Faith, Friend!

         We here at the Hotline (or PFH as we like to call it) have heard your psychic distress all the way from earth
         (you didn't really think that we were human did you? Silly goldfish...)

         Peace! We come in gallons! I mean as friends!
         (Duh - why else would we name ourselves the Psychic Friends Hotline?). Wait, no don't...

         Sorry about that.
         I promised her that she could get out every now and then, and wouldn't you know it;
         as soon as I let her out, she sits down and starts designing a webpage.

Bleah.