Wednesday - May 18, 2005
Wednesday - May 18, 2005
Telephone rage (n.)
Feelings that range from moderate frustration to
intense anger and hatred aroused as a result of using an automated touch-tone
telephone customer support system.
Tuesday - May 17, 2005
Cult of stupid, the (n.)
The cult of stupid is the organisation to which
people who are by nature reasonably intelligent, but have nonetheless
deliberately decide not to be, belong.
Saturday - May 07, 2005
Normality delusion (n.)
The mistaken belief that there is any such thing
as ‘normal’, that there are such entities as ‘normal
people’, and that, all other things being equal, ‘normality’
will be somehow be resumed any day now, to which the answer is invariably:
forget it, it's never going to happen.
Saturday - May 07, 2005
Unpastime (n.)
Something that everyone does but that nobody
actually admits to doing, or at least not in public anyway.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Spong (n.)
The portion of underwear that is clearly visible
towards the rear of a woman who is wearing a thong and low-cut trousers in an
effort to deliberately draw attention to this part of her
anatomy.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Spand (n.)
The waistband of a pair of boxer shorts that is
clearly and intentionally visible above the trouser line.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Biquaddecaphilia (n.)
A strange and persistent obsession with the
number 42, often contracted as a result of reading, listening to or watching
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the
Galaxy, written by the now sadly
deceased Douglas
Adams.
Sunday - May 01, 2005
Jambling (participle v.)
The dubious practice of investing one's entire
winnings from a previous bet on an even more unlikely prospect in the mistaken
belief that one is on a winning streak and therefore can't possibly
lose.
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Cubiclation (n.)
The insane urge to lob pieces of wet paper towel
over the doors of the cubicles in a public lavatory.
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Kormaphobia (n.)
The fear that, despite quite enjoying such dishes
in the privacy of one's own home, one will be teased, excluded from polite
society and generally thought of as being a wuss if one orders any dish that is
classed as ‘mild’ in an Indian or other far-Eastern
restaurant.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Monday - April 25, 2005
Uglify (v.)
To take something that could otherwise have been
beautiful, pleasant or generally pleasing to the eye and render it hideously
unattractive.
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