Lubbocks (pl. n.)

Unfeasibly large buttocks.

Although many people have considerably expansive backsides, these do not necessarily qualify as lubbocks unless their width actually exceeds the length of the person's legs. For some inexplicable reason, such extreme girth somehow enables them to carry a larger number of shopping bags than before—possibly because they are able to hang them upon their hips, which have become triangular in shape—and in extreme cases, individuals may be forced to widen the doors to their houses and cars in order fit their new super-wide panoramic configuration.

[Based on ideas by Keith Wilson and George Wright.]

Posted on Wednesday - May 04, 2005 at 10:40 AM

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Lubbocks (pl. n.)

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