Typical day for the chronically ill...



I was complaining to my rheumatologist a few weeks ago about how having to sleep for 10 hours a day completely wiped out all my free time. He was nodding at me, but I could tell by the expression on his face that he thought I was exaggerating. Afterward, I started wondering what it could be that keeps me busier than a healthy person. Then I wrote down every picky little thing I have to do on an average day that takes me longer than most people, and I got my answer.

Here's what I came up with:

1. Turn off alarm, and then sleep one more hour because it's impossible to get out of bed.

2. Spend 30 minutes trying to work muscle cramps out of legs and feet.

3. Morning meds for thyroid, allergies, reflux, etc. Anti-oxidants and supplements for pain and joint health.

4. Disassemble humidifier and set out filter to dry.

5. Spend 45 minutes doing therapeutic stretches.

6. Phone calls for prescription refills, doc appointments, etc.

7. Saline sinus rinse.

8. Shower, taking a few extra minutes to let warm water relax painful muscles.

9. Apply lotion from head to toe to prevent dry skin cracking, peeling and itching.

10. Steroid sinus spray for allergies.

11. Afternoon meds: anti-inflammatories, immunosuppressants, pills to aid digestion. Also cal/mag, vitamin C, etc.

12. Cook and eat a nutritious meal made from scratch since restricted diet prohibits most processed foods.

13. Use WaterPik in addition to brushing, flossing and special mouthwash for dental problems due to illness.

14. Pack enough food for entire work shift because restricted diet precludes fast food or anything from a machine. Fill up half gallon jug for drinking water.

15. Stop at mall to buy supplements while they're on sale. Allow all the impatient people to pass. Ignore their dirty looks should their progress be impeded.

16. Leave for work; arrive home 9.5 hours later.

17. One hour on computer visiting Fibrohugs,com and checking and replying to e-mail.

18. Night meds including sleep aid, more sinus spray and multi-vitamin.

19. Various moisturizers to cut down on overnight itching. Special products for lips, eyes and mouth to prevent overnight dryness.

20. Re-assemble humidifier and run on "sleep" setting.

21. Get up 2-4 times during the night to pee.

Is it any wonder I'm worn out?

Rave of the Day: An oldie but a goodie....

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Posted: Wed - January 14, 2004 at 12:49 AM      


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