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It all started back in November of 2002 when one of Hells most popular morons started a weekly internet show. Broadcasting from the basement of hells sewage plant, "Midnight Theater" would pollute the internet for just over a year and 63 episodes. The shows creator and host Johnny Shocker had a vision one day while taking a healthy shit about doing the impossible! He wanted to create the worst internet show ever made. Armed with that vision and a dream Johnny got the go ahead from the Devil himself and put together a crew of really untalented hell inmates which included killers, rapist, whores, junkies, scumbags, dickheads, thieves and perverts. Johnny recruited his best friend JIMMY to be his partner in crime on the set. "You can see JIMMY hanging around during the show sometimes putting himself together for personal appearances." As midnight approached on November 17, 2002 the debut of Midnight Theater had to be delayed a week because Johnny needed emergency dental work as his gums began bleeding profusely. As the following week closed in producers became worried that Johnny would'nt be ready to go on the air for the already delayed debut, but after popping some vicodin and washing them down with a bottle of gin, Johnny was ready to rock n roll and the show premiered as scheduled. Broadcast throughout hell and worldwide over the internet the show was a miserable failure, but Johnny still wasn't satisfied and wanted the show to be even worse. Finally after the fourth episode aired and the ratings numbers came in something remarkable happened, Not one person was watching. Success at last! After 10 more really bad shows the ecstatic program director promoted Johnny and built him a new studio a level up into Hells tool shed. From there the show really took a dive! Joining the cast were hells head cook Jeff The Chef, Movie critic Jane Fondle, and Breaking News anchor Long Chaney. Other notable members joining the team were "George The Spider" and Long Chaney's assistant "Andy The Asinine Assistant". It was also during this period that Johnny's maid refused his advances on her so he fired her and put her into a wood chipper and hired a new maid. This time he made sure she was a slutty French Maid with huge cans and could strip. 
The show was running smoothly when suddenly tragedy struck and Johnny had to make an executive decision and put to rest a very close friend. It was soon after this life altering change when Johnny was promoted again and the studio was moved to the highest level of hell just underneath "the city of sin" Las Vegas. The show had a whole new format and look to it. Johnny hired his old friend from their pre-death life together in the porn industry Stormy Redman to climb aboard as the shows music composer. Another change took place when Johnny fired Breaking News anchor Long Chaney for continuing to interupt his show and replaced him with Larry Swing. A festive day indeed was when Johnny taped his 50th episode, The cast and crew threw him a surprise party complete with a naked woman cake, lots and lots of alcohol and some nasty syphilis filled whores! Only good things to come right?...But it was not meant to be. Johnny once again had to make a tough decision and this time he fired JIMMY his good friend and partner for knocking up the maid who bared his evil bastard child "DAMO" who continued to be a thorn in Johnny's side until the very end. Johnny now filled with a semi jealous rage bent JIMMY over and gave him a swift kick in the ass telling him to get lost. Now without JIMMY the show then took a turn for the worse and the ratings were on the rise. So Johnny already having creative differences with producers decided to go back to his roots, So he packed up and moved the show back to the basement of hells sewage plant and hired Martha Place to replace JIMMY as his sidekick. After that one episode the ratings were the highest yet to date! Johnny panicked and considered the show a failure and needed sometime to gather his thoughts and sort through the future of the show, So he and Martha packed their belongings and roadtripped accross hell to Devils Island and in turn the show ceased to exist. Will Johnny ever come back? We can only hope Super Creeps. 
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