i bid thee welcome to my mind.
come in, come in!
sit a while and let us talk of inconsequential things as the silence creeps around us,
like old friends grown soft over the years...
(or between the ears...)

yes!
you see; here i have managed to switch computers,
and can now write the word i without any stupid quotes around it!
ha ha! fools!
now i too can aspire to the great heights of literary stupidity!
i too can pretend to be writing freeform prose!
         (look ma - no punctuation!)
of course, that's incorrect. it always is.
i have punctuation
         (unlike some other people).
what I lack is a consistent caps lock.

hehehehhheheheheheheheeeeheheheheheheehheeheheheheheheheheheheee.

[for best results, read the above line out loud

i also lack ending parenthesis and little boxy things,
you know these: .
of course,
if i were actually missing them, you wouldn't be able to see it would you?

p.s. beat the habit! punch a nun!
p.p.s. sorry. i meant:
p.s. beat the habit! play solitaire with someone else!
p.p.p.s. stop grumbling about your mutter and father
p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p.p... sorry. got carried away. s.

s.s.s.s.p. format hell! hahahahahahahahahahahaha!