Weebles Wobble... A Deep Thought by Cord Smith A short blurb written by Cord Smith in 1990 in Mr. Dawe's Algebra II class in high school instead of paying attention. It was done in the style of Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts. Weebles Wobble But They Dont Fall Down... ...But sometimes they really fake you out because they wobble really close to the floor and I normally get scared and try to catch them but by the time I get there they are already coming back up and then I feel stupid because I know I should have known better because everyone knows that Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.