Rubberhatting (participle v.)
The activity that is being engaged in when eone
is fumbling around in the dark trying to figure out which way round a
just-opened condom is supposed to unroll.
The process of rubberhatting is generally
exacerbated by the absence of good lighting, temporary hormonal effects, and
other distracting events and/or activities that may be taking place in the
immediate vicinity. More experienced practitioners will be versed in a number of
well-practiced techniques designed to avoid the possibility of prolonged
rubberhatting, although occasional errors are, sadly,
inevitable.
Posted on Tuesday - May 17, 2005 at 03:01 PM