Bumper-To-Bumper
(a road poem)
WWJD-What Would Jesus Do?
Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy
How Would Jesus Drive?
I Bet Jesus Would Have Used His Turn Signals
The Christian Right Is Neither
I'm For Separation Of Church And Hate
Keep Your Rosaries Off My Ovaries
Ordain Women Or Stop Dressing Like Them
Militant Agnostic
Jesus Is A Liberal
Guns Don't Kill People, They Just Make It Real Easy
It's As Bad As You Think And They Are Out To Get You
Pro Child/Pro Choice
Pro-Life/Pro-Death Penalty
Just Say NO To Sex With Pro-Lifers
Doing My Part To Piss Off The Religious Right
Christian Not Close-Minded
Enlighten Up
Question Reality
Question Authority (But Not Your Mother)
That Was Zen, This Is Tao
My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
Don't Believe Everything You Think
I Don't Know And You Don't Either
Wherever You Go, There You Are
Where Have All The Hippies Gone?
All Soil Is Sacred
Vegetarians Do IT With Relish (But Wear A Condiment)
Live Dangerously; Drink Tap Water
Rednecks For Greens
Better A Bleeding Heart Than None At All
Do You Suffer From An Irony Deficiency?
Smokers Suck, Then They Cough, Later They Die
Keep Your Butt In The Car
God is My Co-Pilot
Dog is My Co-Pilot
The More People I Know, The More I Like My Dog
Stay In The Moment—Damn, It's Gone
Not All Who Wander Are Lost
Go Lemmings GO
BREATHE