We here at the Hotline (or PFH as we like to call it) have heard your
psychic distress all the way from earth
(you didn't really think that we were human did you? Silly
goldfish...)
Peace! We come in gallons! I mean as friends!
(Duh - why else would we name ourselves the Psychic Friends Hotline?).
Wait, no don't...
Sorry about that.
I promised her that she could get out every now and then, and wouldn't you
know it;
as soon as I let her out, she sits down and starts designing a
webpage.