Wednesday - May 18, 2005
Tuesday - May 17, 2005
Immusical (adj.)
The inability to discern the difference between
genuinely creative musical compositions of great artistic worth on the one hand,
and highly derivative, mass produced noisemaking on the
other.
Tuesday - May 17, 2005
Normalism (n.)
A deep fear and resentment of people who appear
on the surface to be perfectly normal and unremarkable in every way, but that
one suspects of harbouring some dark and unpleasant secret, such as having human
body parts stored in the freezer compartment of their refrigerator at
home.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Peepil (pl. n.)
The alien race to which the creature known as
‘Michael Howard’, the current leader of the UK Conservative Party,
belongs and is seeking to create a permanent base for within the British
Isles.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Humanophobe (n.)
Someone who has a deep seated fear or resentment
of other people in general, or more specifically, of the entire human
race.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Animal fascist (n.)
Someone who cares more about what happens to cute
and cuddly little kittens, dogs, bunny rabbits, and so on, than the fate of
their fellow human beings.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Jumble pumpkin (n.)
Someone who takes great pride in the fact that
they wear only second-hand clothes.
Wednesday - May 04, 2005
Fannikin (n.)
A person who takes great pride in wearing
fashionable designer clothing, and will go to almost any lengths to ensure that
everyone else knows it.
Sunday - May 01, 2005
Twag (n.)
Any loud and obnoxious person who turns up at a
party that, despite looking oddly familiar, no-one can actually remember having
invited.
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Boodles (pl. n.)
People who walk down the street talking to and
laughing with people they can see, but who you can't.
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Podling (n.)
A person who has entered the digital age without
compromising their carefully thought out design sensibilities or, more
precisely, any member of the cult
of Mac.
Wednesday - April 27, 2005
Hoon (n.)
The person to whom the saying ‘There's
always one’ invariably applies.
Monday - April 25, 2005
Ultrapessimist (n.)
A particularly virulent and persistent type of
pessimist who repeatedly insists that they are not actually a pessimist at all
and are instead a ‘realist’, despite the fact that all their
espoused beliefs pertain to the worst possible outcomes of every situation known
to humankind.
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