OK, it's official



The top Google hits for this site are:

1. bra-size calculators (view at your own risk; I'd hate for mutual embarrassment to end a nice e-relationship)
2. cold cures and garlic-related queries
3. searches on the Denzel Washington/Katie Couric interview (biggest draw this week)
4. cheap haircuts
5. the New Pantagruel / Jack Heller

Now if only I could figure out how to put content-specific ads on those most-googled pages ... this site might start to pay for itself! Oh well. In the meantime, use the B&N link at the right if you feel like sending love my way. :D

Update
My favorite search of the day: someone who sought to learn "how to self-deprecate." Well, if one reader's assessment that my tone is often "deadpan" is right, you've come to the right place!

posted @ 12:30 PM on Thu - August 26, 2004 remark! Email |  as quoted:
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