now, for the real deal.
だれも読みたくないはよ、ばか。
It has come to my attention
that i never update my livejournal and no one knows what the hell i'm doing.
Having reviewed that matter in full, there seems to be no avoiding the fact that
yes, indeed i am guilty of no uploads other than quizzes since September. Thus,
i give you the story of my life here at Bryn Mawr College, or at least the
highlights, thus
far.
So, after a long
night of staying up to hang out with my then newly acquired
(but still as wonderful
as ever) boyfriend, the as of yet
naive
and
unjaded
young heroine schlepped all her god damned luggage up to
Radnor
316, and thus the ridiculous
adventures of first semester at college
began.
Well, to be
perfectly honest it wasn't all that dramatic. Don't roll you're eyes at me,
you're the ones who came here to read this shit. there's a clear warning up
there for the educated who can read it. At any rate all was going reasonably
well until my room mate arrived, and there the games begun. I'm not going to
give you all the dirty details because it would take too long but let's just say
i tried to like her and be okay with living with her for about thirty seconds
and it just didn't work out.
You see,
Simone
likes the
marijuana.
Its not like that's not okay with me but well, she likes it
a
lot. in fact, during Camp
Custom's Week, she smoked about 5 times a day, in the room, no joke. Let's just
say after a while, I got sick of the looming cloud of
pot
smoke, and even more tired of her
prissy little
attitude.
Thats alright i guess, because eventually Miss
Simone
kind of booted me out of the room while my back was turned. As in one day I
slept in
Emi's
room because her boyfriend was there, and the next her
crap
was all over my bed. Not that i cared about that. No, the day i started actively
disliking little miss
JAPNY
was the day the following situation took
place:
Reicho)
*innocently pulls her cute little vacuum cleaner out of the
closet*
Simone McPot) I
didn't know we had
that...
t3h p4nd4) yup. been
here this whole time. Emily wanted to borrow
it.
Philly McRollsalot) Oh.
Someone should vacuum in
here.
echemmm...
someone?
SOMEONE
should vacuum in
here?!
when you live
in a double, there are only 2 someones. I'm sorry, Simone, you spoiled fucking
brat (and this coming from me), but for the record
{
int
roommate != int MOTHERFUCKING
MAIDSERVICE
}
and
that about ends
that.
So luckily my
darling
Emi
saved me, and let me live with
her in the sweet little spot by the window, left when Alix fled. And so there i
resided for more than a month, and relatively
happily,
except for that i got no work done and never slept. luckily the dreaded
MIGRAINE
decided to show itself at a time when nothing worked better to get me the hell
out of
radnor
than a hot little doctors note, even at the price of a nightmare trip to the
hospital and some reeeeally bad headaches.
And so then I finally
poked and prodded my way into
Erdman,
the modern scottish castle,
as it were. And now I'm all moved
in and i live here like a little hermit in my sweet ass single. So don't let
anyone tell you you can't beat the system, you just have to seize opportunities
when they arise, and shit.
In
other news, steve is the best boyfriend ever.
そして、ここで終わりましょうね〜 日本語で書くのはちょう楽しいですわ!
Posted: Tue - November 11, 2003 at 05:35 PM