Foggy
Bubble Machine Guarantee of NEARLY-NO Warranty...
or promise of refund, exchange and/or replacement unless
outlined below.
There is no guaranteed or predictable operational
performance standard or lifetime expectancy stated or
implied for these Foggy Bubble Machines.
Buyers choose to purchase these machines knowing there is
no warranty of performance or implied life
expectancy for these machines*.
*The builder will test each unit before shipping at
multiple times during the build and prior to shipping.
A couple of mine have lived for years and are still
fogging well. A couple have died after a few hours.
They will all wear out, break down or stop working
for some reason eventually. There is no way to predict
the performance or lifetime of individual
machines.
Your machine might stop working after a very short time**
and if it does stop working for any reason you will not
receive a replacement or reimbursement of any
kind. The
Builder will accept no responsibility and/or make
recompense for anything that happens with, to or because of
the machine you have purchased. The Builder will have
no compunction or obligation to "make you whole" in any way
if you are disappointed with the machine you chose to
purchase.
**Especially if you drop it, your kid drops it while you
are not looking, you leave it on by mistake, use non-Zero
fog fluid with it, forget to dry your hands of soap
solution before handling the machine or any number of modes
of ill-treatment.
I guarantee it will be working just fine when it leaves me.
I'll even replace it if it arrives broken as long as
you...
Test every machine as soon as it arrives and notify me
immediately if a machine has broken in transit. If
upon initial inspection you discover a machine is broken
you MUST Email immediately to inform me of the breakage =
same day:
Bubbleguy@Ymail.com.
You will then carefully repack and return the machine
(along with all accessories) to: Keith Johnson, 45 Ann Mary
Brown Drive, Warwick, Rhode Island 02888 USA
Note: Your first, last and only opportunity to have your
"broken in transit" machine replaced (no refunds) is to
execute the directions found in the paragraph immediately
above this one.
Delivery confirmation is included with every shipment so
I'll know when you've received it.
Make sure there's fluid in it before you turn it
on.
Don't leave it on by accident, the heating element
may over heat if you're not running fluid through it at
some point during every minute or two that it's on.
There is a small but very real chance you might receive one
of the 2%+/- of machines that will just stop working for no
particular reason & at any point. If it
doesn't arrive broken, expect no recompense.
I do not, will not, can not guarantee you will not be
disappointed by the lifetime or functionality of your
machine.
Do not buy one or more of these machines if the risk is too
great for you personally or monetarily. If the risk
is too great, pass the opportunity for purchase on to the
next bubbler waiting in line. Every machine is sold
with the same 100% performance & satisfaction
non-guarantee.
I make these because it's kind of fun to ship a few out to
see what others will do with them. That and I spent a
lot of money in R&D to get to this sturdy & useful
design so it's nice to get some of that back.
Thanks. You've been Warned.
Keith Johnson
07/2009
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