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[041001]
Contemplating if I should I be giving into the thong-showing-out-the-back-of-your-jeans look?

[040920]
I've got a message for pretentious watiers in high end restaurants: You are serving FOOD. Yes, that's right, sustenance, roughage, edible goods. You aren't curing cancer, working towards world peace, or even opening for Madonna. Get over yourselves...as most of us just want to enjoy a good meal, a drink or two, and the company of our fellow diners. I'm not interested in hearing about the chef that was frequently dropped as an infant, which influenced his life by inspiring him to search for the love he never received as a child from our delighted clientele.

[040817]
You've got to throw down those Cheese Puffs, hurl the remote into your neighbor's yard and get sprinting towards an indie show or the world is going to end with the blabbering of boy bands.

[040816]
As I look back on my life and realize that my friends and I have struggled to find the perfect somebody, I have come to conclusion that being single is not as fun when you realize that you have to deal with losers, jerks and such, and routines.

Don't get me wrong, "your type," the one that sleeps around and forgets your name the minute he hears it, is the least of my concerns. There's a bunch of wackos out there - all kinds of weird. When you're in your 20s, you think, the fuck with them...and now you realize that you are better off with somebody who loves you, takes care of you, tell you how beautiful your are. When you're in that person's arms, you don't care about anybody around you. That's life; you grow up and reevaluate things.

You're getting older and your values system changes, you think - shit, I've done that before, I've been around, and now you're freaking out because you've never been with a girl on a real date, and she said "go home" when you tried to come up to her place. You have to know to act, what to do - you opted for the simplest thing ever: finding a partner to have sex with, no strings attached.

I'm still young and attractive, but I'm not 22 and I know that...With you guys, it's differe; you're a hot item in your late 30s, but even at that age, when a girl finds out that you've never had a normal relationship or been even close to marriage - it's a red flag right there. The closer you are to the 40s mark, the less chances you have to be considered eligible...and let's face it, we're not talking about you having millions in your band account are we?

And so what do you have to offer other than your sexual experiences??

You can still be a "piece of ass" to some 20-year-old, but can you make somebody love you? It's the greatest gift to be loved and love somebody. It's funny, but you can spot people in love, they have this glow to them, people are drawn to them...it's ridiculous...

Ciao :)

[040409]
And now...there's audio and photos! What more could you want from life? Ok, fine. A salomi sandwich would be nice, too. Ok, ok, AND a pickle.

[040405]
Greetings! The brand spankin' new London Jack website is up, and mostly running. It's missing lots of stuff, but have fun just looking around. Be sure to check out the journals page for adventures in airports with shoelaces!