Mon - May 3, 2004

Identity Crisis


What do people say to you when you are introduced and give them your name? For me, about a third of the time it's "Just like the guy from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, is that where you got your name?"....."UMMMMM NOOOOOO!"

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Sat - March 27, 2004

Sign of the Apocalypse? 2


It's been raining for more than a day I would guess. I'm currently under siege by minions of evil. They are every where!

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Fri - March 26, 2004

Sign of the apocalypse?


In my bathroom there is an impression on the wall that looks like an image of something. It's been there ever since a shelf was taken down. It's been painted over but you can still see the remnants of it if you look closely.

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Mon - September 22, 2003

When a pimple isn't just a pimple.


I had a nice juicy pimple growing on my shoulder today. By this evening it was ready for blast off. But it was a little too thrilling popping that haven of pus. Is there some deeper subconscious meaning behind the joy of popping that bacteria bomb?

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Thu - September 18, 2003

Am I wiping right?


I recently saw a character on TV wiping his bum differently than I had ever done in my life. This perplexed me and got me to wondering if I was doing it right. This led to other questions about how normal I am as well.

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Wed - September 17, 2003

Am I a girl?


Do my TV viewing habits mean that deep down inside I'm really a girl instead of a man?

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