ugggh. hmmmm. ugggh. rumble, rumble, sony, grrrrr.

(it looks better if you shake the paper around)

         anyway, this is just the first in a serious of letters that will not accomplish anything constructive except to take up time, and to "keep in touch" (where? is this the "touch" that at&t always refers to in it's commercials? i wonder, if it is, and i'm using a letter, do i still have to "reach out", or can i simply keep my arm bent while writing the letter?).