Condoom (n.)

The feelings of distress and impending doom that may be experienced by one or both partners upon realising that the prophylactic device they were relying upon for protection has ruptured at a particularly inopportune moment without either of them realising, and that there's nothing much that either one of them can do about it now.

A case of condoom is generally followed by a trip to the local pharmacy the following morning to obtain the appropriately-named morning after pill, followed by prolonged symptoms of nausea and anxiety and/or a trip to the STD clinic for a blood test. In short, not an experience that one would wish to repeat.

Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 02:35 PM

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Condoom (n.)

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