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Sat - August 27, 2005

Part 1 in an occasional, light-hearted series wherein your humble scribe updates a song from the 60's, 70's or 80's for the 21^st century and in light of his personal circumstances. Sung to the tune of the Beatles' "Norwegian Wood ."
	I once had to go, or should I say, I had to pee. First thing in the morning, this isn’t good, sportin’ some wood. I tried to delay but the pressure was building you see, So I pushed down on it but it knocked my feet out from under me. I sat on the floor, biding my time, scratching my head. We thought, just the two of us, inspired I went back to bed. She said “It’s too early, sleep now” and she started to laugh. I told her, “OK, fine then!” and crawled myself back to the bath. Room. And when I was done, I was alone, that wood had gone. So I wrote a post, isn’t it good, sportin’ some wood.

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