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function getPrimarySidebarItemsForEntryPage(blogBaseURL) {
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function getSecondarySidebarItemsForEntryPage(blogBaseURL) {
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function getPrimarySidebarItemsForArchivePage(blogBaseURL) {
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function getSecondarySidebarItemsForArchivePage(blogBaseURL) {
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function getPrimarySidebarItemsForMonthPage(blogBaseURL) {
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}

function getSecondarySidebarItemsForMonthPage(blogBaseURL) {
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	sidebarItems = sidebarItems.replace(/<\$BlogBaseURL\$>/g,  blogBaseURL);
    document.write(sidebarItems);
}

function getPrimarySidebarItemsForDayPage(blogBaseURL) {
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	sidebarItems = sidebarItems.replace(/<\$BlogBaseURL\$>/g,  blogBaseURL);
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}

function getSecondarySidebarItemsForDayPage(blogBaseURL) {
	var sidebarItems = '';
	sidebarItems = sidebarItems.replace(/<\$BlogBaseURL\$>/g,  blogBaseURL);
    document.write(sidebarItems);
}

function getStatistics() {
    var categoryStatistics = 'Blogtionary: 99 <br />Bodily Functions: 8 <br /> Cultural Phenomena: 14 <br /> Euphemisms: 6 <br /> Health and Fitness: 8 <br /> Other People: 13 <br /> Other Things: 7 <br /> Philosophy: 7 <br /> Psychology: 12 <br /> Religion: 4 <br /> Science and Nature: 8 <br /> Sex: 7 <br /> Technobabble: 5 <br /> ';
    document.write(categoryStatistics);
}

function getCopyright() {
	var copyright = '© 1995–2007 Keith Wilson';
	document.write(copyright);
}

function getVersion() {
	var version = '2.0 RC3';
	document.write(version);
}

function getAuthorName() {
    var authorName = '';
    document.write(authorName);
}

function pathByDeletingLastComponent(path) {
	// Break path into an array of path components
	var pathComponents = path.split("/");
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	pathComponents.pop();
	// Rebuild and return the path
	return pathComponents.join("/");
}

function getTechnoratiCosmos(entryLink) {
	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://technorati.com/search/" + pathByDeletingLastComponent(location.href) + "/" + entryLink + "?sub=postcosm\">See who's linked to this entry</a>");
	} else {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://technorati.com/search/" + location.href + "?sub=postcosm\">See who's linked to this entry</a>");
	}
}

function getTechnoratiWatchlist(entryLink) {
	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://technorati.com/members/create.html?url=" + pathByDeletingLastComponent(location.href) + "/" + entryLink + "\">Track conversations about this post</a>");
	} else {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://technorati.com/members/create.html?url=" + location.href + "\">Track conversations about this post</a>");
	}
}

function getDeliciousURL(entryLink, entryTitle, blogBaseURL) {
	var encodedEntryTitle = escape(entryTitle);
	
	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://del.icio.us/post?url=" + pathByDeletingLastComponent(location.href) + "/" + entryLink + "&title=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/delicious.png\" title=\"del.icio.us\" alt=\"del.icio.us\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
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		document.write("<a href=\"http://del.icio.us/post?url=" + location.href + "&title=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/delicious.png\" title=\"del.icio.us\" alt=\"del.icio.us\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
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}

function getDiggURL(entryLink, entryTitle, blogBaseURL) {
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	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&url=" + pathByDeletingLastComponent(location.href) + "/" + entryLink + "&title=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/digg.png\" title=\"digg\" alt=\"digg\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
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		document.write("<a href=\"http://digg.com/submit?phase=2&url=" + location.href + "&title=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/digg.png\" title=\"digg\" alt=\"digg\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
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}

function getFurlURL(entryLink, entryTitle, blogBaseURL) {
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	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
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		document.write("<a href=\"http://www.furl.net/storeIt.jsp?u=" + location.href + "&t=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/furl.png\" title=\"furl\" alt=\"furl\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
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}

function getRedditURL(entryLink, entryTitle, blogBaseURL) {
	var encodedEntryTitle = escape(entryTitle);
	
	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://reddit.com/submit?url=" + pathByDeletingLastComponent(location.href) + "/" + entryLink + "&title=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/reddit.png\" title=\"reddit\" alt=\"reddit\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
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		document.write("<a href=\"http://reddit.com/submit?url=" + location.href + "&title=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/reddit.png\" title=\"reddit\" alt=\"reddit\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
	}
}

function getYahooMyWebURL(entryLink, entryTitle, blogBaseURL) {
	var encodedEntryTitle = escape(entryTitle);
	
	if(entryLink.length > 0) {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://myweb2.search.yahoo.com/myresults/bookmarklet?u=" + pathByDeletingLastComponent(location.href) + "/" + entryLink + "&t=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/yahoomyweb.png\" title=\"YahooMyWeb\" alt=\"YahooMyWeb\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
	} else {
		document.write("<a href=\"http://myweb2.search.yahoo.com/myresults/bookmarklet?u=" + location.href + "&t=" + encodedEntryTitle + "\" target=\"_blank\"><img src=\"" + blogBaseURL + "Shared/yahoomyweb.png\" title=\"YahooMyWeb\" alt=\"YahooMyWeb\" border=\"0\"/></a>");
	}
}