who am i
or rather
what am i

that is the question
a bee
or not
a b

i am karl c hsu
i was a student at johns hopkins university
now i'm a software engineer [woo. hoo. [look mom! punctuattion [but not a spell check]]] at apple
i'm not Karl Y Hsu
but ill bet i caught you looking

lets ramble you and i about my life
actually let me ramble incoherently
me myself and i

you dont get to converse unless you have telepathy
alleft lets begin

hahahahahahahahah
sorry
i got a bit carried away there
there is nothing in the world that i hate more than being carried away
youd think i could have the decency to let myself walk away under my own power

oops

there i go again

i doubt you will find much in the way of interesting and funky graphics
in this site i mean
i have a home page but its kinda strange and unique
and always under construction
you may wander through these roads as you wish
like true roads they do not lead to the same destinations
they are indeed a maze
they have been grown in the garden of my mind
relax and explore a bit

let us resume with my resume
returned with a a bad segue
after all
thats my way

i like bad poetry and worse lyrics
i love my girlfriend jar

i love her very much

more than i know how to tell her
more than i know how to act
more than i can bear sometimes

i have my home and my friends
i have the ameoba

however its spelled

i have the world at my oyster
errr
i think ill clam up now

did i mention that i like punishment

but this is my homepage
this is my home
this is where all the thoughts
and dreams
and hopes
of almost a decade are stored

i am karl hsu
i am silly
and serious
hyperactive
but always tired
i love life
and enjoy being depressed
i am tempermental
and i dont enjoy that at all
i am a contradiction in movement
and the shapes that live under my skin
are mine and mine only to behold
catch them if you can