Humor
For All This, I Give You
26/07/07 04:45 Permalink
The seventh
Harry Potter book just isn't for kids. J.K. Rowling
actually gets phallic humor into it.
I will never look at Hermione the same way again.
I will never look at Hermione the same way again.
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The Kevin Blues...
26/07/07 04:29 Permalink
This only
makes sense if you have had more than a five minute
conversation with me in which you were actually
listening. That ain't many people.
Just imagine that I have back-up singers. I do.
The K-Kevi-Kev Blues
I ain't got no money! I ain't got no house! And my pretty kitty can't get out an' catch no mouse!
Goin' back to the city, that don' run me away! Tryin' ta find me a flop, but it don' matter anyway!
'cause I got the blues, (Oh YEAH!) I got the blues (oh YEAH!)
An' the Tao ain't tellin' me what to do. (Oh YEAH! Oh NO! NoNo! SNAZ-ZY! SNAZ-ZY!)
I got the no money havin', kitty ain't mousin',
city slicker hustlin', it don't matter blues
(Oh YEAH! Oh NO! SNAZ-ZAY!)
My uncle was a bluesman, I loved him very much. I hope that I he is not rolling over in his grave.
Just imagine that I have back-up singers. I do.
The K-Kevi-Kev Blues
I ain't got no money! I ain't got no house! And my pretty kitty can't get out an' catch no mouse!
Goin' back to the city, that don' run me away! Tryin' ta find me a flop, but it don' matter anyway!
'cause I got the blues, (Oh YEAH!) I got the blues (oh YEAH!)
An' the Tao ain't tellin' me what to do. (Oh YEAH! Oh NO! NoNo! SNAZ-ZY! SNAZ-ZY!)
I got the no money havin', kitty ain't mousin',
city slicker hustlin', it don't matter blues
(Oh YEAH! Oh NO! SNAZ-ZAY!)
My uncle was a bluesman, I loved him very much. I hope that I he is not rolling over in his grave.