Unpastime (n.)
Something that everyone does but that nobody
actually admits to doing, or at least not in public anyway.
The paradoxical nature of unpastimes means that
although a reasonably comprehensive list of examples could be given, these
would, by definition, no longer be considered unpastimes, and therefore giving
such a list of definitions is, by definition, impossible. It is, however, common
knowledge that everyone is in fact doing all of those things that nobody would
admit to doing, and so unpastimes are in fact amongst the most common and
unremarkable phenomena known to
humankind.
[I have no idea
what any of that means, but I for one certainly don't do any of those things,
whatever they are — Ed.]
Posted on Saturday - May 07, 2005 at 02:09 PM