Nose: Dude, settle down.
We've got to stick together here, man. I need you, you need me. There's money in
it for both of us.
Face:
Nose:
Dude, answer me.
Face:
Nose: What are you doing with that
knife?
Face:
Nose:
You're kidding, right? We've been together a long time, you and me. We go back.
What the hell is this all about?
Face:
It's the war.
Nose: The
what?
The war?!
Face: The
war.
Nose: It's about
the
war? Which war? We've been through it all
together, WWII, Korea, Vietnam...
Face:
And your stance on gays.
Nose: My
stance on... What?!? Wait, what are you doing? You're going to do what with that
knife?
Face:
Nose:
You're really going to cut me off? Cut me off your own face, and spite
yourself?
Face: That's right.
If I was going to commit any kind of money in
recognition of war, then it should be toward peace, given what our war is in
Iraq right now.
Nose: If you were going
to... What? You're not
even
making sense. Are you listening to yourself? What you're saying? You're off your
meds, aren't you? You are.
Face: Well.
That last bit isn't actually mine. I heard it from Ross Mirkarimi
.
"Sign on, young man, and sail with me. The stature of our homeland is no more than the measure of ourselves. Our job is to keep her free. Our will is to keep the torch of freedom burning for all. To this solemn purpose we call on the young, the brave, the strong, and the free. Heed my call, Come to the sea. Come Sail with me." - John Paul Jones
"Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature" --George Bernard Shaw, "Ceasar and Cleopatra"
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."--Friederich Nietzsche
