var entryUUIDsList = new Array("E64707678","E809740038","E2054176729","E149350887","E1451516727","E1184077165","E298054306","E1277676536","E1031313245","E658874103","E1666046657","E153527475","E1646022221","E1599416257","E1882321979","E773473192","E962055861","E1374039134","E1753299990","E553337664","E1626065022");
function getNextEntryLink(entryUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 0; i < entryUUIDsList.length -1; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == entryUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i+1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Next ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getPreviousEntryLink(entryUUID) {
var i;
var entryUUID;
var categoryUUID;
for(i = 1; i < entryUUIDsList.length; i++) {
if(entryUUIDsList[i] == entryUUID) {
entryUUID = entryUUIDsList[i-1];
categoryUUID = getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID);
document.write(' Previous ');
return;
}
}
document.write('');
}
function getCategoryUUIDForEntry(entryUUID) {
var entryCategoryUUIDPairs = new Array("E64707678","C1156448781","E809740038","C1546442143","E2054176729","C1546442143","E149350887","C2092192842","E1451516727","C339767387","E1184077165","C346497955","E298054306","C1156448781","E1277676536","C1156448781","E1031313245","C2092192842","E658874103","C1780152769","E1666046657","C1780152769","E153527475","C346497955","E1646022221","C346497955","E1599416257","C2092192842","E1882321979","C771762643","E773473192","C2092192842","E962055861","C2092192842","E1374039134","C346497955","E1753299990","C2092192842","E553337664","C346497955","E1626065022","C346497955");
for(var i = 0; i < entryCategoryUUIDPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i] == entryUUID) {
return(entryCategoryUUIDPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogName() {
var blogName = 'The Clog - A Carlton Blog';
document.write(blogName);
}
function getCategoryName(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1156448781","Surfin\' the Web","C346497955","Paging Dr. Freud","C1780152769","Dear Diary...","C771762643","Stop! Apple time.","C339767387","Stupid TV, be more funny!","C196697659","unfiled","C1546442143","Relationshipy Stuff","C2092192842","A day in the life...");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length -1; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getCalendarHead() {
var calendarHead = 'June 2006';
document.write(calendarHead);
}
function getBlogCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getCategoryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getEntryCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getArchiveCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getYearCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getDayCalendarRows() {
var calendarRows = '| | | | | 1 | 2 | 3 |
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
| | | | | | | |
';
document.write(calendarRows);
}
function getBlogEntriesCount() {
var blogEntriesCount = '21';
document.write(blogEntriesCount);
}
function getCategoryStatistics() {
var categoryStatistics = 'A day in the life...: 6
Dear Diary...: 2
Paging Dr. Freud: 6
Relationshipy Stuff: 2
Stop! Apple time.: 1
Stupid TV, be more funny!: 1
Surfin\' the Web: 3
';
document.write(categoryStatistics);
}
function getCategoryEntriesCount(categoryUUID) {
var categoryPairs = new Array("C1156448781","3","C346497955","6","C1780152769","2","C771762643","1","C339767387","1","C196697659","0","C1546442143","2","C2092192842","6");
for(var i = 0; i < categoryPairs.length; i++) {
if(categoryPairs[i] == categoryUUID) {
document.write(categoryPairs[i+1]);
}
}
}
function getBlogCategories() {
var categories = ' A day in the life...
Dear Diary...
Paging Dr. Freud
Relationshipy Stuff
Stop! Apple time.
Stupid TV, be more funny!
Surfin\' the Web
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getBlogHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' A day in the life... Dear Diary... Paging Dr. Freud Relationshipy Stuff Stop! Apple time. Stupid TV, be more funny! Surfin\' the Web ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getCategoryCategories() {
var categories = ' A day in the life...
Dear Diary...
Paging Dr. Freud
Relationshipy Stuff
Stop! Apple time.
Stupid TV, be more funny!
Surfin\' the Web
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getCategoryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' A day in the life... Dear Diary... Paging Dr. Freud Relationshipy Stuff Stop! Apple time. Stupid TV, be more funny! Surfin\' the Web ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getEntryCategories() {
var categories = ' A day in the life...
Dear Diary...
Paging Dr. Freud
Relationshipy Stuff
Stop! Apple time.
Stupid TV, be more funny!
Surfin\' the Web
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getEntryHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = ' A day in the life... Dear Diary... Paging Dr. Freud Relationshipy Stuff Stop! Apple time. Stupid TV, be more funny! Surfin\' the Web ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getArchiveCategories() {
var categories = 'A day in the life...
Dear Diary...
Paging Dr. Freud
Relationshipy Stuff
Stop! Apple time.
Stupid TV, be more funny!
Surfin\' the Web
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getArchiveHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'A day in the life... Dear Diary... Paging Dr. Freud Relationshipy Stuff Stop! Apple time. Stupid TV, be more funny! Surfin\' the Web ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getYearCategories() {
var categories = 'A day in the life...
Dear Diary...
Paging Dr. Freud
Relationshipy Stuff
Stop! Apple time.
Stupid TV, be more funny!
Surfin\' the Web
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getYearHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'A day in the life... Dear Diary... Paging Dr. Freud Relationshipy Stuff Stop! Apple time. Stupid TV, be more funny! Surfin\' the Web ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getDayCategories() {
var categories = 'A day in the life...
Dear Diary...
Paging Dr. Freud
Relationshipy Stuff
Stop! Apple time.
Stupid TV, be more funny!
Surfin\' the Web
';
document.write(categories);
}
function getDayHorizontalCategories() {
var horizontalCategories = 'A day in the life... Dear Diary... Paging Dr. Freud Relationshipy Stuff Stop! Apple time. Stupid TV, be more funny! Surfin\' the Web ';
document.write(horizontalCategories);
}
function getUsername() {
var username = 'Carlton Doerner';
document.write(username);
}
function getFeedbackLink(entryTitle) {
var encodedEmail = 'knarley@mac.com';
if(encodedEmail.length > 0) {
document.write(" Feedback ");
} else {
document.write("");
}
}