At one point
Malkovich goes through the portal into his own brain. At which point of course,
everything falls apart. Because up until that point, it all made a sort of
twisted sense. If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. If you
haven't, lord child - where've you been? You go and see it. Go and see it right
now!
But! This of course begs the
question of what might happen if a blog went through a portal of John
Malkovich's mind. Duddn't it?
Don't know why I find that
funny. Just do. Color me "whimsical." And
hat tip to Cry Freedom for the
link.
And being that he's clearly a
Mac guy, (the .mac server stowage gives it away, doncha know) I thought it would
be worth pointing out as Whatsakyer does that another piece of the
puzzle falls into place: Abu Musb Al-Zarkawi, international terrorist and
scourge of civilization, prefers Windows to Macs.
Oh, yes. It's all becoming clearer
to me know, the Bill Gates tyranny. Who
knew
it went so
deep?
And clicking through takes you
to this relentlessly upbeat and optimistic photo of the proposed service
uniforms for
Sailors:
Oh,
yeah, baby. Optional skirts.
I can't
wait.
Speaking of optional skirts, I'm
not sure that I mentioned that site meter shows me that one of my posts found its way on to a link by a
site that apparently offers Russian women for marriage,
or something.
I'm not sure that I
should
have mentioned this, but anyway.
How
weird is
that?
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is busted so you have to go there right
away! You
have
to!
He was funny, then he went away,
but now he's back . And he's funnier than ever and he
has Juan
Cole (piece be upon him) in an actual exchange of
emails and OMG it's funny.
You think
I'm emoting. But I'm not.
For
real.
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"Sign on, young man, and sail with me. The stature of our homeland is no more than the measure of ourselves. Our job is to keep her free. Our will is to keep the torch of freedom burning for all. To this solemn purpose we call on the young, the brave, the strong, and the free. Heed my call, Come to the sea. Come Sail with me." - John Paul Jones
"Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature" --George Bernard Shaw, "Ceasar and Cleopatra"
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."--Friederich Nietzsche
