Rubberhatting (participle v.) 


The activity that is being engaged in when eone is fumbling around in the dark trying to figure out which way round a just-opened condom is supposed to unroll. 

The process of rubberhatting is generally exacerbated by the absence of good lighting, temporary hormonal effects, and other distracting events and/or activities that may be taking place in the immediate vicinity. More experienced practitioners will be versed in a number of well-practiced techniques designed to avoid the possibility of prolonged rubberhatting, although occasional errors are, sadly, inevitable. 

Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 03:01 PM            


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