fresh..until later!! Everyone's still WATCHING us!" | |
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| Meet the In-Laws:
Sophie and Bill | |
| | Mom & Dad MacSmiley:
John and Barbara | |
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| | | The Official Limo Picture | |
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| | | "Daddy, can I step on your toes like I did when I was little?" "Ha! I got news for you, kiddo. You're still little." | |
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| | | We Miss You, Grandma (and Mom , too!) | |
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| | "The Bride Cuts the Cake, The Groom Cuts the Cake... wait..or is it the other way around?" | |
| | | "Open wide for the choo-choo train!" | |
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| Bill & Nick, the Best
Best Man | |
| | | A Beautiful Afternoon at Argyle Lake Park, Babylon Village, Long Island, NY | |
|
| | "What's so funny?" "This limo belongs to someone else's wedding!" "Ya think?" | |
| | | 'They're not sayin' it, but I know they're thinkin' how short I am. AARRGH!' | |
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| | Scott: "Can you believe these dorks? Get me OUTTA here!!" | |
| | "Altogether now: This land is your land, This land is my land..."
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| | "One way, or another, I'm gonna getcha, getcha, getcha, One way..." | |
| | | "He says smile? OK, let's sing, 'Tonight, tonight, won't be just any night..." | |
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| | "You hungry? I'm starvin'. Let's go find someplace on our own and nibble ..." | |
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