Wednesday - May 18, 2005
Fromaging (v.)
To search through the contents of the
refrigerator looking for cheese or other foodstuffs high in saturated fat and/or
sugar that one knows perfectly well one shouldn't be eating, what with being on
a diet and all, but that one is resolutely determined to consume
anyway.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Bikinic arms race (n.)
The intensely competitive process that has led in
many parts of the Mediterranean, South America, Carribean and other sub-tropical
regions of the world to women—and occasionally men—parading up and
down the beach wearing little more than a strand of dental floss and a couple of
sticking plasters. [Not that I'm
complaining. — Ed.]
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Wackelpudding (n.)
The wobbly flabby substance that is accumulated
around the midriff or other regions of the body as a result of eating too much
saturated fat and/or exercising too little.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Monday - April 25, 2005
Abdomen envy (v.)
The feelings of jealousy and irritation that are
experienced by men or women when observing the flatter, more washboard-like
stomachs of other members of the same sex. Often simultaneously accompanied by
the sudden unpleasant realisation that you yourself used to look like that, and
indeed could still look like that if only you didn't eat so much, drink so much
and/or exercise so little.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Wackleing (v.)
The practice of sticking one's finger in one's
ear and rapidly moving it up and down to dislodge any fluff, wax, or to service
a peculiarly inaccessible itch.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Beer flap (n.)
The unsightly mound of flab that overhangs the
waistband of a man's trousers, often as a result of previous excessive
consumption of beer, takeaway food and/or large quantities of crisps and snacks.
Beer flaps are a congenital condition that typically sets in at around the age
of 30, by which time the man has either forgone any concerted attempt at healthy
living or rationalised that if he isn't thin already, it's too late to start
trying now.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Belly flaps, waist wings or flab handles (pl. n.)
Unsightly mounds of flesh that are visible just
above the waistband as a result of a slightly portly woman who is wearing
over-tight jeans that cause her excess flesh to be displaced to somewhere around
the midriff. Immortalised in that oft-repeated maxim: ‘Check out the flab
handles on that!’
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