Tuesday - May 17, 2005
Converception (n.)
Any discussion during which one or both partners
somehow manage to talk themselves, the other party, or each other, out of having
sex.
Tuesday - May 17, 2005
Rubberhatting (participle v.)
The activity that is being engaged in when eone
is fumbling around in the dark trying to figure out which way round a
just-opened condom is supposed to unroll.
Tuesday - May 17, 2005
Condoom (n.)
The feelings of distress and impending doom that
may be experienced by one or both partners upon realising that the prophylactic
device they were relying upon for protection has ruptured at a particularly
inopportune moment without either of them realising, and that there's nothing
much that either one of them can do about it now.
Sunday - May 01, 2005
Wrabby (adj.)
Descriptive of the vaguely disappointed or
irritable feeling one gets after prolonged, tedious or otherwise unsuccessful
periods of sexual activity.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Stripfulness (n.)
The feelings of awkwardness and embarrassment
that are experienced when one is found to be wearing dangle hammocks during
unforeseen episodes of sexual activity.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Dangle hammocks (n.)
Any baggy, ill fitting and/or unattractive
undergarments, typically grey in colour, that one wears in the unshakeable
belief that one is almost certainly unlikely to have sex that particular night,
or when all other sources of clean underwear have been
exhausted.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Spangle pants (n.)
A treasured pair of underpants worn on nights
out, dates, wedding anniversaries, etc. in the mistaken belief that they will
increase one's chances of having sex.
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